Grand Theft Auto Series Megathread V11 - SERIOUS RP ONLY - Games

[QUOTE=MightyLOLZOR;51423793]Am I the only one that doesn't like using explosives in this game? They feel too cheap to me. I prefer a good gunfight.[/QUOTE] In fairness i use explosives because rockstar netcode is ass and 90% of my bullets don't seem to do anything.

Thought I'd post this old get-together video again. Those were good times. [media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DoEvsyyXFS4[/media]

Is the T20 faster now? Ever since they patched the RE-7B, T20s keep passing me in races. What the fuck?

[QUOTE=MightyLOLZOR;51431793]Is the T20 faster now? Ever since they patched the RE-7B, T20s keep passing me in races. What the fuck?[/QUOTE] I don't think so, it was just crazy how fast the glitch made the stunts cars.

[QUOTE=Ghost101;51424792]Yeah, I ended up just using VisualV, Realistic Dispatch, World of Variety, Rippler's Realism mod + sound mod and a Max Payne 3 euphoria phsyics mod. Anything else that'd be good to add more content to SP?[/QUOTE] Manual Transmission + Steering wheel support is [I]amazing[/I] if you have a good wheel. :v:

I want the new update now.

[QUOTE=MightyLOLZOR;51431793]Is the T20 faster now? Ever since they patched the RE-7B, T20s keep passing me in races. What the fuck?[/QUOTE] Maybe you are not as good in races as you thought?

[QUOTE=Sgt. Nikolai;51432743]I want the new update now.[/QUOTE] What update

[QUOTE=benzinxrm;51432906]What update[/QUOTE] I don't know. I just want them to release something because I'm bored. I want something I can play and grind.

[QUOTE=Sgt. Nikolai;51432924]I don't know. I just want them to release something because I'm bored. I want something I can play and grind.[/QUOTE] They only just finished with all the bikers content I doubt they're gonna update anytime soon

[QUOTE=Nickolas;51433067]They only just finished with all the bikers content I doubt they're gonna update anytime soon[/QUOTE] it's been almost two months. the weekly vehicles all came with that update.

once again, fuck rockstar for encouraging RDM so much. [editline]27th November 2016[/editline] It's fucked having to drive a shitty van and being hunted by some shitcunt in a buzzard.

[QUOTE=Araknid;51433807]once again, fuck rockstar for encouraging RDM so much. [editline]27th November 2016[/editline] It's fucked having to drive a shitty van and being hunted by some shitcunt in a buzzard.[/QUOTE] shoot the tail rotor twice with the heavy sniper or shoot it with an assault rifle

[QUOTE=WJS;51433812]shoot the tail rotor twice with the heavy sniper or shoot it with an assault rifle[/QUOTE] You have to get out of the vehicle first to do that. Doing that makes you a massive target while you stop to get out.

[QUOTE=Araknid;51433813]You have to get out of the vehicle first to do that. Doing that makes you a massive target while you stop to get out.[/QUOTE] Heavy revolver works too if you're a good shot

Today I was exiting my Yacht when I noticed that there was a dickhead in my session, and for first time it wasn't me. It was this dude in his Hydra doing the usual Hydra performance. I was gonna kill him, but I drank way too much vodka IRL and I wasn't feeling very good, so I decided to just buy clothes for my character and probably do gang attacks. Eventually the Hydra dude died after crashing with a light pole and since nobody wanted to be near him he went into Ponsonboys to customize his emo clown cop character. This was my opportunity to call up LD and send one of his money stealing chimps after him, then wipe him out while he is down. It worked, but then my character tripped for some reason and he blew me up. I tried to kill him but then he killed me with the MG while I was sniping him, finally he went into Passive. I couldn't believe it, I got defeated by a simple technique. I got into my car and a special cargo purchase just spawned. This guy sure wasn't gonna escape. He was driving a BF Surfer, nothing that my Armored Golden Schafter couldn't handle, but then, as always, reckless beyond stupidity, I blew myself up while the cargo remained intact. I was 100% mad now and then I noticed that the Hydra guy sent me a message saying "Are u a girl? Sorry I'm giving ur kils back" He drove all the way to my location just to let me kill him 2 times. Then, the cargo dude hired me, this is when things got weird. The Hydra guy wanted me to wear black leggings. I generally dress my character depending on the gang or faction I'm fighting against. Hipsters are not a faction, so there is no reason to wear leggings. However this guy was asking for it so bad. I felt sorry for him so I went on and got a tank top plus leggings. Then he ordered me to wear black skate shoes. Again it didn't seem weird so I did. The whole time we were doing VIP work his requests got more specific He was telling me to change my beautiful dark red hair for WHITE pigtails. Then he told me I would look cute with a white face paint. Then he asked me on a date, I usually translate "date" as being driven into an apartamt and sleep on the bed while half naked. But he said it as the real deal. I got a bunch of cash then left. I think it would be kinda cool if you could charge players for doing stuff like that.

[QUOTE=Sgt. Nikolai;51433904]Today I was exiting my Yacht when I noticed that there was a dickhead in my session, and for first time it wasn't me. It was this dude in his Hydra doing the usual Hydra performance. I was gonna kill him, but I drank way too much vodka IRL and I wasn't feeling very good, so I decided to just buy clothes for my character and probably do gang attacks. Eventually the Hydra dude died after crashing with a light pole and since nobody wanted to be near him he went into Ponsonboys to customize his emo clown cop character. This was my opportunity to call up LD and send one of his money stealing chimps after him, then wipe him out while he is down. It worked, but then my character tripped for some reason and he blew me up. I tried to kill him but then he killed me with the MG while I was sniping him, finally he went into Passive. I couldn't believe it, I got defeated by a simple technique. I got into my car and a special cargo purchase just spawned. This guy sure wasn't gonna escape. He was driving a BF Surfer, nothing that my Armored Golden Schafter couldn't handle, but then, as always, reckless beyond stupidity, I blew myself up while the cargo remained intact. I was 100% mad now and then I noticed that the Hydra guy sent me a message saying "Are u a girl? Sorry I'm giving ur kils back" He drove all the way to my location just to let me kill him 2 times. Then, the cargo dude hired me, this is when things got weird. The Hydra guy wanted me to wear black leggings. I generally dress my character depending on the gang or faction I'm fighting against. Hipsters are not a faction, so there is no reason to wear leggings. However this guy was asking for it so bad. I felt sorry for him so I went on and got a tank top plus leggings. Then he ordered me to wear black skate shoes. Again it didn't seem weird so I did. The whole time we were doing VIP work his requests got more specific He was telling me to change my beautiful dark red hair for WHITE pigtails. Then he told me I would look cute with a white face paint. Then he asked me on a date, I usually translate "date" as being driven into an apartamt and sleep on the bed while half naked. But he said it as the real deal. I got a bunch of cash then left. I think it would be kinda cool if you could charge players for doing stuff like that.[/QUOTE] :sick: why is GTA becoming second life

[QUOTE=SpyWolf;51433921]:sick: why is GTA becoming second life[/QUOTE] I met a russian calling someone claiming to be 11 "babe" and "sexy/cute" This game attracts all kinds of freaks

You make it sound like it's a bad thing. I just do it because I can get money from it and it's good to be able to interact with players considering that the 90% of the population only follow you to kill you. [editline]26th November 2016[/editline] [QUOTE=WJS;51433951]I met a russian calling someone claiming to be 11 "babe" and "sexy/cute" This game attracts all kinds of freaks[/QUOTE] Well that's too fucked up. I don't let people get that far.

[QUOTE=Sgt. Nikolai;51433904]Today I was exiting my Yacht when I noticed that there was a dickhead in my session, and for first time it wasn't me. It was this dude in his Hydra doing the usual Hydra performance. I was gonna kill him, but I drank way too much vodka IRL and I wasn't feeling very good, so I decided to just buy clothes for my character and probably do gang attacks. Eventually the Hydra dude died after crashing with a light pole and since nobody wanted to be near him he went into Ponsonboys to customize his emo clown cop character. This was my opportunity to call up LD and send one of his money stealing chimps after him, then wipe him out while he is down. It worked, but then my character tripped for some reason and he blew me up. I tried to kill him but then he killed me with the MG while I was sniping him, finally he went into Passive. I couldn't believe it, I got defeated by a simple technique. I got into my car and a special cargo purchase just spawned. This guy sure wasn't gonna escape. He was driving a BF Surfer, nothing that my Armored Golden Schafter couldn't handle, but then, as always, reckless beyond stupidity, I blew myself up while the cargo remained intact. I was 100% mad now and then I noticed that the Hydra guy sent me a message saying "Are u a girl? Sorry I'm giving ur kils back" He drove all the way to my location just to let me kill him 2 times. Then, the cargo dude hired me, this is when things got weird. The Hydra guy wanted me to wear black leggings. I generally dress my character depending on the gang or faction I'm fighting against. Hipsters are not a faction, so there is no reason to wear leggings. However this guy was asking for it so bad. I felt sorry for him so I went on and got a tank top plus leggings. Then he ordered me to wear black skate shoes. Again it didn't seem weird so I did. The whole time we were doing VIP work his requests got more specific He was telling me to change my beautiful dark red hair for WHITE pigtails. Then he told me I would look cute with a white face paint. Then he asked me on a date, I usually translate "date" as being driven into an apartamt and sleep on the bed while half naked. But he said it as the real deal. I got a bunch of cash then left. I think it would be kinda cool if you could charge players for doing stuff like that.[/QUOTE] I thought this was a new sgt nikolai post but the avatar didn't match little did I know that sgt nikolai had just changed his avatar in an attempt to throw us for a loop long enough to throw him off our trail. unfortunately for nikolai us at fpgta5 are only dumb enough to fall for his bullshit for about half a paragraph

[QUOTE=butre;51433993]I thought this was a new sgt nikolai post but the avatar didn't match little did I know that sgt nikolai had just changed his avatar in an attempt to throw us for a loop long enough to throw him off our trail. unfortunately for nikolai us at fpgta5 are only dumb enough to fall for his bullshit for about half a paragraph[/QUOTE] That sounds way too complex. Just because someone plays different it doesn't mean it's my fault.

Oh my god, I just realized its Nikolai, I didn't fucking recognise him with that new avatar.

Would using reshade/sweetfx have a risk of being banned online? I know with ENBs theres a risk but I dunno about reshade.

Man, the supers class is so fucked now. I was driving an ETR1, and was nearly beaten by a fucking Entity. I haven't seen one of those in ages.

Well, I mean, it makes sense. The Entity is supposed to be based off a Koenigsegg CC8S, while the ETR1 is a Lexus LFA. If you look at the stats of THOSE, the Entity [i]should[/i] be beating the ETR1.

[QUOTE=DarklytheGreat;51436495]Well, I mean, it makes sense. The Entity is supposed to be based off a Koenigsegg CC8S, while the ETR1 is a Lexus LFA. If you look at the stats of THOSE, the Entity [i]should[/i] be beating the ETR1.[/QUOTE] Yeah, but the Entity was in the base game. So many better super cars have come out since then, and now that they've balanced them all out, it doesn't even matter anymore. I guess it's cool that all the super cars have a fighting chance now in races, but man, I've wasted so much money upgrading to the next best super car over the last few years.

Anyone ever have a problem in SP where your story missions just disappear? I'm wondering if it has to do with Build a Mission or something. EDIT: I think it's Open All Interiors, since the game can only support so many blips on the map it's deleting story/store blips etc.

Don't wanna be a dick but the entity driver coulda just been really good. Was he in NODO? [editline]27th November 2016[/editline] Also there are speed multiplier trainers so... He coulda had it set to like .2x or something.

Sometimes cars act weird for no reason. Like that one gif where a Sánchez rams a Trophy Truck and the truck is thrown away and ends almost upside down.

One time, I was driving a 18 wheeler and I hit a rock which stopped the truck immediately. The trailer on the other hand, somehow got detached from the truck and went straight to the right and up the hill. When I tried to retrieve it, I noticed that it was burnt and no longer usable.,