My Summer Car - Car building and 90's Finnish summer simulator - Games

What am I doing wrong? :( [t]https://puu.sh/s6Tu3/75818afe3e.JPG[/t]

I bought the exhaust and muffler without realising I needed the entire kit. Just bought the headers and the radiator and now it flies, hits top in top gear

[QUOTE=Tinter;51309989]Does anyone know what the difference between "Engine Adjustment" and "Motor Tuning" is?[/QUOTE] Motor Tuning is where he tunes your carburettor to not eat shit, basically just makes it 14.0 Engine Adjustment I think is where he fixes your rocker valves to not tick, and maybe fix screws? Not sure about the last.

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;51309736]Alright I "beat" my summer car. Built the car, got it passed inspection. [/QUOTE] That's the shit ending, though. The gold ending is when you win a race.

[t]http://i.imgur.com/UwyeBM7.jpg[/t] it is [I]done[/I]

pro tip: don't make a drinking game out of this game, i feel like my body is 80% beer.

[QUOTE=Grim2o0o;51311367]pro tip: don't make a drinking game out of this game, i feel like my body is 80% beer.[/QUOTE] if you dont go beer for beer with your character you aren't playing hte game properly

for some reason when completely filled to the brim with piss water I autonomously just finished up my car. is this how finns do it [editline]5th November 2016[/editline] knowledge through beer

[QUOTE=Grim2o0o;51311400]for some reason when completely filled to the brim with piss water I autonomously just finished up my car. is this how finns do it [editline]5th November 2016[/editline] knowledge through beer[/QUOTE] RU version should have nothing but vodka

[QUOTE=JesseR92;51311413]RU version should have nothing but vodka[/QUOTE] I can see it now, My Summer Lada DLC. Where you try to fix a dilapidated VAZ 2101 while simultaneously chugging vodka and throwing tools at bears who are trying to steal your shashlik. And then theres some gopnik flying around in a brightly colored Lada Samara that always ruins your day.

oh boi I will definitely buy this awesome game some day and play it with my Finnish girlfriend, can't wait to see her reaction to all the crazy shit this game has to offer

I know nothing of cars but I am very interested in alcholism and dying in the middle of the road whilst covered in piss. is car building hard enough to learn that this won't be worth my money?

[QUOTE=salty peanut v2;51312734]I know nothing of cars but I am very interested in alcholism and dying in the middle of the road whilst covered in piss. is car building hard enough to learn that this won't be worth my money?[/QUOTE] I don't know the first thing about a car AND I don't drive IRL, and I enjoy the game just fine. If you like tinkering and making things like scale models or furniture, then you'll like this. There's also a guide out there that'll help you finish the car in less than 72 actual hours.

This took me a while to fix: (the driven rear wheels were both in the air) [t]http://i.imgur.com/v7sjIwT.jpg[/t] Also: [B]Finnish sausages: 1 - 0 :Japanese Steel[/B] [t]http://i.imgur.com/24uQR7u.jpg[/t] I tried to throw the sausages from the truck into the house, hit the Satsuma instead and dented the roof. The reason why the rest of the car looks like a crumpled bedsheet is because I hit a tree head-on at 60kph (and survived)

I've upgraded my engine, going down the dirt roads at 100+ km/h is scary as fuck

Mission Accomplished: [T]http://beef-it.mooo.com/images/YYYEEEESSSS.png[/T] Now to turn it into the ultimate cheapskate hoonmobile.

I managed to make my rustbucket get to 180kmph now I gotta wait 2 ingame days for the shop to open so I can change the timing for the last gear and get that sweeet sweet 200kmph achievement

[QUOTE=salty peanut v2;51312734]I know nothing of cars but I am very interested in alcholism and dying in the middle of the road whilst covered in piss. is car building hard enough to learn that this won't be worth my money?[/QUOTE] if you can follow instructions you can build a car

so my brakes only work when I'm not moving which is a big flaw since I need them when I'm moving help

trashy mods when [media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfDWQbnb-Zo[/media]

[QUOTE=latin_geek;51315680]trashy mods when [media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfDWQbnb-Zo[/media][/QUOTE] The game is pretty decent for this actually, you get your rear spoiler for your FF car, you get your chipboard subwoofer panel, you can spraypaint your rust spots over with neon spray which won't actually remove the rust bubbles, you can order fake fur seats and dashboard and the car even comes with unremovable fuzzy dice.

i sure do wish i could remove the dice though

[QUOTE=venom;51316023]i sure do wish i could remove the dice though[/QUOTE] Embrace the tackiness, let it consume your car [t]http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/198550000738170595/822129E4BB30D6223E22A6866AFDDE8EDD40F584/[/t] [t]http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/198550000738171925/7C1091D795D78A3EC2A50A42975425DB9A75F013/[/t]

[QUOTE=salty peanut v2;51312734]I know nothing of cars but I am very interested in alcholism and dying in the middle of the road whilst covered in piss. is car building hard enough to learn that this won't be worth my money?[/QUOTE] i have the opposite question not sure if i should get around to rebuilding my front struts irl so my tires don't rub next weekend at the rallycross or just buy this game and do it in virtual

So I'm slowly, through trial and error, learning to build an engine. I got the bottom part down, the steering column attached to the steering rack, and then i was getting hungry. So like any good Finnish person, I started an odyssey for some sausages. I ended up lost, until I came across some policemen who were standing on the side of the road. A truck avoided driving into them by coming into my lane, so i didn't have time to stop and plowed into a policeman and the back of a police car. After stopping infront of the police car to pull the dead body out of my dashboard, I took off. They chased me and ran into me until I couldn't steer, and crashed into another car and died. So ends my sausage expedition.

Telling you man, those cops are out for blood. A corpse can't plead not guilty in court after all.

[QUOTE=Grim2o0o;51316494]Telling you man, those cops are out for blood. A corpse can't plead not guilty in court after all.[/QUOTE] They didn't seem to be, as soon as I hit the policeman I stopped because his body was filling my screen. I got out of the car, half pulled his body out, then wondered what happens now. The policecar was just sitting behind me with it's sirens on. I walked over to it, tried to open the door, then finished dumping the body on the side of the road. The 2 policemen inside didn't seem remotely interested in what I was doing until I drove off. [editline]6th November 2016[/editline] Oh yeah. When i started my new game, this guy rang me up to pick him up from the pub. So I drive over, and see him. i walk over to him and he tumbles into the ditch. I tried for like 10 minutes to push him into the back of my van but he got stuck under the tires.

[QUOTE=Tomo Takino;51316501]They didn't seem to be, as soon as I hit the policeman I stopped because his body was filling my screen. I got out of the car, half pulled his body out, then wondered what happens now. The policecar was just sitting behind me with it's sirens on. I walked over to it, tried to open the door, then finished dumping the body on the side of the road. The 2 policemen inside didn't seem remotely interested in what I was doing until I drove off.[/QUOTE] A hunter knows when to strike. Actually now that I think about it the goddamn cop cars are like hunter killer drones, once you can't pay a fine they just activate the kill code.

[QUOTE=Grim2o0o;51316516]A hunter knows when to strike. Actually now that I think about it the goddamn cop cars are like hunter killer drones, once you can't pay a fine they just activate the kill code.[/QUOTE] If anyone is out for blood it's the guy with the deafening music. He tried to overtake me, but succeeded only in pushing me off the road.

[QUOTE=Tomo Takino;51316523]If anyone is out for blood it's the guy with the deafening music. He tried to overtake me, but succeeded only in pushing me off the road.[/QUOTE] Speaking of, this has happened twice now. The AI overtake mechanic is driving me nuts and it's making the highway a hell hole. [vid]https://my.mixtape.moe/xqcgyv.mp4[/vid] (volume warning)