Overwatch - Scientists baffled by team's ability to fuck up every time
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im at 980 currency and i want my mecha pharah so bad
[QUOTE=DEMONSKUL;50468583]Sometimes I wish allied Roadhogs could hook you. Like if you're about to get wrecked by an ult and you can't get out of the way in time, a teammate roadhog could hook you to help. But then It would fuck up hooking enemies too much.[/QUOTE]
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Who do I petition to get the caduceus taunt for Mercy renamed to Asclepius?
[QUOTE=Zeos;50468606]Who do I petition to get the caduceus taunt for Mercy renamed to Asclepius?[/QUOTE]
[quote=Wikipedia]The caduceus is the traditional symbol of Hermes and features two snakes winding around an often winged staff. It is often mistakenly used as a symbol of medicine instead of the Rod of Asclepius, especially in the United States. The two-snake caduceus design has ancient and consistent associations with [B]trade, eloquence, trickery, and negotiation[/B]. Tangential association of the caduceus with medicine has occurred through the ages, where it was sometimes associated with alchemy and wisdom.[/quote]
Knowing how some Mercy players out there are desperate for a 5-man rez potg and willing to neglect the team just to achieve that, the name is quite fitting.
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[editline]I forgot the source :([/editline]
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[QUOTE=Vodkavia;50468622]Projectiles and hitscans should really all just use hit scan hit boxes, making projectiles easier to use isn't worth this magnitude of bullshit.
I'm sick of Spamzos getting PoTG by just spamming arrows vaguely head level down a corridor.[/QUOTE]
It really kind of annoys me because it compounds with other issues this game has: the lag thanks to the inability to choose your own servers, combined with the bad low tick rate, makes big hitboxes the cherry of the cake that sees you when you're far away from anyone.
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This is great, did you draw it? Do you have a tumblr?
[QUOTE=MissingGlitch;50468041]Overwatch would make for a great sitcom.
I would tune in every week to watch how Dad:76 handles hilarious situations with his family and neighbors that happen to be the rest of the Overwatch cast.[/QUOTE]
Reaper will be the dick dad across the street with his spoiled brat daughter Widowmaker, and his rowdy twin sons Roadhog and Junkrat.
[B]WHAT THE SHIT[/B]
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overtime is always my favorite moment of the match. it's when the real shit goes down
-snip-
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Tommorow is [B][I][U]MINE MINE MINE!!![/U][/I][/B]
finally got a match with 6 zarya's. with 2-3 of us being shielded almost all the time they never had a chance :v:
[video]https://youtu.be/ZqNvQJQJmSs[/video]
[QUOTE=Tinker;50468462][video=youtube;_UU8jqxAiHQ]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UU8jqxAiHQ[/video][/QUOTE]
Wow. I love the game, but Blizzard needs to hurry up and make some changes already, this is the cherry on top.
So I love Crendor and his Hearthstone pack opening rituals are always my favorite when it comes to his Hearthstone content. So I decided to use one of his rituals which is to grab a random thing and hit space bar with it, so the first lootbox I got I googled John Cena's face and I hit the space bar with it. This tactic granted me a legendary
[QUOTE=Sift;50468671]This is great, did you draw it? Do you have a tumblr?[/QUOTE]
[URL="http://atduskart.tumblr.com/post/145497378387/you-have-this-post-to-blame-for-this-x-also-sorry"]I forgot the fucking source again[/URL] :v: my bad
[QUOTE=Altimor;50468572]It seems pretty hard to get that far from a 50% winrate over a long period. I'm not sure if their matchmaking is just good or intentionally shits on you/gives you easy wins to keep it at 50%.[/QUOTE]
Looking at my winrate graph I'm now pretty sure it's the 2nd one.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/SwS0SxG.png[/img]
I imagine as I play longer it will keep oscillating.
I'm not sure if it's actually designed to do that or if it's just overly sensitive to changes in winrate, with that hump making it think I was the greatest of all time and that dip making it think I was terrible.
EDIT: Then again if MMR actually changed that easily matchmaking would probably be essentially random since noone would have an MMR matching their skill level, it must be intentional
[QUOTE=Fapplejack;50468506]Looking at my huge fucking losing streak giving me a shitty 48% win rate.
Join another game and get a team whose one round down on Illios with the point captured 91% by the enemy team.
Eat my ass.[/QUOTE]
Forced Fiftys a thing isnt it?
Rein is so fun when you do more than act as a wall
[QUOTE=AJ10017;50468722]finally got a match with 6 zarya's. with 2-3 of us being shielded almost all the time they never had a chance :v:
[video]https://youtu.be/ZqNvQJQJmSs[/video][/QUOTE]
Just a PSA:
Z is the hotkey for ult status
X is the hotkey for heal requests
F is both the hotkey for acknowledging, and when aiming at circular icons (either objectives or player voice icons) is a contextual acknowledgement or request.
Pressing F while aiming at an objective icon will tell your team to attack or defend it and pressing F at a team mate's heal request will direct your "Understood" at them specifically.
[QUOTE=Superkilll307;50468781]Forced Fiftys a thing isnt it?[/QUOTE]
Isn't that a sign of good matching making? 50% winrate means your games are pretty much close in terms of actual in-game quality, at least on paper. You should have a lot more close games than stomps.
[QUOTE=Linkuya;50468829]Isn't that a sign of good matching making? 50% winrate means your games are pretty much close in terms of actual in-game quality, at least on paper. You should have a lot more close games than stomps.[/QUOTE]
Getting 50% as a result of always having balanced matches is good matchmaking, getting 50% because it stomps you for going over 50% and vice versa is bad matchmaking
I've been at 54% for a good while now. I'm getting pretty scared.
[QUOTE=Qaus;50468798]Just a PSA:
Z is the hotkey for ult status
X is the hotkey for heal requests
F is both the hotkey for acknowledging, and when aiming at circular icons (either objectives or player voice icons) is a contextual acknowledgement or request.
Pressing F while aiming at an objective icon will tell your team to attack or defend it and pressing F at a team mate's heal request will direct your "Understood" at them specifically.[/QUOTE]
What triggers the 'We need a healer!' 'We need a tank!' lines? I've seen them used by many players and spammed while moving, so no way it's manual text.
[QUOTE=Totenkreuz;50468861]I've been at 54% for a good while now. I'm getting pretty scared.[/QUOTE]
You must become a top 6 player in NA and only queue with the other 5 best players in NA, then it will be impossible for them to make you lose. Checkmate Blizzard.
-Snip, now I remember why I stopped posting-
For starters, try an anger management course...
Who the hell designs a battle mech suit that only protects the pilots head with a single piece of glass and leaves the pilots arms dangling out the front? No wonder d.va is so squishy, blame shoddy korean design.
[QUOTE=Totenkreuz;50468861]I've been at 54% for a good while now. I'm getting pretty scared.[/QUOTE]
I'm also at 54% also, but it sure as hell doesn't feel like it. I think it's a butter-side-down effect.
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