Grand Theft Auto Series Megathread V11 - SERIOUS RP ONLY - Games

[QUOTE=Gatekeeper828;52313944] About free aim not filtering out assholes, I wouldn't expect it to. It just makes it harder for certain people to be a cunt because they can't aim. You can probably expect more tryhards and more people who rely on vehicles to kill though.[/QUOTE] It sort of works, but not always. There always are the EWO, BST and explosive spamming cuntlords with a K/D of 10, but the chances of finding your average S1CK ST1CKY B0MB M0NT4G3 child is fairly low because they have to actually find out how the hell to change the aim mode from assisted to free, and the game makes no effort to actually tell you. That being said, it really makes a poor fucking impression on new players when the singleplayer campaign stresses in the beginning that bikes are perfect for weaving in and out of traffic and evasion when said evasion will actually get you killed because anyone with a rifle can glue their crosshair onto you instantly and gun you down in .2 seconds. In fact, any vehicle is impossible to drive when XXXTWATTYCAKES420XXX can lock on when you're in anything but an armored Kuruma, and even then Rockstar made the mistake of making remote detonated explosives readily available to everyone.

My new favorite thing to do in Online is working as Aerial Fun Police, I.E. shooting down cunts in Hydras with my own Hydra and patrolling the skies afterwards.

me and a friend discovered that if you hook a rocket voltic with a cargobob and let it go shortly, its rocket cooldown reduces permanently to use the same cooldown as in the mission

My friend managed to land on the Chiliad from downtown in a Ruiner 2000 after I hooked him up to the maximum altitude on a Cargobob and dropped him from there [t]http://i.imgur.com/SKOy6KR.jpg[/t] [t]http://i.imgur.com/qhZKrY4.jpg[/t] Gliding is pretty fun Also a bunch of naked guy going black out drunk is the new meta to Pacific Standard apparently [t]http://i.imgur.com/ReYFTZx.jpg[/t]

[QUOTE=Super2Donny;52315736]Also a bunch of naked guy going black out drunk is the new meta to Pacific Standard apparently [t]http://i.imgur.com/ReYFTZx.jpg[/t][/QUOTE] Did they patch the helicopter method?

So I just now discovered that, despite every other vehicle exploding instantly, and the difficulty of hitting said vehicle with it, the Hydra doesn't die in one hit from a homing launcher, instead simply catching on fire and giving a gentle dive down giving them time to deploy the gears, I learned this right after some dick threw proximity mines right outside the vehicle sell point. That being said, why did Rockstar add proximity mines, and when will Yahtzee get his wish of the violent twat fumigation? Because it seems more like they're going for the "innocent player gassing" with the increasing amount of military hardware to give to modders who give zero shits about being a decent human being or insurance costs.

[QUOTE=MightyLOLZOR;52316349]Did they patch the helicopter method?[/QUOTE] I dunno, getting drunk seems less of an hassle compared to that method

Just tried logging into GTA at 12:50 EST. Got a scheduled maintenance message multiple times in a row. Update?!??!!

[QUOTE=SGTSpartans;52317643]Just tried logging into GTA at 12:50 EST. Got a scheduled maintenance message multiple times in a row. Update?!??!![/QUOTE] I really doubt it. The last newswire post said to stay tuned for more info on the update.

[QUOTE=MightyLOLZOR;52317682]I really doubt it. The last newswire post said to stay tuned for more info on the update.[/QUOTE] Tits. EDIT: Three lobbies in a row, everyone just dropped out.

There are some people speculating that the update could drop today, but a lot of people are leaning towards the 13th. I personally think it's highly unlikely that we would see the update today, but I certainly wouldn't mind being wrong.

Especially with the discount event extending to the 12th, I doubt its today.

Can't wait to see all the dumb GTA youtubers post the same video tomorrow "GUNRUNNING DLC DELAY?!?!?! EXPLAINED!!!!!!!"

[QUOTE=MightyLOLZOR;52317682]I really doubt it. The last newswire post said to stay tuned for more info on the update.[/QUOTE] Didn't they do that with some of the DLCs though? "Stay tuned for more info on the update" "SYKE! Update today!"

I'd hope its today, mostly because I just want new things to fuck around in GTA:O with, rather than wait another week

[QUOTE=Exploders;52318084]I'd hope its today, mostly because I just want new things to fuck around in GTA:O with, rather than wait another week[/QUOTE] Tunables apparently has updated with the new time trial and premium race for the week, so I don't think it's going to release today.

Anyone else not able to sell product from their MC business? I keep clicking the sell button, and it puts me outside as if the mission is starting, but nothing happens.

I spent the last 2-3 days filling my 30 car office garage full of nothing but muscle cars I just like muscle cars ok

Bet you like other muscle as well

I actually ran into some decent people in a session for once, there were three guys with a Sultan RS, Elegy Retro and a Futo and they were racing with me in my unarmored Kuruma. Until someone decided to blow up our cars.

I love when stuff like that happens. Just some casual chilling, roadtrips and fun spontaneous races. :v

[video=youtube;TOTCzcYzYuc]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOTCzcYzYuc[/video]

Inb4 time gated content on top of absurd buy in cost.

Honestly I'd rather spend ingame money than having to buy little pieces of DLC ala Payday 2. Especially how often you get spammed with money by hackers. Update looks sweet, though. Can't wait.

[QUOTE=benzinxrm;52323254]Inb4 time gated content on top of absurd buy in cost.[/QUOTE] Judging by how Import/Export was handled and the way they worded things in the announcements, I'm guessing you'll need a bunker to buy the vehicles, missions will give you a discount, and you'll need to research upgrades for weapons/vehicles. Research will probably be something that takes a bit of time, but I can't imagine it taking that long. If I had to guess the price of bunkers, I think it would be around 2-5 million depending on location and possibly some other factors. I don't think they'd want to overcharge for the basic thing required to actually be able to do anything new in the update. However, vehicles and their upgrades will probably have similar prices to the special vehicles in I/E or even higher.

GTAO is a magical place [video=youtube;jyWf844ypHE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyWf844ypHE[/video]

lmao, did yo uget the helmet and horse mask like that normally or through one of the exploits?

In the new trailer the AA trailer is being pulled by a new insurgent like vehicle.

[QUOTE=Exploders;52323730]lmao, did yo uget the helmet and horse mask like that normally or through one of the exploits?[/QUOTE] 1. Save the mask you want to glitch out on one of your outfit tabs. 2. Then wear any hat/helmet you want to glitch out (only keep the mask saved) 3. Get to the nearest car that will take off your hat/helmet when you get in it.* 4. Before you get in, open your phone and set your outfit option to the one you saved the mask on. (Don't change into it yet, just want to keep it open) 5. Hover over parachute option and that will let you enter the car with the phone open. 6. Wait until your character sits inside the car and their hat will disappear, that is when you will need to quickly change into your saved outfit and tada. Exit the car and you should have your monstrosity of nature that you can save. If not, keep repeating steps 2, 4-6. [T]http://i.imgur.com/OEIaoR6.png[/T][T]http://i.imgur.com/mVabCia.png[/T] *=(doesn't work with the bulletproof helmets sadly, unless there is a vehicle that I don't know of that works with this method.)

I see a lot of content in that trailer that will probably make playing publicly even less fun.