Overwatch - Scientists baffled by team's ability to fuck up every time

[AxeI]

[QUOTE=D4RkHaZz;50459140]The coat on that skin has severe z-fighting and clipping going on though. Why can't Zarya have nice things :([/QUOTE]
Shit, I just got it from a box and didn't notice that. What the fuck, don't they test their models?

[Balblair]

[QUOTE=Hatley;50459149]Should I save up for Roadhog's pirate skin or buy a couple of epic skins instead?[/QUOTE]

I like his Woodclad skin the most.

But hey, that's up for you to decide. What do you prefer?

@broken skins, Valkyrie Mercy's wings also don't activate during the Heroic taunt, and the Sigrun variant has the wrong colour of eyebrows.

[t]https://i.gyazo.com/79336471e156b5b3955dcfa4d89880ac.png[/t] [t]https://i.gyazo.com/d48c64d9d7570df54704b2706321a018.png[/t]

The wings work normally in all other cases, however.

[Steel]

[QUOTE=_Axel;50459134]The snow skin is the only one I like, I wish there were blue skins where she had hair that's not bright pink. It just looks off IMO.[/QUOTE]
I wish her hair would change color to match better with the battle armor. She can still dye her hair to show her originality without having to default to pink.

[Maadz]

how does matchmaking for quickplay work with this game? i dont think it has any skill level because i've been playing with level 2s and against level 100s.

[Anderan]

I usually see people roughly the same level as me when solo queing, occasionally there is a level 50 or so but there isn't any way of knowing if they're grouped up with people or not. I really wish this game marked who's grouped up together outside of your own group.

[cccino]

[QUOTE=D4RkHaZz;50459140]The coat on that skin has severe z-fighting and clipping going on though. Why can't Zarya have nice things :([/QUOTE]

Only on the preview. It looks fine in game.

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[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/6a3lVBl.jpg[/IMG]

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Welp, it's fine for me but I guess it's broken for a lot of people too.

[Anderan]

Had a Tracer who's answer to us having no healer was "don't get hit". Guess who was the first person to die.

[CrossNgen]

Every fucking time me and one of my friends wants to pair up together we're grouped up with brain dead players, a reinhardt that lowers his shield while the soldier tries to take down a turret and then charges in and dies, a mercy that only heals the reinhardt, and then everybody else changing to pure offense heroes because nothing they do fucking works.

[fhASSA]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/i3cbs8v.png?1[/img]

[URL="http://splashbrush.tumblr.com/post/145412710958"]Source for full picture[/URL]

:sbhj:

[donny]

[QUOTE=CrossNgen;50459207]Every fucking time me and one of my friends wants to pair up together we're grouped up with brain dead players, a reinhardt that lowers his shield while the soldier tries to take down a turret and then charges in and dies, a mercy that only heals the reinhardt, and then everybody else changing to pure offense heroes because nothing they do fucking works.[/QUOTE]

Reinhardt that lower their shield when their team mates are behind it are the worst especially when I'm some squishy support like Mercy or Zenyetta

When I play Reinhardt and I'm taking fire, I usually move to a cover that is as large as my shield (i.e. a wall) to indicate that I'm going to lower it

[Rainy]

Trying to get Mercy's 4 Revive achivement for the chibi spray.

But my team keeps dying at random places far away and never together. Why cant you all just drop dead in one spot for me! ;__;

[Coverop]

[t]https://67.media.tumblr.com/72f246bb01cb879abb9c4d57c0678061/tumblr_o8awpvBQVA1us2md1o1_1280.jpg[/t]

[Dat Lobo]

Oh I had one asshole give me endless amounts of shit because I fired Zarya's ultimate on the cart where the entire enemy team was and I was alone. Yes asshole, if you didn't keep running straight into the enemy team and feeding their ultimates, I might not have had to do that.

[Art3mis Jinx]

[QUOTE=Trixxter;50459244]Trying to get Mercy's 4 Revive achivement for the chibi spray.

But my team keeps dying at random places far away and never together. Why cant you all just drop dead in one spot for me! ;__;[/QUOTE]

I revived 3 people earlier today. Half a second after activating my ult I see a fourth person die right next to me. I wanted to kill myself at that point.

Edit: manged to get a video of it
[vid]https://my.mixtape.moe/hwcskv.mp4[/vid]

[durkhaz]

[QUOTE=cccino;50459184]Only on the preview. It looks fine in game.

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[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/6a3lVBl.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

[IMG]http://puu.sh/phCTh/a0f7faeedf.jpg[/IMG]

Looks equally broken ingame - for me at least. Hard to capture the flickering on a screenshot but you get the idea.

[Anderan]

[QUOTE=CrossNgen;50459207]Every fucking time me and one of my friends wants to pair up together we're grouped up with brain dead players, a reinhardt that lowers his shield while the soldier tries to take down a turret and then charges in and dies, a mercy that only heals the reinhardt, and then everybody else changing to pure offense heroes because nothing they do fucking works.[/QUOTE]

Honestly sometimes I lower my shield when it's taking a lot of damage and none of my allies are taking advantage of it. Only for my allies to decide right at that instance to take advantage of it.

[Doom14]

Reinhart's shield needs a rear-view mirror function because sometimes I can't tell if my team is right fucking behind me waiting to move in to destroy the entire enemy team, or if I'm standing on my own like a doofus while they're off on another flank muckin about.

[ottr]

[QUOTE=coverop;50459256][t]https://67.media.tumblr.com/72f246bb01cb879abb9c4d57c0678061/tumblr_o8awpvBQVA1us2md1o1_1280.jpg[/t][/QUOTE]

jesus christ that mercy

[lektro]

hey i got a victory pose i wonder what the difference is
[t]http://i.imgur.com/hv2w3U5.jpg[/t][t]http://i.imgur.com/fh6mE0b.jpg[/t]
oh.
I think blizzard is being way too lazy with some of this stuff. Same with emotes. Pretty much every standard emote is putting their hands on the side or hips

[donny]

[QUOTE=Doom14;50459311]Reinhart's shield needs a rear-view mirror function because sometimes I can't tell if my team is right fucking behind me waiting to move in to destroy the entire enemy team, or if I'm standing on my own like a doofus while they're off on another flank muckin about.[/QUOTE]

Arrows akin to Mercy's heal beam notification would have been fine

[cccino]

[QUOTE=D4RkHaZz;50459286][IMG]http://puu.sh/phCTh/a0f7faeedf.jpg[/IMG]

Looks equally broken ingame - for me at least. Hard to capture the flickering on a screenshot but you get the idea.[/QUOTE]

Thanks. Damn, that's a shame. I hope they fix it.

[Balblair]

[QUOTE=Akuma_lektro;50459320]
I think blizzard is being way too lazy with some of this stuff. Same with emotes. Pretty much every standard emote is putting their hands on the side or hips[/QUOTE]

Roadhog's standard emote is an unlockable victory pose. Same for Junkrat.

I seriously hope they soon add some more variety to those two categories.

[Crimor]

God damn it, been looking for that one set of pictures of d.va where the first one is just her smiling while saying GG, with the second picture being *Git Gud

[joshuadim]

[QUOTE=fhASSA;50459236][img]http://i.imgur.com/i3cbs8v.png?1[/img]

[URL="http://splashbrush.tumblr.com/post/145412710958"]Source for full picture[/URL]

:sbhj:[/QUOTE]

There's good overwatch porn

Then theres... [I]this[/I]

If you're gonna link OW porn then at least post good content

[editline]5th June 2016[/editline]

trust me im an expert

[Halite]

So, got an issue.
[T]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/71184478/ShareX/2016/06/Overwatch_2016-06-05_15-36-47.png[/T]
I never really get the chance to play as anything other than the top 5 here, they are allways "needed" because the majority of the team will always use a god dammed sniper hero or are AFK in the middle of a match :/.

[ChickenMan99]

I played against a team with a Widowmaker main (21 hrs, very few hours as anyone else) on it.
I didn't know I could have this little fun.

[Sweater]

[QUOTE=joshuadim;50459381]There's good overwatch porn

Then theres... [I]this[/I]

If you're gonna link OW porn then at least post good content

[editline]5th June 2016[/editline]

trust me im an expert[/QUOTE]

That's not even porn though. It's just huge chest Mercy and that's it.

[t]http://i3.pixiv.net/img-original/img/2016/06/05/20/28/05/57243218_p0.jpg[/t]
[URL="http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=57243218"]Artist + pic page[/URL]

[gbtygfvyg]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/mgQkGoj.jpg[/img]

Make us whole.

[Raidyr]

[QUOTE=Trixxter;50459244]Trying to get Mercy's 4 Revive achivement for the chibi spray.

But my team keeps dying at random places far away and never together. Why cant you all just drop dead in one spot for me! ;__;[/QUOTE]
Just play as Mercy long enough and you will eventually get it.
[QUOTE=Liquid Fire;50459278]I revived 3 people earlier today. Half a second after activating my ult I see a fourth person die right next to me. I wanted to kill myself at that point.

Edit: manged to get a video of it[/QUOTE]
Heroes never die...for a price.

That Hanzo was the price.

[GoogleyGareth]

[QUOTE=gbtygfvyg;50459432][img]http://i.imgur.com/mgQkGoj.jpg[/img]

Make us whole.[/QUOTE]

[t]http://static3.gamespot.com/uploads/original/1365/13658182/3004869-quantum_break_time_shield.jpg[/t]