Grand Theft Auto Series Megathread V11 - SERIOUS RP ONLY - Games

I didn't even know you could call other players. Is it just a private voice chat?

[QUOTE=butre;52265782]3 laps is the only way to go no matter how long or short the race is[/QUOTE] Reminds me of that stupid race in NFS:Most Wanted (2004 version) where the race is precisely around the entire playable area. It was so horrible to play with my friends until I finally managed to get to the end after around 12 minutes. Turns out, the fucker set it to 3 laps. [B]Fuck that[/B]

GTA race where you start from the docks and go through every single nook and cranny in the city, and then cover every single nook, cranny and road in the desert, then back through the same nook and crannies from the desert to the city, and back to where you began, all the while going back through the same nook and crannies

Saw some people sharing an article about the Take-Two conference call yesterday. Seems like we are going to be seeing more updates for GTAO after Gunrunning: [quote]During an conference call after Take-Two's latest earnings report today, CEO Strauss Zelnick said GTA V and GTA Online "outperformed [Take-Two's] expectations during the fourth quarter as they have in every period since they released." GTA Online has been a big winner as well, with the game continuing to see year-over-year growth in recurrent spending. Zelnick said Rockstar is planning "much more" in terms of future updates.[/quote] [url=https://www.gamespot.com/articles/gta-5-ships-80-million-units/1100-6450282/]Source[/url]

back to gta sa and i happen to like toreno very much

[QUOTE=Spectre1406;52268753]back to gta sa and i happen to like toreno very much[/QUOTE] big tub of lube

[QUOTE=Gatekeeper828;52268703]Saw some people sharing an article about the Take-Two conference call yesterday. Seems like we are going to be seeing more updates for GTAO after Gunrunning: [url=https://www.gamespot.com/articles/gta-5-ships-80-million-units/1100-6450282/]Source[/url][/QUOTE] :thinking: Shark Cards are basically going to get us more updates now?

[QUOTE=RocketRacer;52268828]:thinking: Shark Cards are basically going to get us more updates now?[/QUOTE] Seems like it, I don't think this is the first time they've extended support for GTAO because of how well it is doing. I believe the CEO of Take-Two was talking about resting the franchise a while back, but he must have changed his mind after seeing the amount of cash that shark cards can somehow bring in. I honestly wouldn't expect anything special from the future updates though. It'll probably just end up being more of the same shit we've been getting for a while now.

[QUOTE=snijboer;52268233]So whats with players not picking up in-game phone calls? They wont answer at all when i call them. I just usually call them over and over again to see if they will accept. It is also good against jet griefers as well! Tried it on one of those jet griefers, and yes they do get annoyed and leave the session when keep getting phone calls. It is actually hilarious! A new way to annoy them. :v:[/QUOTE] If they're like me, I reflexively hit the answer anf hang up buttons in rapid succession any time that dumb thing rings with simeon calling for the 7000th time. Actually, I would love to see a statistic of how many times that fat fuck has called

I enjoy it very much when Lester phones to remind me that one of the business I shut down 2 months ago has no supplies, briefly taking control away from me causing me to crash and die.

[QUOTE=WJS;52269076]I enjoy it very much when Lester phones to remind me that one of the business I shut down 2 months ago has no supplies, briefly taking control away from me causing me to crash and die.[/QUOTE] I look forward to having him call about that and about the new gunrunning stuff one after the other, giving you about ten seconds of downtime between each call.

[QUOTE=Doctor Zedacon;52269198]I look forward to having him call about that and about the new gunrunning stuff one after the other, giving you about ten seconds of downtime between each call.[/QUOTE] "Hey its LJT, looks like you've hit the max amount of guns" "Hey It's LJT, looks like youre not putting that gun warehouse to use, better go get guns and SELL SELL SELL" "Hey It's LJT, your cocaine lab is full"

i tried flying in mobile gtasa i'd rather let myself shot down

[QUOTE=Exploders;52269433]"Hey its LJT, looks like you've hit the max amount of guns" "Hey It's LJT, looks like youre not putting that gun warehouse to use, better go get guns and SELL SELL SELL" "Hey It's LJT, your cocaine lab is full"[/QUOTE] It̶'̴̷s̵͏ ̸L̸̸̕J̨͘T̸͢͢.̴̧̨ G̷u̸̕e҉̕ss̕ ̧͡͏w͞ḩo͝ ̶͞͞I͝ ̵̧͜ju̡͞s̕͡t̴̀́ ̵̀ś́po͏k̀e̢̧̕ ̢̀t̸̵ơ҉͜,͞ ̢̢̡h̢́mm̵?̛҉́ T̡̡ͩ̒̏͒̊͋͒͂̅͒̄͟͠͏̜̮̗͙͍͔̣͈ͅh̡̿̈ͩ̾ͣ̆́ͧ̓ͦ̋̀̍̆ͣ͌ͯ҉̖̦͕̰̰͈̞͚̥̭̦̹̫̱̥̥̻̪e͈͕͇͈͕̠͍̭̳͚̳͍͐̍͑̇͐̀̄̂ͨ͐̈́͋ͥ̒̓͌̑̚͜ ͎̠̻͎͕̜̖͇̟͈̳̗̭̭̾̆ͣͫ͟͠g̵̟̞̤̼͖̥̪̻̊̓͗́ͩ̉͛̿ͨ̓̈̚̕͟͜͜r̸̨̺̲̳͕̭̱̝̖̘̤̯͚̫̦̟ͦ̒̏ͧͧ͋̎ͨ͐͒ͮͨ̇ͬͩ̊̎̈͝ơ̴̸̝͓̠̭̬͚̠̻͕̼͊̌̒̃̉̀͡w̷̢̜͉̼̪̞̪̟̪̝̹͒̊ͭͩͧ̓͑͌̈́̇͟͠͡ ̵̶̛̼̩͙̫͈̪̻̪̤͔ͬ̋̈́ͤ̅ͨ̒̕͢h͐̇ͩͩͯ͒҉̛̯̦̹̝̯̕͜o̡̧̳̖̞̺̗̯̓͛̑ͯ͟u̴͇͓̻̠̲̣̫̺̖̮͖͉̞͉̜̲̣͑͋ͥ̈́ͥ̇ͣ̿͛͐͊̋ͧ͐s̶̨̼͎̤̦̖̱̦̹̞̞͉̣̟͍̲̄̋ͮͪ̆ê̞̰̹̰̞̳͕̟̰̙̱͙̜ͧͪͨ̌̈̅ͦ͊́͘͘͜ͅ.̵̷̢̛̹̣̱͖̜̭̙̼̟̜̙̮̞͎̮͌̏̀͌ͬ̍ͫ̈ͥͭ̌̇ͪͬ̚͟ I regret ever purchasing that weed lab when it was on sale. I don't even use it, and I keep being fucking bombed with phonecalls despite having shut it down.

[QUOTE=Exploders;52269433]"Hey its LJT, looks like you've hit the max amount of guns" "Hey It's LJT, looks like youre not putting that gun warehouse to use, better go get guns and SELL SELL SELL" "Hey It's LJT, your cocaine lab is full"[/QUOTE] LJT is such a cunt, the condescending tone he takes when your businesses run out of supplies "guess who I just got off the phone to? the growhouse." mf I resupply and sell this business all by my goddamn self, you should be talking to me with the most bootlicking, grovelling tone possible [editline]24th May 2017[/editline] [QUOTE=JerryAnderson;52270144]It̶'̴̷s̵͏ ̸L̸̸̕J̨͘T̸͢͢.̴̧̨ G̷u̸̕e҉̕ss̕ ̧͡͏w͞ḩo͝ ̶͞͞I͝ ̵̧͜ju̡͞s̕͡t̴̀́ ̵̀ś́po͏k̀e̢̧̕ ̢̀t̸̵ơ҉͜,͞ ̢̢̡h̢́mm̵?̛҉́ T̡̡ͩ̒̏͒̊͋͒͂̅͒̄͟͠͏̜̮̗͙͍͔̣͈ͅh̡̿̈ͩ̾ͣ̆́ͧ̓ͦ̋̀̍̆ͣ͌ͯ҉̖̦͕̰̰͈̞͚̥̭̦̹̫̱̥̥̻̪e͈͕͇͈͕̠͍̭̳͚̳͍͐̍͑̇͐̀̄̂ͨ͐̈́͋ͥ̒̓͌̑̚͜ ͎̠̻͎͕̜̖͇̟͈̳̗̭̭̾̆ͣͫ͟͠g̵̟̞̤̼͖̥̪̻̊̓͗́ͩ̉͛̿ͨ̓̈̚̕͟͜͜r̸̨̺̲̳͕̭̱̝̖̘̤̯͚̫̦̟ͦ̒̏ͧͧ͋̎ͨ͐͒ͮͨ̇ͬͩ̊̎̈͝ơ̴̸̝͓̠̭̬͚̠̻͕̼͊̌̒̃̉̀͡w̷̢̜͉̼̪̞̪̟̪̝̹͒̊ͭͩͧ̓͑͌̈́̇͟͠͡ ̵̶̛̼̩͙̫͈̪̻̪̤͔ͬ̋̈́ͤ̅ͨ̒̕͢h͐̇ͩͩͯ͒҉̛̯̦̹̝̯̕͜o̡̧̳̖̞̺̗̯̓͛̑ͯ͟u̴͇͓̻̠̲̣̫̺̖̮͖͉̞͉̜̲̣͑͋ͥ̈́ͥ̇ͣ̿͛͐͊̋ͧ͐s̶̨̼͎̤̦̖̱̦̹̞̞͉̣̟͍̲̄̋ͮͪ̆ê̞̰̹̰̞̳͕̟̰̙̱͙̜ͧͪͨ̌̈̅ͦ͊́͘͘͜ͅ.̵̷̢̛̹̣̱͖̜̭̙̼̟̜̙̮̞͎̮͌̏̀͌ͬ̍ͫ̈ͥͭ̌̇ͪͬ̚͟ I regret ever purchasing that weed lab when it was on sale. I don't even use it, and I keep being fucking bombed with phonecalls despite having shut it down.[/QUOTE] whoa. are we the same person?

I never get phonecalled by characters, even when I never resupply my coke factory or deliver cars to Simean

I am getting tons of this and getting disconnected all the time from GTAO as of late on PC. Is there a way to fix this? It wasn't like this before and suddenly is just keeps happening. [t]https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/778406850961910165/115ED621C03B9F83EF57B05F3180553C6084730A/[/t] [t]https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/778406850962001314/A6A086BAB607BF4E60B9DB25D5EE9B78BFC71480/[/t]

WHY ARENT YOU OUT THERE JUICIN

[QUOTE=Zadrave;52270234]WHY ARENT YOU OUT THERE JUICIN[/QUOTE] At least those you don't even have to answer when they pop up, and they tend to only pop up maybe once an hour or two at worst. Compared to the fat prick Lester who calls every couple of minutes.

Sometimes I forget Brucie even exists. Do people actually use BST?

shitters use and rely on it all the time from the CEO menu because it gives you a minute of double health and damage at your feet instantly for $1000, it's pretty broken, if you ever come across someone like that ask them to retire from their organisation, chances are they won't because they won't have immediate access to their crutch anymore, but I'll admit it is handy against jets.

I like doing the Fleeca set up just so I can troll Lester and drive off or back into him every time he tries to get in the car :v: [editline]24th May 2017[/editline] I'm surprised there isn't some kind of modded capture mission that fills an area with a bunch of Lesters and lets you mow them down with a minigun.

I don't even know who the hell Dom is, but he keeps calling me. Can someone remind me who he is and why I should stop pussying out of parachuting?

He is the extreme sports guy in the story who does the parachute stuff. He has no other importance.

[QUOTE=JerryAnderson;52270748]I don't even know who the hell Dom is, but he keeps calling me. Can someone remind me who he is and why I should stop pussying out of parachuting?[/QUOTE] Ye, sup.

i have a hard enough time flying using keyboard in SA on PC (so much so that i dropped my playthrough entirely when i got to the RC plane shit), i dont want to imagine touch controls

[QUOTE=Furnost;52271455]i have a hard enough time flying using keyboard in SA on PC (so much so that i dropped my playthrough entirely when i got to the RC plane shit), i dont want to imagine touch controls[/QUOTE] Zero's missions aren't mandatory though.

The RC plane thing isnt that bad anyways since it auto aims.

Good thing with most modern phones you can connect a gamepad via Bluetooth or usb adapter.

[t]https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/787414050223996891/C6C34220A2C80E665C7B181A8BD2C367066B98BB/[/t] With the network issues that happen nearly everytime I join a game, and the fact that it lets you shoot into your office is kinda fun. aka "When you aren't happy with the CEO"