• Stardew Valley
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[QUOTE=Pythagoras64;49974246]Dunno if this is a glitch or what, but last month my wife was telling me she was pregnant, but then she just sort of stopped talking about it completely. Now today she asked if we should have a baby? What the hell did she do with the first baby?[/QUOTE] miscarriage is hard
[QUOTE=ScottyWired;49969864][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/k0K9ApF.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] Ahh, THAT'S what "Favorite Thing" is for. Makes me glad I put "Dr. Pepper".
[QUOTE=Dr. Kyuros;49972723]Clay is so hard to find. Only worm tile I found today was near Pam's house and it had a Rusty Spoon. Doesn't help that they're so easy to miss and rather uncommon.[/QUOTE] Worm tiles are just a guaranteed drop of some sort. You can obtain clay from other tiles still, it's just a lot rarer. With an iridium hoe I tend to get one clay from every 1-2 fully charged shots.
[QUOTE=SteakStyles;49974829]Ahh, THAT'S what "Favorite Thing" is for. Makes me glad I put "Dr. Pepper".[/QUOTE] dang i put cum
I really do like the game but I find myself constantly restarting for some reason. [editline]21st March 2016[/editline] Any tips to get over that hump at the start of the game?
[QUOTE=Swilly;49975167]I really do like the game but I find myself constantly restarting for some reason. [editline]21st March 2016[/editline] Any tips to get over that hump at the start of the game?[/QUOTE] Invest every cent in crops, especially the ones that regrow to save time and make more cash, when you get enough money (or during the Winter) go to mine, get materials, upgrade tools and than build sprinklers to automate your farming-money-machine and free you up to flirt with the ladies or something. I'm on my second year and I'm only now making Sprinklers which I think is the only way to go. My farm is too big to water by hand now in one day so I can't expand anymore and I spend over half the day on my farm watering so I really need to automate it.
I've spent most of my first year exploring the mines and fishing, I've already done a lot of the town hall collections by doing so now I have access to things that are gonna help a ton when I actually start farming.
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Neat undocumented minor change. The slime charmer ring prevents you from getting slimed now too, making visiting the slime hutch much less annoying.
[QUOTE=Firecat;49975387]i restarted and went from parsnips on parsnips to melons in the summer, then bought joja greenhouse with that money and now i'm using cranberries in the greenhouse [editline]21st March 2016[/editline] i actually feel bad that i went the joja route like wtf its a videogame i should not have felt that bad about it...[/QUOTE] Going Joja is actually the worse route. The bundles cost more than the materials would have, and you don't get the mini rewards.
Just a small question regarding Haley's 10 heart event [sp]Is that really what just happened in the Dark room?[/sp]
[QUOTE=RaptorRed;49979501]Just a small question regarding Haley's 10 heart event [sp]Is that really what just happened in the Dark room?[/sp][/QUOTE] We ye bby
[QUOTE=Snoberry Tea;49979664]We ye bby[/QUOTE] Scandalous!
[QUOTE=Snoberry Tea;49979317]Going Joja is actually the worse route. The bundles cost more than the materials would have, and you don't get the mini rewards.[/QUOTE] Being able to skip the fish tank is kinda tempting though; shit's pretty tedious without the wiki.
Not gonna lie I cheated and used the Wiki to find all the fish.
[QUOTE=PsiSoldier;49980258]Being able to skip the fish tank is kinda tempting though; shit's pretty tedious without the wiki.[/QUOTE] TBH I don't even know wtf removing the glittering rocks does, the wiki has no info on it, and I hate fishing so I've completely ignored it. [editline]21st March 2016[/editline] [QUOTE=Whomobile;49980292]Not gonna lie I cheated and used the Wiki to find all the fish.[/QUOTE] I don't really see that as cheating. There are so many fish in the game you can't be expected to find them all yourself.
[sp]fucking sandfish requires you to dole out almost $40,000 for bus upgrade OH MY GOD that was a pain to do when you don't focus on farming[/sp] [editline]22nd March 2016[/editline] [QUOTE=Snoberry Tea;49980302]TBH I don't even know wtf removing the glittering rocks does, the wiki has no info on it, and I hate fishing so I've completely ignored it. [/QUOTE] Removing it allows you to [sp]pan for ores in the river, once you remove it you get a cutscene with the fisherman who gives you a pan that you can use on special shimmering spots[/sp], it's kinda nice I guess, never used it my self.
[QUOTE=Snoberry Tea;49980302]TBH I don't even know wtf removing the glittering rocks does, the wiki has no info on it, and I hate fishing so I've completely ignored it.[/QUOTE] Since [sp]Willy gives you the panning thinger ( http://stardewvalleywiki.com/Copper_Pan ) at the same time[/sp] I think it's implied that the it rock being removed allows [sp]ore from the mine to flow downstream[/sp] or something like that. [editline]a[/editline] ninjad :(((
[QUOTE=RaptorRed;49979699]Scandalous![/QUOTE] during penny's 10 heart event [sp]as i was walking to the bath house i saw linus looking into the bath house motherfucker knew and he was peeping on us[/sp]
Does having a kid actually, like, do anything? Or are they comparable to furniture?
from the sound of it it's more like your cat/dog
[QUOTE=elitehakor;49980578]from the sound of it it's more like your cat/dog[/QUOTE] so useless
The community needs to make up their minds about whether they want to use Storm API or SMAPI. There's good mods for both of them that don't exist for the other and there's still some time till actual mod support will be implemented to the game itself.
[t]http://i.imgur.com/4sGy9Vb.png[/t] This marriage is off to a great start
I still don't know who to marry :ohno:
[QUOTE=Whomobile;49980319][Removing it allows you to [sp]pan for ores in the river, once you remove it you get a cutscene with the fisherman who gives you a pan that you can use on special shimmering spots[/sp], it's kinda nice I guess, never used it my self.[/QUOTE] Seems like a kinda underwhelming prize in my experience. I've never gotten anything really worthwhile from it and the spots you can use it are rare enough that it really doesn't warrant spending an inventory slot on carrying it around. [QUOTE=RaptorRed;49981058]The community needs to make up their minds about whether they want to use Storm API or SMAPI. There's good mods for both of them that don't exist for the other and there's still some time till actual mod support will be implemented to the game itself.[/QUOTE] The creator of SMAPI is working on and supporting Storm because SMAPI wasn't really a well planned out attempt. From what everybody has said Storm is superior in every single way.
Penny is prime waifu material. I woke up this morning and she made me hash browns.
Man, the flies are OP as hell when they swarm you. Guaranteed death. I got killed, woke up at 1:30, lost 650g, then obviously couldn't make it back to the farm in the 30 seconds it took to hit 2am, so I passed out and lose another 650g.
Why does my cat stay outside when it's snowing out and shit, thought he was a cat not a dog :? fucker won't stay inside the house
[QUOTE=LSSJ_Dragon;49983836]Why does my cat stay outside when it's snowing out and shit, thought he was a cat not a dog :? fucker won't stay inside the house[/QUOTE] No one said he was a house cat.
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