Overwatch - Scientists baffled by team's ability to fuck up every time
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amazingly, we won
sometimes you put in all the effort and its all for nothing
91% of match on fire as lucio in kings row, blasted a roadhog into a pit as he hooked me near the end of the map, and i contested the payload for 15-25 seconds all alone jumping around it like crazy trying to avoid 6 people, and we still lost :(
[QUOTE=Keychain;50474612]im going to assume you're being sarcastic because it's literally a national sport and career in korea[/QUOTE]
It is a sport and career for very few individuals who are at the top, everyone else gets paid extremely poorly. The game is just not extremely popular in Korea, the only reason why I am getting disagrees is because people hear "Starcraft is massive in Korea" all the time since Brood War was so massive. Starcraft 2 is nowhere close to where Brood War was.
Every game
Every fucking game
I get at least 3/5 gold medals
My team loses
I have a legit 20% win rate in the past 50-60 games or so.
WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING WRONG
I am the kind of scum that sometimes votes for myself just because I feel bad about seeing that little 0
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But I did so much that match that it's just sad to be so unappreciated. What do the cards even do? More points at the end?
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Only one highlight though, shadowplay forgot how to save that moment match
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[QUOTE=igamiwarr;50474742]It is a sport and career for very few individuals who are at the top, everyone else gets paid extremely poorly. The game is just not extremely popular in Korea, the only reason why I am getting disagrees is because people hear "Starcraft is massive in Korea" all the time since Brood War was so massive. Starcraft 2 is nowhere close to where Brood War was.[/QUOTE]
Half of all copies of starcraft 2 were sold in South Korea as of 2012. What the fuck are you talking about?
[QUOTE=Fapplejack;50474743]Every game
Every fucking game
I get at least 3/5 gold medals
My team loses
I have a legit 20% win rate in the past 50-60 games or so.
WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING WRONG[/QUOTE]
The only winning move is not to play.
[vid]https://my.mixtape.moe/floahr.webm[/vid]
My favourite thing to do is emote after you think you got PotG so everyone is witness to your cheekiness post-game.
Battleborn chose the worst time to release
You can't compete with something as overly hyped as Overwatch
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[url]http://poutie.deviantart.com/art/help-me-613572169[/url][/QUOTE]
[url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8i_a6F_K0I]I swear, if I see that stupid fucking hamster one more time...[/url]
I just joined a game in the last 30 seconds before we lost, killed one guy by complete accident... and got the gold in objective kills, what even
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[url]http://poutie.deviantart.com/art/help-me-613572169[/url][/QUOTE]
OH boy
[editline]8th June 2016[/editline]
I feel like at least 10 kinds of cancer have sprouted across my body
[QUOTE=usaokay;50474816]Battleborn was alive?[/QUOTE]
Stillborn :godzing:
One thing I really like about Pharah's alts is that they could totally pass off as newer or older variants of the armour. The Mech ones could be the next iteration, and, while obviously customized, the native ones look more archaic, more advanced than the security suit, but not as well designed (or maintained, the paint is super chipped and a little rusty) as the regular
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I finally did it.
No reaction from anyone else on voice.
I've managed to swallow a Reaper ult, a Hanzo ult (while it's still in the arrow), a Zarya ult and a Pharah ult with D'va's E.
It's so good.
I love how you can basically cancel out overtime with Zarya's ult.
[VID]https://my.mixtape.moe/bqelyw.mp4[/VID]
[QUOTE=Phantomime;50474692]You know what I really hate? When a particular hero is ripping our team apart, and I have to switch to a different character to take them out... because the teammate who's ALREADY PLAYING A HARD COUNTER TO THEM [B]WON'T DO HIS [I]FUCKING[/I] JOB[/B][/QUOTE]
You know what I really hate? When you have someone on the team who might be doing well but their hero pick isn't helping and you ask them to change and they immediately pipe up with "Well I got four golds right now so go fuck yourself." I AM NOT SAYING YOU'RE DOING BAD BUT GENJI IS NOT HELPING US KILL THIS TRACER AND SOLDIER THAT KEEP GOING AROUND THE BACK AND [B]KILLING ALL THE SUPPORT YOU [I]FUCKING IDIOT.[/I][/B] Not every fucking request to change heroes is a fucking offence to your skill. Geezus. As someone who plays flex among his group I have no fear of changing heroes if someone tells me so. Quit making it so God damn personal. This happens everywhere too, be it pubs or r/Overwatch stacks.
[QUOTE=Totenkreuz;50474443]When the Dragonblade hits just right
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You were so close to flying off the edge and looking ridiculous
Our whole team went Tracer at the start of a brawl game as a joke, and we ended up starting with four tracers.
[editline]8th June 2016[/editline]
The other team got 5 Zenyattas.
[QUOTE=Mingebox;50475241]Our whole team went Tracer at the start of a brawl game as a joke, and we ended up starting with four tracers.
[editline]8th June 2016[/editline]
The other team got 5 Zenyattas.[/QUOTE]
There must be some weighting to what you pick or something because we just got a 6 torb game on defense when we all picked him as a joke.
i asked for someone to switch off of sniper (we had 3) to play tank
2 of them told me to fuck off and change myself
i was playing our only support as lucio
whyyyyyyyyyy
EuS, please send me more gremlin D.Vas.
Need to build up avatar storage.
You can swallow Mei's ult with Defense Matrix too. Did it earlier today.
Funny how D. Va's ult line is "Nerf this." even though Jeff Kaplan stated that she would be explicitly receiving buffs.
i'd like to think her ult is strong enough to make some rage and the line coupled with it fits
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