[QUOTE=loopoo;49869251]both of you jizz in tilled soil and wait a month and then harvest a baby[/QUOTE]
What if you're both girls?
[QUOTE=KillerJaguar;49872232]What if you're both girls?[/QUOTE]
Then you grab nearest potato seeds and plant them inside you.
[QUOTE=Zeke129;49869223]Can you still have a kid if you get gay married? Adopt or something?[/QUOTE]
potion of male preg
Been playing this all morning, loving it.
[QUOTE=chonks;49870915]Get that bus bro, it's more worth it imo.[/QUOTE]
It's a moot point now, I've got 4 cows and I only need to the $5000 bundle for the bus. Got the cheese and mayonnaise makers to make my eggs and milk more valuable. Got the [sp]Crystalarium so I can just copy diamonds all day, don't know how long it'll take though to copy.[/sp]
does this game have a fail state or can i just farm and fuck around to my heart's desire?
it's a really fun game though i only played for five in game days as of now.
Managed to take a pic that shows almost my entire farm using GeDoSaTo. Crashed on higher resolutions, so the bottom below the little lake isn't shown, but there isn't anything there anyway.
[thumb]http://abload.de/img/screenshot_2016-03-06xhsur.jpg[/thumb]
[editline]6th March 2016[/editline]
Once I have more sprinklers I'm going to fill in the missing ones and expand the fields to the left side of the farm.
do you not have any animals?
I found them to be too annoying and not profitable enough. I make way more money by farming alone, and I don't have to deal with feeding them. I might build a stable soon and maybe another barn or two next year.
Animals are really a waste of money and time, I make way more money with potatoes :v:
[QUOTE=Cows Rule;49875975]Got the [sp]Crystalarium so I can just copy diamonds all day, don't know how long it'll take though to copy.[/sp][/QUOTE]
Every three days seems to be about right. Though I'm using emeralds instead of diamonds. I dunno if the time is dependent on which gem you use.
[QUOTE=Firecat;49876730]do i have to talk to my bae everyday or like was the max time that you can leave someone alone before you start to lose hearts[/QUOTE]
From the [url=http://stardewvalleywiki.com/Social]wiki[/url]:
[QUOTE]Each heart represents 250 friendship points. Speaking to a villager gives 20 points once per day, while ignoring them for a day gives -2 points, so don't ignore your friends! [/QUOTE]
So it actually takes quite a long time to drop. Though I think anyone who considers you a friend will have a bigger drop if you don't even talk to them on their birthday.
the rarer the gems the long it takes
I read somewhere that if you plant your crops in blocks of 9 (3x3) there's a chance they'll mature into a 'super plant'. Does anyone know what crops that works with?
[QUOTE=Snoberry Tea;49878644]I read somewhere that if you plant your crops in blocks of 9 (3x3) there's a chance they'll mature into a 'super plant'. Does anyone know what crops that works with?[/QUOTE]
[URL]http://stardewvalleywiki.com/Crops#Giant_Crops[/URL]
[editline]6th March 2016[/editline]
Might be more, 3 is so far known.
I can't believe I played this game for like 10 straight hours (with meal breaks in between). Fuuuuuuck
[QUOTE=Combine 177;49878661][URL]http://stardewvalleywiki.com/Crops#Giant_Crops[/URL]
[editline]6th March 2016[/editline]
Might be more, 3 is so far known.[/QUOTE]
Neat thanks.
And what about scavenging in trash cans? I heard you could get good stuff from that but I never get anything. Am I doing it right? Right click the can, it makes a noise, you can't do it again
[editline]6th March 2016[/editline]
Passed out at 2am literally right in front of my door.
Thanks so much, Maurice, for charging me 300 gold to open my front door and put me in my bed, you bastard.
[QUOTE=Snoberry Tea;49878738]And what about scavenging in trash cans? I heard you could get good stuff from that but I never get anything. Am I doing it right? Right click the can, it makes a noise, you can't do it again[/QUOTE]
As far as I've seen you can only ever get white/green algae from it. And if someone sees you do it, it'll actually harm your relationship with them. So it [I]really[/I] just doesn't seem worthwhile at all.
[QUOTE=Alice3173;49878794]As far as I've seen you can only ever get white/green algae from it. And if someone sees you do it, it'll actually harm your relationship with them. So it [I]really[/I] just doesn't seem worthwhile at all.[/QUOTE]
I usually do it at night when everyone is asleep. Like a proper hobo :v:
Yes you can even get prepared dishes out of them, it's just rare
[QUOTE=Alice3173;49878794]As far as I've seen you can only ever get white/green algae from it. And if someone sees you do it, it'll actually harm your relationship with them. So it [I]really[/I] just doesn't seem worthwhile at all.[/QUOTE]
I got some chocolate cake before so don't underestimate the trashcans :buckteeth:
I'm worried to take my watering can to the blacksmith so he can upgrade it.
I can't be without it for two days! My plants! My fucking plants will die!
[QUOTE=Snoberry Tea;49878738]Neat thanks.
And what about scavenging in trash cans? I heard you could get good stuff from that but I never get anything. Am I doing it right? Right click the can, it makes a noise, you can't do it again[/QUOTE]
Watch the Fortune Teller's show on the TV, it'll tell you if you get any [URL="http://stardewvalleywiki.com/Luck"]Luck[/URL] bonuses/penalties for the day, which will affect Trashcan scavenging, Mining, Fishing and a few other things.
[QUOTE=Alice3173;49878794]As far as I've seen you can only ever get white/green algae from it. And if someone sees you do it, it'll actually harm your relationship with them. So it [I]really[/I] just doesn't seem worthwhile at all.[/QUOTE]
Nah this is wrong, you can tons of different foods like pizza, bars of ore, seeds, ect. It all really just depends on your luck and the invisible luck stat.
[QUOTE=SgtTupelo;49878917]I'm worried to take my watering can to the blacksmith so he can upgrade it.
I can't be without it for two days! My plants! My fucking plants will die![/QUOTE]
Just wait till the weatherman says it will rain the next day, then immediately go get your watering can upgraded. The day after it stops raining the watering can will be done, allowing your crops to have never missed a watering.
[QUOTE=Ray551;49878904]I got some chocolate cake before so don't underestimate the trashcans :buckteeth:[/QUOTE]
Interesting, I've literally never gotten anything other than algae from them. I raided the ones by the library or museum or whatever it's called as well as the one by the blacksmith every day for a full season and I'd be lucky to even get one item every two days.
Can you ever fix/use the mine cart in the mines?
[QUOTE=Snoberry Tea;49878982]Can you ever fix/use the mine cart in the mines?[/QUOTE]
Check the community center, one of the rooms fixes it if you provide all the bundles.
I'm glad I'm no longer a student. This game would really fuck with my grades, now it only fucks with my housekeeping :v:
[QUOTE=EnlightenDead;49878926]Just wait till the weatherman says it will rain the next day, then immediately go get your watering can upgraded. The day after it stops raining the watering can will be done, allowing your crops to have never missed a watering.[/QUOTE]
Winter is a great time to deal with water can upgrades too since it doesn't serve a purpose during winter.
Holy shit I'm beginning to really hate fishing because of these hyperactive fish.
I keep getting fish where, literally the second you open the minigame, they rocket up to the very top, and as soon as you get there, they plummet back down to the bottom. You can't keep up with that shit. By the time you get up to the top and it drops to the bottom you're already out of 'time'
Level up the fishing skill and get a better rod, then you can actually catch them
Avoid fishing during rainy days or during the night when you're starting cause you get better fish but they're also harder to catch
I walked outside and some black guy was standing on my porch offering to set up a grow op in my cave
What the fuck
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