Grand Theft Auto Series Megathread V11 - SERIOUS RP ONLY - Games

[QUOTE=iAvalon;51711099]2x RP and GTA$ for MCClubs is going on right now, iirc. Dont get to hyped.[/QUOTE] Even when my earnings are cut in half, 20-25K for 15 minutes of my time seems fairly worthwhile IMO. Only thing I can think of that'd earn something similar in that amount of time would be constantly running Meth'd Up with the same people over and over again, and that just wouldn't be enjoyable.

[img]http://i.imgur.com/8jJKkjEh.jpg[/img]

Is the crew dead or something? Any crew members out their who want to do shit in the name of FacePunch just add me on SC-Luckyversity

[QUOTE=Ridge;51722521][img]http://i.imgur.com/8jJKkjEh.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] I saw the same photo with a diffrent car just a few mins ago on reddit. Common spot I guess. [T]https://i.redd.it/711mkvcjcpby.jpg[/t]

I saw it, too. And I liked the view so much I had to go find it for myself.

You guys weren't kidding about randoms in Heists being the most idiotic sack of people. I had what sounded like a literal seven year old girl who just would not stop talking. He or she just kept spewing words and seemed to lack basic human intelligence, in not knowing that the people without mics could hear us both talking. It got so bad that, after three failures and after I finally got the plane, the two others without mics lynched him. I swear to god, I was about to put on my best Revenant impression before I unplugged the mic and just hit the power button. I might try this again tomorrow, maybe not. I feel like my brain is starting to hemorrhage.

[QUOTE=JerryAnderson;51726933]You guys weren't kidding about randoms in Heists being the most idiotic sack of people. I had what sounded like a literal seven year old girl who just would not stop talking. He or she just kept spewing words and seemed to lack basic human intelligence, in not knowing that the people without mics could hear us both talking. It got so bad that, after three failures and after I finally got the plane, the two others without mics lynched him. I swear to god, I was about to put on my best Revenant impression before I unplugged the mic and just hit the power button. I might try this again tomorrow, maybe not. I feel like my brain is starting to hemorrhage.[/QUOTE] What does hemorrhage mean? By the way why would you do a heist with randoms in the first place?

[QUOTE=A2N;51727190]What does hemorrhage mean? By the way why would you do a heist with randoms in the first place?[/QUOTE] A hemorrhage is, to my understanding, when internal bleeding occurs and won't stop on its own. Was meant to be a joke for my head hurting, but meh. As for why do heists with randoms, I figured sure, a bunch of people are dumbshits, yeah. But not nearly as bad as that. Plus I had someone who was level 200+ walk me through the Fleeca Bank job and invited me to his organization, then drove me to his Yacht with the technical truck. So I figured on average people would be competent.

[QUOTE=JerryAnderson;51727214]A hemorrhage is, to my understanding, when internal bleeding occurs and won't stop on its own. Was meant to be a joke for my head hurting, but meh. As for why do heists with randoms, I figured sure, a bunch of people are dumbshits, yeah. But not nearly as bad as that. Plus I had someone who was level 200+ walk me through the Fleeca Bank job and invited me to his organization, then drove me to his Yacht with the technical truck. So I figured on average people would be competent.[/QUOTE] Yah but it's a 20% chance... Whats your SC?

I usually give the randoms I play with three strikes. After that, I leave and find someone else.

Twice I've run into people who fly the helicopter straight into the Humane Labs instead of flying up. Just why?

[QUOTE=Whomobile;51727857]Twice I've run into people who fly the helicopter straight into the Humane Labs instead of flying up. Just why?[/QUOTE] Speaking of the Valkyrie, something about those side miniguns feels soooo out of place. Like they almost don't feel like they should be in GTA.

since it's double XP and money week or something, I've decided to do special vehicle missions so far out of 10 attempts I was only able to complete one. [I]Only one.[/I] is it really that hard to land a heli?

[QUOTE=A2N;51723078]Is the crew dead or something? Any crew members out their who want to do shit in the name of FacePunch just add me on SC-Luckyversity[/QUOTE] Some people seem to be running on busy times at the moment And there's not much new content to really sink time into so activity is rather low at the moment Import Export was nice but not so long lasting

I have a feeling we're not going to be seeing as many major updates this year, if any, with Red Dead coming out this fall.

[QUOTE=Pyraax;51729371] is it really that hard to land a heli?[/QUOTE] Haven't done special vehicle stuff, but landing heli on stationary target is easy, on small moving target (like in Flight School) is pain.

Liberty City in GTAV screens [url]http://openiv.com/?p=1301[/url] They really need a better computer.

[QUOTE=MightyLOLZOR;51729458]I have a feeling we're not going to be seeing as many major updates this year, if any, with Red Dead coming out this fall.[/QUOTE] If leaks are to be believed, the gta online content team is smaller than ever now, and only small content patches akin to the update that brought the 900R and RS are coming, since Import/Export was supposedly meant to be the final update for the game so we're probably not going to see any [I]major[/I] content updates if at all

I'm reading reports the rather infamous armored kuruma exploit used in the finale of Pacific Standard has actually been patched. I'm sure there have been claims in the past, but I believe this time it's for real. Considering my rant a few weeks ago, and if it's all true, I'd say I'm glad, but I'm sure people will find another way around the system.

[QUOTE=Notanything;51733172]I'm reading reports the rather infamous armored kuruma exploit used in the finale of Pacific Standard has actually been patched. I'm sure there have been claims in the past, but I believe this time it's for real. Considering my rant a few weeks ago, and if it's all true, I guess that means I can say I'm glad, but I'm sure people will find another way around the system.[/QUOTE] That's really lame. That heist is pretty much worthless now. I'd rather eat a dick than drive those shitty bikes.

Was it you who said that you do the first "heist" in the Armoured Kuruma, but you do the last actual and pretty difficult Heist on some piece of shit Motorbikes?

[QUOTE=Whomobile;51727857]Twice I've run into people who fly the helicopter straight into the Humane Labs instead of flying up. Just why?[/QUOTE] tried to do pac standard heist with randoms, two people were adamant to stay inside the bank and stand there like I get making mistakes like dying but some people just do the most retarded shit it boggles the mind

[QUOTE=IAreLegend;51734609]tried to do pac standard heist with randoms, two people were adamant to stay inside the bank and stand there like I get making mistakes like dying but some people just do the most retarded shit it boggles the mind[/QUOTE] Staying inside the bank is usually a strategy people use to keep the money safe while the others grab a car. However, it might not have much use now if the Kuruma method is patched since most pubbers probably won't be able to drive a normal car to the boat properly.

oo that makes sense. I guess that's more of a lack of communication issue

A swat van that spawns is a good replacement for the Kuruma with that strategy. In fact, it's actually safer for the person carrying the money if they sit in the back, since there's no tiny window to shoot through (and I often got shot while sitting in the back or front of an armored kuruma) [editline]27th January 2017[/editline] That said, it's been almost a year since I've last done that heist. And I haven't played Online at all in the past few months.

[QUOTE=Tuskin;51731959]Liberty City in GTAV screens [url]http://openiv.com/?p=1301[/url] They really need a better computer.[/QUOTE] To be honest, it looks better than I originally imagined it would look like

[QUOTE=*Freezorg*;51735815]A swat van that spawns is a good replacement for the Kuruma with that strategy. In fact, it's actually safer for the person carrying the money if they sit in the back, since there's no tiny window to shoot through (and I often got shot while sitting in the back or front of an armored kuruma) [editline]27th January 2017[/editline] That said, it's been almost a year since I've last done that heist. And I haven't played Online at all in the past few months.[/QUOTE] I remember back when heists first came out, there was a helicopter that spawned on top of the police station, and you could just use that to skip everything lol.

[QUOTE=Notanything;51733172]I'm reading reports the rather infamous armored kuruma exploit used in the finale of Pacific Standard has actually been patched. I'm sure there have been claims in the past, but I believe this time it's for real. Considering my rant a few weeks ago, and if it's all true, I'd say I'm glad, but I'm sure people will find another way around the system.[/QUOTE] Can't you call in NOOSE and steal one of the boxforts, with the ammo guy being in the back?

[QUOTE=Exploders;51736316]Can't you call in NOOSE and steal one of the boxforts, with the ammo guy being in the back?[/QUOTE] iirc, the doors are locked and you can't get in those.

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