Grand Theft Auto Series Megathread V11 - SERIOUS RP ONLY - Games

[QUOTE=gnampf;51813009]Am I the only one who can't play the Stories games like LCS or VCS? Don't get me wrong, they're great and nicely compliment & tie up some loose ends in the III universe, but their graphics make me want to blind myself with a screwdriver. Everything is just so saturated and grungy it's unbearable. Maybe I've been spoiled by the graphics of the games they're supposed to compliment, like III and VC? Maybe, but I still don't know why they had to make almost everything look so icky and yuck.[/QUOTE] Try running them on emulator and use graphics enhancements

[QUOTE=Chains!;51812353][video=youtube;v-6Y7GoE84Y]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-6Y7GoE84Y[/video] These videos are always so interesting to watch.[/QUOTE] I think I heard somewhere that there was a cut mission where Michael and Trevor pose as a gay couple going to an open house to case the place or something.

I went ahead and bought the PC version of this game, having not played since the 360 version came out. I've heard horror stories about getting banned from Online, though- how worried should I be? Are Single-Player mods still okay? And did FiveM ever get anywhere?

[QUOTE=ChickenMan99;51814092]I went ahead and bought the PC version of this game, having not played since the 360 version came out. I've heard horror stories about getting banned from Online, though- how worried should I be? Are Single-Player mods still okay? And did FiveM ever get anywhere?[/QUOTE] FiveM was shut down a long time ago. If you have any mods installed never go online.

[QUOTE=gnampf;51813009]Am I the only one who can't play the Stories games like LCS or VCS? Don't get me wrong, they're great and nicely compliment & tie up some loose ends in the III universe, but their graphics make me want to blind myself with a screwdriver. Everything is just so saturated and grungy it's unbearable. Maybe I've been spoiled by the graphics of the games they're supposed to compliment, like III and VC? Maybe, but I still don't know why they had to make almost everything look so icky and yuck.[/QUOTE] I'm in the opposite mindset and find the stories games to be more better looking than their counterparts. I'm not too sure I've run into the saturation thing your talking about, maybe if you're emulating them there's something wrong with the emulator? VCS is kinda bright but I wouldn't say it's over saturated and imo if anything LCS is less grungy then GTA III.

[t]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/16349584/GTAV/271590_20170212191654_1.png[/t]

[QUOTE=MightyLOLZOR;51813411]I think I heard somewhere that there was a cut mission where Michael and Trevor pose as a gay couple going to an open house to case the place or something.[/QUOTE] Yessir. Would've been more interesting than some of the other dumb heists they had in the game. [video=youtube;lo20V4D4KPo]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lo20V4D4KPo[/video]

[T]https://i.imgur.com/K1SWvjA.jpg[/T] My most recent GTA Online experience.

[QUOTE=Kinversulath;51816034][T]https://i.imgur.com/K1SWvjA.jpg[/T] My most recent GTA Online experience.[/QUOTE][i]It's like a hive mind.[/i]

[QUOTE=Doctor_Lazlo;51816075][i]It's like a hive mind.[/i][/QUOTE] My friend in the background proceeded to ram into them, and then they all started fighting each other. Then a massive explosion happened and the game crashed.

I wonder if we'll get anything tomorrow for Valentine's Day. I kinda doubt that we will since I think they'll hold off on an update until March 7th(when transfers end), but I wouldn't say no to some new content as long as it's not shit.

Tommy Gun and Valentines Clothes will probably be only things available.

[QUOTE=Chains!;51816532]Tommy Gun and Valentines Clothes will probably be only things available.[/QUOTE] Rockstar made it so you could buy all the Valentine's Day content whenever as far as I know. They might put a sale on those items though.

slide into them DMs like [img]https://s8.postimg.org/swjonkxg5/b8c_Du_Ya_Imgur.gif[/img]

"'Ey wassup girl" Although I really hate your ENB/ReShade/Whatever the fuck that filter is.

[QUOTE=Kinversulath;51816034][T]https://i.imgur.com/K1SWvjA.jpg[/T] My most recent GTA Online experience.[/QUOTE] looks like a wild herd of arizona iced tea

[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;51817702]Redownloaded this game to play. It is just hard to beat the sandbox of driving, shooting, and pedestrian murdering. Does FP play online as a group at all? I remember playing Slasher with people and it was a blast.[/QUOTE] There was that time a small amount of us became SQUASH [t]http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/108482615873775531/FDD1D33A4D2367232FAC77AF55265B35965C587A/[/t]

[IMG]http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/81465700586218647/8570315AB2F1D849022E0B74E43B0059002F2FEB/[/IMG] Me and Edge took the baneposting into Online. We now have an epic dynamic duo to do missions with.

[QUOTE=RocketRacer;51821657][IMG]http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/81465700586218647/8570315AB2F1D849022E0B74E43B0059002F2FEB/[/IMG] Me and Edge took the baneposting into Online. We now have an epic dynamic duo to do missions with.[/QUOTE] I've been using Bane as my main GTA character for months now: [thumb]http://i.imgur.com/K2BsQMP.jpg[/thumb] And my friend has been CIA Guy for a long time now: [thumb]http://i.imgur.com/WC0tzNM.jpg[/thumb] Here's them in bed (notice the magazine VAIN on the left nightstand: [thumb]http://i.imgur.com/OR85v4R.jpg[/thumb] Good times.

[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;51823946]I got someone from Ukraine who could barely type english in a Heist. Was matchmaking always this shitty?[/QUOTE] Always.

I will always remember the time I beat some Russian guy in a race, and he yelled at me in Russian and said "YOU ARE BITCH! YOU ARE MY BITCH!"

[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;51823946]I got someone from Ukraine who could barely type english in a Heist. Was matchmaking always this shitty?[/QUOTE] Considering I've been consistently only getting people in China since buying the game, yes.

I've noticed a lot of Chinese players lately too, maybe they're grinding to sell the accounts?

So I decided to purchase an Obey [B]9F[/B] after I got some money after seeing how the Obey [B]9F Cabrio[/B] looked with the stylized arches at the back. Instead of some fancy aerodynamic design that looks badass when you can see it, I have this ugly engine block separated from the passenger compartment by absolutely nothing, taking up the entire rear. :dead: E: Sold it, can afford a Cabrio but can't afford anything at all afterwards. RIP. Also, why does my helmet keep suddenly disappearing? I'm trying to look like a tacticool edgelord over here, and the thing that completes the military look just completely vanishes.

Anyone else notice an increase in youtube ads/those ad videos with the yellow at the top of the video lists blatantly advertising GTA V hacks? I dont usually see them because of ublock but holy shit those cheeky motherfuckers.

Unfortunately no pic. But I got Trevor a lady of the evening. As soon as he was finished his stamina went up.

So the new offense defense gamemode, I've only played it once and I already have a fond dislike of it. There are anywhere from two to four teams. Each team has one extremely slow muscle/sports classic, and one Karuma. The Karumas ram the shitty, easily broken cars as much as they can to ensure their color team gets the checkpoints. Basically four people get to have fun playing demolition derby, the other four trying to race in vehicles that could probably be outpaced by the Faggio end up getting kicked into the dirt and repeatedly kicked in the balls while being unable to do literally anything. It'd be one thing if you could at least do something to slow them down, but no. You get repeatedly kicked around by a heavier, faster, and indestructible vehicle while you end up getting destroyed to the point where you can't even drive straight within the first minute. Complaints aside, what's currently the best way to go from "dead broke" to "millionare" assuming all you have is an MC Clubhouse? There is the obvious don't spend needlessly, but grinding out MC Contracts will take a rather long time to say the very least. It can be fun, but it gets repetitive.

[QUOTE=JerryAnderson;51830520]So the new offense defense gamemode, I've only played it once and I already have a fond dislike of it. There are anywhere from two to four teams. Each team has [b]one extremely slow muscle/sports classic, and one Kuruma. The Kurumas ram the shitty, easily broken cars as much as they can to ensure their color team gets the checkpoints.[/b] Basically four people get to have fun playing demolition derby, the other four trying to race in vehicles that could probably be outpaced by the Faggio end up getting kicked into the dirt and repeatedly kicked in the balls while being unable to do literally anything. It'd be one thing if you could at least do something to slow them down, but no. You get repeatedly kicked around by a heavier, faster, and indestructible vehicle while you end up getting destroyed to the point where you can't even drive straight within the first minute[/QUOTE] Hasn't that game mode already been in GTA for ages with Insurgents? I've seen people play it on YouTube.

[QUOTE=BrosefStachin;51830598]Hasn't that game mode already been in GTA for ages with Insurgents? I've seen people play it on YouTube.[/QUOTE] Yeah, offense/defense is not new, it just got 2x rewards for 2 weeks

[QUOTE=Edge97;51830953]Yeah, offense/defense is not new, it just got 2x rewards for 2 weeks[/QUOTE] He described it as new though. Like right at the start of the post.