Overwatch - Scientists baffled by team's ability to fuck up every time

[Balblair]

[QUOTE=Mr. Someguy;50472104]I can't connect to Battle.net, I get Error Code: BLZBNTBNA000003E8. I tried to look it up online, but the links just direct back to Battle.net, which will not load in a browser either. What's going on?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE]Battle.net can't display content due to a connection issue or a temporary server issue.

Click Reload to refresh the page contents. If the issue persists, restart the client to clear up any temporary issues.
If you experience connectivity issues, try optimizing your internet connection.

Update your operating system and drivers to be sure you're using the most recent version.

Programs running in the background can conflict with Battle.net. Try closing background applications.

Security software may interfere with Battle.net's internet connection and prevent the application from running properly. Disable or temporarily uninstall any security programs.[/QUOTE]

Curious. Possible your security software's doing.

[QUOTE=keda009;50472102]
Should I give tanks a try...

I just.. I can't push myself to have any trust in randoms :([/QUOTE]

I don't trust randoms either. That's why my stats look like this:

[t]https://i.gyazo.com/a46c7c1cc4eaae9d78f1f537b784fd74.png[/t]

Some times you just gotta play the babysitter.

[Altimor]

[QUOTE=Super2Donny;50472106]I play tank more than offense because I don't have any trust in randoms[/QUOTE]

Pub Reinhardts why do you randomly drop your rectangle to charge away from your team

[Zadrave]

[QUOTE=Super2Donny;50472106]I play tank more than offense because I don't have any trust in randoms[/QUOTE]

I'm the other way around, I don't trust randoms to actually hide behind me or work with me when I'm a tank.

[Bathtub]

finally bought my first legendary
i am now mecha pharah and it feels so good

[Demohamtheyum]

[QUOTE=Altimor;50472117]Pub Reinhardts why do you randomly drop your rectangle to charge away from your team[/QUOTE]

if i see an enemy rein chargin' his ass at my team then i'm gonna charge right fuckin' back and give him and myself a concussion which is better then seeing a mercy splattered on the wall

[Spudgun]

Charging Meis as Reinhardt when they come out of their ice block is the best.

[Flak]

This definitely wouldn't work in a real game unless the other team is actually braindead, but it's pretty interesting.
[video=youtube;P_x2OHe4V2g]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_x2OHe4V2g[/video]

[HeyKyle]

Road hogs legendary skins suck ass

[rufia]

[QUOTE=Doom14;50471839]Overtime really needs a secondary max timer before it just gives up, which can't be halted.
Tired of Mei/Tracer stacks on the point just desperately running the clock while they hope their team actually kills us.[/QUOTE]
Overtime should be gradually refilled as you stand on the point, as opposed to refilling instantly if you touch it for a moment.

And Mei just shouldn't be able to contest whilst invuln altogether.

[Altimor]

[QUOTE=Rufia;50472213]Overtime should be gradually refilled as you stand on the point, as opposed to refilling instantly if you touch it for a moment.

And Mei just shouldn't be able to contest whilst invuln altogether.[/QUOTE]

I see no reason anyone should be able to contest while invuln.

[Spazi]

I wish melee was a more viable damage source. If you end up in someone's face and neither of you are dead after a second it could be kind of a little rewarding thing to end it with fisticuffs.

That still happens as skin contact range is too close to aim with most guns but then it's like bitch slapping each other until someone eventually faints. And in this game you don't run out of ammo either.

Especially disappointing when Genji's melee is all slashy and "HYAAAA" yet does a sliver of damage.

[Altimor]

[QUOTE=Talishmar;50472230]I wish melee was a more viable damage source. If you end up in someone's face and neither of you are dead after a second it could be kind of a little rewarding thing to end it with fisticuffs.

That still happens as skin contact range is too close to aim with most guns but then it's like bitch slapping each other until someone eventually faints. And in this game you don't run out of ammo either.

Especially disappointing when Genji's melee is all slashy and "HYAAAA" yet does a sliver of damage.[/QUOTE]

I feel like it's ok where it is, it's useful for a lot of edge cases where you drop someone to 30 hp or less but would otherwise be stuck reloading or waiting on a slow firing weapon.

[DeEz]

Literally never lost an all Soldier 76 team

[Makzutheamazing]

[IMG]http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/132/078/0a7.jpg[/IMG]

Exclusively on Shrekbox one

[Doom14]

[QUOTE=Altimor;50472117]Pub Reinhardts why do you randomly drop your rectangle to charge away from your team[/QUOTE]

Because if there's a single guy out there who shoulda been dead a long time ago and you're not doing your job, I'm just gonna dash forward.

[B]Alternate:[/B] There's a Mercy/Enemy Tank/[I]Something Dangerous Coming to Tickle my Tooter[/I] I don't trust you guys to kill.

Reinharts' only have 500HP, no self healing at all, and are the most massive thing in the game. You have to place a lot of trust in your team to wobble around shield-up all the time. Making a quick charge and knocking their counter-Reinhart out of commission is way more important than protecting the E-Cree behind me trying to play sniper.

[Mort Stroodle]

[QUOTE=Altimor;50472117]Pub Reinhardts why do you randomly drop your rectangle to charge away from your team[/QUOTE]

because you're not shooting them and the only way that roadhog is going to die before he walks through my barrier and murders me is if I splatter him against the wall

[Mingebox]

[QUOTE=Super2Donny;50471387]Shooting airborne Pharah with Mccree's primary is fun, kinda like hunting ducks[/QUOTE]

I like shooting airborne Pharah's with Junkrat.

[Mr. Someguy]

[QUOTE=Grandzeit;50472111]Curious. Possible your security software's doing.[/QUOTE]

Actually someone said it could be an IP address problem. I have a dynamic IP address, so I'll just wait it out and see if it rectifies itself.

[Altimor]

[QUOTE=Doom14;50472309]Because if there's a single guy out there who shoulda been dead a long time ago and you're not doing your job, I'm just gonna dash forward.

[B]Alternate:[/B] There's a Mercy/Enemy Tank/[I]Something Dangerous Coming to Tickle my Tooter[/I] I don't trust you guys to kill.

Reinharts' only have 500HP, no self healing at all, and are the most massive thing in the game. You have to place a lot of trust in your team to wobble around shield-up all the time. Making a quick charge and knocking their counter-Reinhart out of commission is way more important than protecting the E-Cree behind me trying to play sniper.[/QUOTE]

Most of the time I see Reinhardts do this they hit nothing with their charge and were protecting several teammates that are now dead.

EDIT: Also what's your Bnet, sounds like you have a bad time in solo queue

[Spudgun]

[QUOTE=SuperDuprKyle;50472209]Road hogs legendary skins suck ass[/QUOTE]

Dislike the tribal one, but the pirate one is cool.

[TheBirdman]

My battletag is TheBirdman#1115, someone add me to the list of kool kidz

[patches]

[img]http://i.cubeupload.com/tNr4qf.png[/img]

[Steel]

[QUOTE=Havolis;50472393][img]http://i.cubeupload.com/tNr4qf.png[/img][/QUOTE]
Kinda surprised he's a Reaper, last I checked Reaper is pretty low on the character choice percentage.

[Altimor]

I don't know why Mercys will sometimes rez a single person when it's not something like absolutely having to contest in overtime, I'm grateful but at the same time confused

[gbtygfvyg]

[QUOTE=Altimor;50472417]I don't know why Mercys will sometimes rez a single person when it's not something like absolutely having to contest in overtime, I'm grateful but at the same time confused[/QUOTE]

Because it charges fast as fuck and its better to have a 6v6 than snowballing in a 5v6.

[Stoffy]

:snip: :ninja:

[Altimor]

[QUOTE=gbtygfvyg;50472430]Because it charges fast as fuck and its better to have a 6v6 than snowballing in a 5v6.[/QUOTE]

I feel like most of the time you could just hang back a bit or even keep pushing and be fine without whoever died. Especially if they respawn close.

[patches]

oh and also
[t]http://i.cubeupload.com/7EfECz.jpg[/t]

[Mingebox]

[QUOTE=Altimor;50472417]I don't know why Mercys will sometimes rez a single person when it's not something like absolutely having to contest in overtime, I'm grateful but at the same time confused[/QUOTE]

That Penny Arcade comic.

[Altimor]

[QUOTE=Mingebox;50472495]That Penny Arcade comic.[/QUOTE]

I don't get it