Overwatch - Scientists baffled by team's ability to fuck up every time

[MissingGlitch]

In my Headcanon. Soldier:76 is D.va's dad and all he does is tell dad jokes.
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[discodude]

I'm apparently ranked #20 in score per minute on D.Va on masteroverwatch, cool.

[Halflight]

I finally learned how to play Genji. As to say, being actually useful to the team
I'm so happy ...

[Altimor]

[QUOTE=discodude;50453434]I'm apparently ranked #20 in score per minute on D.Va on masteroverwatch, cool.[/QUOTE]

What even is score

[Thlis]

I really love playing DVA but holy crap.

It's easier to kill with a pistol than with her actual guns.

[Samiam]

[QUOTE=Altimor;50453439]What even is score[/QUOTE]

Probably fire.

Didn't people come out and say masteroverwatch's ranks are meaningless? They were intrinsically biased towards people who just played that hero a lot, even if they were mediocre.

[BanthaFodder]

Got 500 coins out of a lootbox, grabbed myself the Bruce Lee skin for Hanzo and Glorious Golden Soldier 76.
Good gets all around.

Also had my first "we're all soldiers now" match and holy shit all Soldier 76 is the way to go. There's always a health field up at any given time and even the enemy trying to go all Reinhardts wasn't enough to stop us, we just stomped their assholes inside out and had a blast doing so.
It was my first time playing him since the beta and I got Gold Medals for eliminations and objective kills, he's definitely up there in terms of most fun characters to just pick up and play.

[alpha00zero]

Been trying out Zarya. Once you understand how her shields work, she is so much fun.

Blocking ults and saving healers is the best. Got two intense matches tonight, they were so fun, especially after the plethora of bullshit teammates, especially that smock who kept "maining" snipers and the two Genjis.

Tho her laser's range is still a bit hard to gauge for me. Also, does she does more damage the closer you are?

[MissingGlitch]

One thing that bothers me about Soldier 76's legendary skins is that they make him look young. Kinda makes a lot of his lines not as funny.

[discodude]

[QUOTE=Samiam22;50453449]Probably fire.

Didn't people come out and say masteroverwatch's ranks are meaningless? They were intrinsically biased towards people who just played that hero a lot, even if they were mediocre.[/QUOTE]

Well yeah, total score I'm only #4182 because I have like 4 hours on D.Va. But my score/min is really high for whatever reason.

Also, high-ranked matches late at night are horrifying. I feel so useless all of the time, people are just way too good at games.

[ulvemann43]

[QUOTE=Thlis;50453448]I really love playing DVA but holy crap.

It's easier to kill with a pistol than with her actual guns.[/QUOTE]

D'va is extremely scary when outside of her mech

[Senscith]

[QUOTE=Samiam22;50453449]Probably fire.

Didn't people come out and say masteroverwatch's ranks are meaningless? They were intrinsically biased towards people who just played that hero a lot, even if they were mediocre.[/QUOTE]

Total Score would be, I imagine Score per Minute would be a much more fair guesstimate of how someone actually stacks up. Though then again one person doesn't win a match all on their own.

[yellowoboe]

That moment the game tries to put you in so many finished games in a row that it just gives up and stops looking all together.

[Altimor]

I wish McCree's roll overrode lag compensation like blinks. Rolling to cover doesn't save me nearly as well.

[The Meowsmith]

I like playing as Mercy, but I feel vulnerable to my team having unaware attitudes. Reaver teleporting behind everyone while I meagerly pistolwhip him like the pussy I am vulnerable.

[Coverop]

-snip-

[video=youtube;Q4XGR7eO3xQ]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4XGR7eO3xQ[/video]

[Rautapalli]

Lucio got so much more fun to play once I learned to climb walls properly:
[media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZ7Mj1TgNig[/media]

[editline]4th June 2016[/editline]

This must get nerfed at some point right? :v:

[Qaus]

[QUOTE=coverop;50453550]-snip-

[video=youtube;Q4XGR7eO3xQ]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4XGR7eO3xQ[/video][/QUOTE]

tweening 30fps to be "60fps" makes things move so so unnaturally, especially if the original 30fps video already has motion blur.

[cccino]

Not content with throwing me in US servers all yesterday (150ms), today I'm in 350ms servers... South America?

[cccino]

Also it's getting cold here so I bought a coat.

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[Seris]

[QUOTE=ulvemann43;50453515]D'va is extremely scary when outside of her mech[/QUOTE]

she melts people if you hit them in the head consistently

[Euskalduna]

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[quote]they’re just purple doritos on her face[/quote]

[jefffi]

[QUOTE=Altimor;50452135]They should just universally disable contesting while invuln imo. Maybe tweak overtime too, Tracers can stall for years by blinking on and off and completely resetting the timer.[/QUOTE]

ovetime should tick up at the decay rate when the losing team is contesting the point

[Baconheart]

[QUOTE=RautaPalli;50453566]Lucio got so much more fun to play once I learned to climb walls properly:
[media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZ7Mj1TgNig[/media]

[editline]4th June 2016[/editline]

This must get nerfed at some point right? :v:[/QUOTE]

Lucio's wallride is so annoying to deal with when they're good at it.

I played a game on Lijiang Tower before where the enemy Lucio kept wallriding in a circle around the point's central pillar and none of our team were good enough to displace him, he just kept contesting the point and providing healing until we eventually lost

[Euskalduna]

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We've reached [I]~aesthetic~[/I] levels of meme with doritos va lads

[editline]4th June 2016[/editline]

"JUSTICE RAINS FROM ABOVE"

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[keda009]

What's the easiest way to upload POTG? I just did like 1x Quad and 3x Triplies in one game..

[Altimor]

3 of my 4 legendaries have been for McCree :why:

[NuGrizz]

I'm becoming increasingly concerned about the amount of players seemingly heading for a massive aneurysm based off their chat 'advice.'

[marioinatophat]

[QUOTE=Grizz;50453692]I'm becoming increasingly concerned about the amount of players seemingly heading for a massive aneurysm based off their chat 'advice.'[/QUOTE]

one thing that irks me is when people say shit like "we need a healer" when its like well GEE if u feel that way why dont you just switch ya god damn widowmaker

[keda009]

[QUOTE=Altimor;50453691]3 of my 4 legendaries have been for McCree :why:[/QUOTE]

I'd love to have a Mcree legendary q_q