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[QUOTE=PaperMartin;52269886]Made by professional animators for a professional video games studio.[/QUOTE]
ain't it a beaut
Fuck the "Armored Transport DLC" with all my soul.
Updating my GPU drivers makes the game crash on launch now, nice. :dead:
Turns out it was just AMD fucking everything up with it's updates as usual, the newest one (17.0) somehow fucked up every single DirectX 9 application, so a roll back to 16.5 worked fine.
[QUOTE=FalconHBFS;52270533]Fuck the "Armored Transport DLC" with all my soul.[/QUOTE]
more like "getting shot from every angle DLC"
[QUOTE=Davidn64;52272432]more like "getting shot from every angle DLC"[/QUOTE]
Not as bad as The Bomb: Forest. There you're getting RIDDLED WITH BULLETS from all directions, with little to no cover.
[QUOTE=Toybasher;52273356]Not as bad as The Bomb: Forest. There you're getting RIDDLED WITH BULLETS from all directions, with little to no cover.[/QUOTE]
I've said it a million times before, but it's Fall Damage: The Heist. There should be a little fix that stops players leaving the ground when they sprint downhill.
I really wish you could pick which way you escape on the Scarface Heist. Pretty much when you get that back van exit when you spawn, it's a death sentence.
Just 3 dlc remaining: Goat heist, Biker heist and Gage Pack 2. I'm not that interested on any of those, so I guess I'll skip them.
[QUOTE=FalconHBFS;52274964]Just 3 dlc remaining: Goat heist, Biker heist and Gage Pack 2. I'm not that interested on any of those, so I guess I'll skip them.[/QUOTE]
Goat Heist is fun from a stupid angle, but miserable to play on high difficulties. The first mission takes forever, the second has a bridge section that is outright suffering.
Biker Heist is alright, but kind of underwhelming and forgettable.
[QUOTE=Doom14;52275488]Goat Heist is fun from a stupid angle, but miserable to play on high difficulties. The first mission takes forever, the second has a bridge section that is outright suffering.
Biker Heist is alright, but kind of underwhelming and forgettable.[/QUOTE]
I'd say the first day of Biker is hard, but mostly for the wrong reasons, but day 2 of it is pretty fun.
I've seen more teams wipe at the driving section of Biker Day 1 than any other section of a heist.
And if the team isn't wiped at the end, the guy driving the bike gets it stuck because driving carefully is just too damn hard
[QUOTE=Flubbman;52276411]And if the team isn't wiped at the end, the guy driving the bike gets it stuck because driving carefully is just too damn hard[/QUOTE]
Also might be because the bikes collision box is fucked up beyond belief but nah, not a problem, sweep that shit right under the rug, right?
[QUOTE=Flubbman;52276411]And if the team isn't wiped at the end, the guy driving the bike gets it stuck because driving carefully is just too damn hard[/QUOTE]
Protip: The bikes handle infinitely better and go just as fast while in reverse. Once you get used to pressing the opposite key to the way you want to turn, it's actually fairly easy.
jesus christ
I once played Biker Heist DW.
Host legged it to Rust's bike and fucked off, as did the other two dudes. I hid in that tiny hut to the right of the bikes to heal up.
Stayed in there for 10 seconds thinking, in the meantime there's no more gunfire outside. Sprinted out to the bike just a meter or two away.
The moment I got on the bike I got targeted and shot at by so many fucking cops my frames went from 90 to 1. I have never experienced such a thing.
By the time my game caught up I was already in bleedout with 10 left, got inspired by dude #3. I knew he was a dodge sprinter but how did he get all the way back to me so fast?
All 3 bikes were fucking sideways in the tunnel.
We later achieved this
[t]https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/156906385549734376/93063B5E5D14E0ED62A5B71620EE0B74E3C0E3E3/[/t]
-snip found it-
[QUOTE=SlickBlade;52276562]
[t]https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/156906385549734376/93063B5E5D14E0ED62A5B71620EE0B74E3C0E3E3/[/t][/QUOTE]
Throw the bags in the back where there are no bags to avoid this from happening.
[QUOTE=SlickBlade;52276562]The moment I got on the bike I got targeted and shot at by so many fucking cops my frames went from 90 to 1. I have never experienced such a thing.[/QUOTE]
Speaking of, does bot health scale with difficulty?
[t]http://i.imgur.com/gcT7xvo.jpg[/t]
I fucked around with OMD and the bots literally wouldn't die. They were walking red fog generators as they casually strolled through a swarm of angry cop bees.
[QUOTE=Doom14;52277094]Speaking of, does bot health scale with difficulty?
[t]http://i.imgur.com/gcT7xvo.jpg[/t]
I fucked around with OMD and the bots literally wouldn't die. They were walking red fog generators as they casually strolled through a swarm of angry cop bees.[/QUOTE]
IIRC
Normal: 2,000 HP
Hard / Very Hard: 3,000 HP
Overkill / Mayhem: 6,000 HP
Death Wish / One Down: 8,000 HP
If they don't take damage for a few seconds, their health snaps back to 100%.
If you use Better Bots, setting bots to 'Dodge', they will heal fully whenever they successfully perform a 'dodge' animation, should it be a dive, roll or cloaker cartwheel, depending on what setting you chose. They can only heal via this on One Down however.
Better Bots will also allow you to set their health to 'No Scaling (750)', around the same as Human players total hit points, or 'Zeal (1440)', same as Zeal's heavy tan units. These values stay the same regardless of difficulty if chosen.
I personally set them to 1440 on all difficulties, around twice as durable as human players to offset the whole health regen and sniper like aim thing.
Does Better Bots make it so they don't fucking fumble the bags and drop them on a whim sometimes? :v:
Yeah I think it has an option to make it hold them like players so the contour thing doesnt even happen
[editline]26th May 2017[/editline]
it was either that or better bot weps and equipment
The next time you lose an entire team to biker heist day one remember that the entire reason you're doing it is because Rust refuses to comply until we get him a motorcycle, and dude can't even be bothered to show up on that heist most times
[editline]26th May 2017[/editline]
All the characters in that heist talk as if rust isnt there which makes me think the Canon is that he wasn't
[QUOTE=Dick Slamfist;52278081]The next time you lose an entire team to biker heist day one remember that the entire reason you're doing it is because Rust refuses to comply until we get him a motorcycle, and dude can't even be bothered to show up on that heist most times
[editline]26th May 2017[/editline]
All the characters in that heist talk as if rust isnt there which makes me think the Canon is that he wasn't[/QUOTE]
My biggest gripe with that heist (other than the driving) is just how Matt is a whiny bitch the entire time, in the middle of an active police gunfight.
The biker heist just feels too plain. It's like Hoxton Breakout day 2, but without an interesting design to keep you from realizing how monotonous it is gathering parts for some dude to assemble in the open. And the cops swarms are allowed to just vomit right on top of you seemingly in every position the game places the mechanic.
Oh yeah, and the collision on the bike is still fucked up. You can get yourself stuck at an awkward angle if you so much as graze the sides of the tunnel. They should really make the damn tunnel wider.
The second day is neat, but it's over as quickly as it begins. Then your payoff is a sponge enemy guarding a cache of heavy items you can haul all the way back at a snails pace.
I think the reason that the hitbox of the bike is so fucked, and I might be wrong on this, is because it still has the hitbox of a car.
[QUOTE=Serge Ivanov;52279601]I think the reason that the hitbox of the bike is so fucked, and I might be wrong on this, is because it still has the hitbox of a car.[/QUOTE]
More like a forklift:
[t]http://i.imgur.com/KMuWAak.png[/t]
[QUOTE=Doom14;52277822]Does Better Bots make it so they don't fucking fumble the bags and drop them on a whim sometimes? :v:[/QUOTE]
[URL="https://modworkshop.net/mydownloads.php?action=view_down&did=19172"]Bots and Bags Fix[/URL] will take care of that.
[QUOTE=VenomousBeetle;52278011]Yeah I think it has an option to make it hold them like players so the contour thing doesnt even happen
[editline]26th May 2017[/editline]
it was either that or better bot weps and equipment[/QUOTE]
It's Bot Weapons and Equipment that does that. It puts a bag symbol next to the bot's name like it does for players, since there is no contour.
God this talk of the Biker Heist made me go back and do that stupid achievemtn of not letting matt (Oops, mike instead) get interrupted while we still have the super broken Reinfelds.
I have legitimately never felt a feeling of euphoria until I beat that achievement for how BS it is.
If only it unlocked a tied up Matt (Mike) in the safe house for us to beat the hell out of
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