Grand Theft Auto Series Megathread V12 - GTA Online: We Have a Hacking Problem - Games

[QUOTE=MightyLOLZOR;52379250]"I'm gonna turn my mic volume all the way up while I smoke so everyone knows I'm cool."[/QUOTE] *gangster rap playing in the background loud enough to where the lyrics can be heard, followed by children arguing*

*loud aol dial up sounds followed by unintelligible spanish screaming*

[[I]Unintelligible garbling with a microphone so close to their mouths and volume cranked to max, that you'd think they've got that thing physically inside their throats[/I]]

people have voice chat setting other than crew+friend...??? ??? ? [editline]20th June 2017[/editline] Watch_Dogs_2 multiplayer is great, the seamless running into another player thing is amazing [editline]20th June 2017[/editline] GTA:O pretty much has the targeted demographic of Minecraft tbh come to think of it, what's with the swear filter and the insistence on having a 'pvp meta' despite not being a competitive game

I usually have my voice chat set to crew+friends, but for some reason when you're loading into a session, everyone's voice chat is enabled for a few seconds.

Leaving voice chat on can have some hilarious results sometimes, like when these super dorky sounding white kids kept saying nigger for no reason and then a black dude randomly joined the game and tore them both a new asshole.

My brother once caught a guy micspamming on Online. It was a weird but nice idea.

Hah! my money laundering was top notch, I logged in after the update and all my bank balance was untouched.

[video=youtube;yWypXM3tSUg]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWypXM3tSUg[/video]

[QUOTE=sh4d0w;52380221]Hah! my money laundering was top notch, I logged in after the update and all my bank balance was untouched.[/QUOTE] GTA Online: Money Laundering Simulator

[QUOTE=Hezzy;52380728]GTA Online: Money Laundering Simulator[/QUOTE] Deja vu

Tunables updated, seems like we don't have anything special this week: [media]https://twitter.com/TezFunz2/status/877092413269061632[/media]

[QUOTE=Super2Donny;52380742]Deja vu[/QUOTE] I've just been in this place before

[QUOTE=Exploders;52380762]I've just been in this place before[/QUOTE] Higher on the street.

[QUOTE=GHOST!!!!;52380812]Higher on the street.[/QUOTE]And I know it's my time to go.

No

It is quite amusing to just hear proximity mines outside of the clothing store, so you just walk out of it in passive mode And they blow up your vehicle manually because they REALLy don't seem to have anything better to do :v

Honestly I don't even get why people bother blowing up someone's vehicle, it's a minor inconvenience at best, I'm not wasting money on the insurance so I don't give a flying fuck.

[QUOTE=SirJon;52374248]So it has, that's why it's not all that great, in my opinion, and many others' :v:[/QUOTE] You may not like this, but your "many others" accounts for a dramatically small percentage of the people who played it. Most people will continue playing rockstar/take-two games without caring one bit about mods or microtransactions, too. The "negative reviews" on steam only look that way because the small percentage who dont like it are the only ones who give a shit enough to post. Its like evaluating a city's health by looking only at the people in their hospitals.

[QUOTE=spazthemax;52381331]You may not like this, but your "many others" accounts for a dramatically small percentage of the people who played it. Most people will continue playing rockstar/take-two games without caring one bit about mods or microtransactions, too. The "negative reviews" on steam only look that way because the small percentage who dont like it are the only ones who give a shit enough to post. Its like evaluating a city's health by looking only at the people in their hospitals.[/QUOTE] Yeah I know. Point is that imo it's mediocre and could (and would) have been a lot better were it not for the executive meddling (focusing on the Online and leaving the SP in said mediocre state for the sake of selling shark cards), I don't really mind other people having different thoughts.

[QUOTE=SirJon;52379168]"What's the worst part about GTA Online? The players! Let's make our next two DLCs about missions played in an open lobby!"[/QUOTE] "How's the balancing coming along for these business missions?" "Pretty good. There's two difficulty levels. One is when there are no other players, so you shoot a couple of enemies and then drive alone for ten minutes. The other is when there are other players, so they roll up in a bulletproof car and throw sticky bombs at you."

[QUOTE=MegaJohnny;52381610]"How's the balancing coming along for these business missions?" "Pretty good. There's two difficulty levels. One is when there are no other players, so you shoot a couple of enemies and then drive alone for ten minutes. The other is when there are other players, so they roll up in a bulletproof car and throw sticky bombs at you."[/QUOTE] Bullet proof car? I've seen people roll up on me with the new APC and a friend got rolled up with the MOC and its frontal turret.

[QUOTE=SirJon;52381532]Yeah I know. Point is that imo it's mediocre and could (and would) have been a lot better were it not for the executive meddling (focusing on the Online and leaving the SP in said mediocre state for the sake of selling shark cards), I don't really mind other people having different thoughts.[/QUOTE] Hey man, I appreciate the reasoned response and you make valid points.

[QUOTE=Vincentor;52379800][video=youtube;VAHSehgd4bA]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAHSehgd4bA[/video] why do they call at the worst moments possible[/QUOTE] Bit of a PSA, but if you're still getting calls from NPCs like Dom, Ron, Brucie, Lester (not his LJT variant), or anybody else, it's because you haven't used their 'service', and they keep calling you as a way to try and remind you to try out the service they offer. After you use that service, they don't pester you about it with incessant calls anymore. So, I believe to get Ron to stop calling you, you'll need to open up your job list and do a few of Trevor's contact missions, or perhaps just call Ron and ask him to give you some of them. For Dom, I believe you'll need to do a parachute race, and for Lester, I think using a variety of his services at least once will shut him up.

Really? Because whenever I haven't spent money or sold anything from my businesses they never call me, but once I sell something or buy something expensive here come the barrage of calls, R* should just add a fucking block button for these assholes, LJT included.

Is ps3 gta online dead?

[QUOTE=Sky King;52381930]Is ps3 gta online dead?[/QUOTE] kinda, i was playing it last week and there's a few people on, hasn't been updated in over a year either

Ha, It still works. It also seems R* pushed out a patch in I think late novermber-december 2016 for GTA4 and EFLC [t]https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/865103650436205145/4879B4893720B9ACB71C4506F40874DFF02E60C3/[/t]

The patch removed a couple of songs for which they lost the license to iirc

Is GTA IV still fucked on Windows 10? I tried playing a while ago, and every texture was missing.