Overwatch - Scientists baffled by team's ability to fuck up every time

[.𓃉𓁿𓂎𓁿𓃉.]

running a team of roadhogs truly is a six man apocalypse.

[AtomicSans]

Can someone please explain to me how enough time has passed since Overwatch's dissolution that 76 turned into a gnarled, gray-haired old man and yet Tracer still looks sixteen

[MissingGlitch]

[QUOTE=AtomicSans;50480793]Can someone please explain to me how enough time has passed since Overwatch's dissolution that 76 turned into a gnarled, gray-haired old man and yet Tracer still looks sixteen[/QUOTE]

They don't call her the living ghost for nothing.

[Skelosk]

[QUOTE=AtomicSans;50480793]Can someone please explain to me how enough time has passed since Overwatch's dissolution that 76 turned into a gnarled, gray-haired old man and yet Tracer still looks sixteen[/QUOTE]

"Blizzard"

[Overwatch 7]

[QUOTE=AtomicSans;50480793]Can someone please explain to me how enough time has passed since Overwatch's dissolution that 76 turned into a gnarled, gray-haired old man and yet Tracer still looks sixteen[/QUOTE]

Somethingsomething Time travel

[dai]

[QUOTE=AtomicSans;50480793]Can someone please explain to me how enough time has passed since Overwatch's dissolution that 76 turned into a gnarled, gray-haired old man and yet Tracer still looks sixteen[/QUOTE]

tracer is a spacetime ghost being forced into reality by a dyson vacuum
mercy might secretly be a zombie held together by nanites, much more successfully than the time she did the same thing to resurrect reaper
mei

[t]http://i.imgur.com/SpArPEV.png[/t]

[Mort Stroodle]

[QUOTE=AtomicSans;50480793]76 turned into a gnarled, gray-haired old man [/QUOTE]

i mean can you blame him, he's 76 years old after all

[Linkuya]

Now if you observe, you see can see an interesting phenomenon in the wild, the mighty eagle underestimating it's prey and falling to the humble rat.

[vid]https://my.mixtape.moe/toywvb.mp4[/vid]

[NyxCrab]

[QUOTE=AtomicSans;50480793]Can someone please explain to me how enough time has passed since Overwatch's dissolution that 76 turned into a gnarled, gray-haired old man and yet Tracer still looks sixteen[/QUOTE]

Obviously Tracer's "chronal disassociation" prevents her from aging :vs:

[KIDzilla]

She can warp time

[dai]

[t]https://67.media.tumblr.com/a7f1a1749124fb52820e117d5ce655b8/tumblr_o6u2o24XU11rx7t6uo1_540.jpg[/t]

[Ax3l]

Was Tracer in the original Overwatch though? Didn't she join up later?

[Baconheart]

[QUOTE=Ax3l;50480849]Was Tracer in the original Overwatch though? Didn't she join up later?[/QUOTE]

Pretty sure the originals were 76, Reaper, Mercy, Reinhardt, Torbjorn, Pharah's mum and some other person.

[brodee]

[QUOTE=TacticalBacon;50480863]Pretty sure the originals were 76, Reaper, Mercy, Reinhardt, Torbjorn, Pharah's mum and some other person.[/QUOTE]

I think Mercy joined later too.

[_charon]

[QUOTE=TacticalBacon;50480863]Pretty sure the originals were 76, Reaper, Mercy, Reinhardt, Torbjorn, Pharah's mum and some other person.[/QUOTE]

And Tracer and Genji later on, I believe. Plus loads of generic soldier dudes and probably unreleased characters.

edit: and Mei, though as a scientist, not a fighter

[jax]

[QUOTE=Ripper Roo;50479898][IMG]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/h8epcanj3tn8p78/2016-06-08_23-12-57.png?dl=0[/IMG][/QUOTE]

I see your Leek spray and raise you my Pachimari spray.

[IMG]https://f.lewd.se/o56CbB_dllhost_2016-06-08_19-23-39.png[/IMG]

I really wish Blizzard would make Pachimari plush already.

[Totenkreuz]

Genji's the only hero that can get my adrenaline pumping
[img]http://i.imgur.com/tK6jlcd.png[/img]

[Baconheart]

[QUOTE=brodee;50480889]I think Mercy joined later too.[/QUOTE]

"Their names—Morrison, Reyes, Amari, Liao, Wilhelm, and Lindholm—have since become legendary. The world would come to know them as the founders of Overwatch."
[url]https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/blog/20130523[/url]

Looks like you're right, not sure why I thought she was

[Quibblecoatl]

For once in my life playing Reinhardt my entire team actually used my shield for cover rather than running off solo, it was beautiful.

[Sammyroc]

Okay, something that seriously pisses me off about the maps is how close the spawns are to the end objectives in a lot of them. Spawns close to final points worked in TF2 because respawns would take longer if the attackers were close to winning, but here the fast respawns just mean defenders can just throw their bodies on the cart/point and stall endlessly.

[PeakDeNile]

[img]https://66.media.tumblr.com/29118ee73bd20dc193daf690003db85f/tumblr_o8fk5gVPwG1tec2f0o1_540.jpg[/img]
[quote]When you gotta teach the kids a lesson on fighting on the point.[/quote]

[Doom14]

Oh man, got my first "fuck u winston" style complaint. I should start a collection.

[Linkuya]

[QUOTE=Killajax;50480978][img]https://66.media.tumblr.com/29118ee73bd20dc193daf690003db85f/tumblr_o8fk5gVPwG1tec2f0o1_540.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE][vid]https://my.mixtape.moe/jsegrg.mp4[/vid][/QUOTE]

I feel like this video is always relevant. Dad is really going places.

[Quibblecoatl]

[QUOTE=Doom14;50480983]Oh man, got my first "fuck u winston" style complaint. I should start a collection.[/QUOTE]

I love getting those when I'm targeting a Widowmaker.

[jax]

[t]https://f.lewd.se/4brxsp.png[/t]
[t]https://f.lewd.se/mLnE48.png[/t]
[t]https://f.lewd.se/qVKWbo.png[/t]
[t]https://f.lewd.se/KDVHmE.png[/t]
[t]https://f.lewd.se/zDiULv.png[/t]

[URL="http://mujotan.tumblr.com/post/145633142965/friendship"]Friendship [/URL]

[Doom14]

[QUOTE=Mr. Crabsworth;50481011]I love getting those when I'm targeting a Widowmaker.[/QUOTE]

[t]http://i.imgur.com/qK5Iww8.jpg[/t]

It was an Symmetra who kept leaving her teleporters out in the open. v:v:v

Thanks to her, I got both the Minesweeper and Path is Closed achievements at the same time.

[Skelosk]

[QUOTE=Doom14;50481030][t]http://i.imgur.com/qK5Iww8.jpg[/t]

It was an Symmetra who kept leaving her teleporters out in the open. v:v:v

Thanks to her, I got both the Minesweeper and Path is Closed achievements at the same time.[/QUOTE]

How is it retarded if you're destroying her teles? You're actually doing your job as a disrupter and are actually slowing them down.

[Doom14]

[QUOTE=DEMONSKUL;50481045]How is it retarded if you're destroying her teles? You're actually doing your job as a disrupter and are actually slowing them down.[/QUOTE]

She was just mad despite winning, I guess. I shut down almost all her teles instantly.

The very next match:
[video=youtube;rXYkHDcJSeY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXYkHDcJSeY[/video]

[J.C.DentonUNATCO]

Why do I consistently have 350+ ping? Like, I'll have a match with 33 ping, and then it will be 350+ for hours. What the fuck can I do? It's only Overwatch, no other game. It's not a program I'm running, I don't have chrome in the background (durr) and my connection is fine to literally everything else.

[jax]

[QUOTE=JCDentonUNATCO;50481085]Why do I consistently have 350+ ping? Like, I'll have a match with 33 ping, and then it will be 350+ for hours. What the fuck can I do? It's only Overwatch, no other game. It's not a program I'm running, I don't have chrome in the background (durr) and my connection is fine to literally everything else.[/QUOTE]

Many people are having the same issues.
Its Overwatch, not you.