Hippie is fun but I gotta agree With WarRage that some ~gamemasters~ just get so salty when they get killed themselves.
[QUOTE=Limed00d;49822106]please get this ported to hippie asap[/QUOTE]
Have this be a side effect of the changeling hallucination sting, heck just make a variation on changeling that does nothing but sting people with different effects the whole game.
-Fart induction sting.
-Control reversal sting.
-Pierrot's Throat Sting
-Mental retardation sting
-Temporary Monkeyfication sting
-Spider Vomiting sting
-Stealth DNA sting
After getting enough DNA the Stingling can transform in bastard wasp mode, all his stings are ranged and can now fly because bastard fucking wasp, the wasp needs to constantly eat sugar and ruin picnics to survive.
-Taser sting
-Genetic deformity sting
-Very fucking poison sting
-Permadrunkardness sting
-Some kind of bullshit sting that causes the subject to melt into sugary goods to feed the bastard wasp ling.
Everything is now stings.
Also I was stung by a wasp the other day... can you guess?
[QUOTE=pip12345;49821971]I shouldn't be allowed to touch the code...
[vid]https://a.pomf.cat/dbbprc.webm[/vid][/QUOTE]
Was expecting GOTTA GET A GRIP.
This exceeded my expectations. Significantly.
So last round I decided to be Shady Raiden, an assistant selling all sorts of contraband to anybody willing to buy. What started out as just a bag full of drugs and some security headsets that a greytiding engineer gave to me ended up being two lockers and a crate full of contraband including a super-virus given to me by the Virologist, an ebow that I stole from a traitor who tried to murder me(I then spared the traitor by handing them over to sec and defended myself from them again when they came back a second time), tasers that I traded with the warden for a shot of the super virus and getting loyalty implanted, half of EVA storage(Including the RCD), the Captain's spare ID as well as a combat knife that I stole from the Detective.
[T]http://i.imgur.com/3RI5H1Y.png[/T]
Shady Raiden's store.
[t]http://i.imgur.com/T3jI7yd.png[/t]
I took most of the loot with me on the shuttle ride.
-snip- I didn't read the entire post.
On lifeweb, as a blacksmith, how do you make better quality items? It seems that I can only make bad quality items.
[QUOTE=Britishboy;49825001]On lifeweb, as a blacksmith, how do you make better quality items? It seems that I can only make bad quality items.[/QUOTE]
Keep hammering after it says you can quench. I dunno [I]when[/I] to stop, after that, because I've only played apprentice once and I got wew'd between being told that and getting back to the anvil.
Presumably, when the text is blue, the quality is better.
When it says the item is ready to be quenched, just right click it with the hammer and go back to hammering.
If you get red text too many times the bar will become spoiled and you'll have to start all over again. The first attempt should normally succeed, so should the second, but the third is sort of a 50/50, based on your smithing skill I think. Every successful smith will increase the quality.
[QUOTE=WarRage333;49824469]On hippe walking around station unarmed and cmo pulls out telebaton and start coming at me, stun with egun, goes down he meth implants and keeps coming at me, i unload my egun, and stun prod but he's still comin', all i had left is a knife which i used to stab him once in the head before he stunned me and killed me. He wasn't traitor and also was an admin.
Just got banned on hippie for shooting someone with phlogiston.
Some stuff happened in kitchen and i ran out there with an axe and come back under bar after 15 seconds, the suspected ling wore same swat armor as the guy outside kitchen, guy batons me, takes my axe and dual wields it, i meth shoot him with phlo and run away.
I get ahelp why did i kill him i explain why and still get banned, can you guess what hypocrite did it?
I'l wait out the 24 hours but damn[/QUOTE]
I would recommend that, if all of this is true, that you make an appeal or a complaint on our [URL="http://hippiestation.com/index.php"]forums[/URL]. If anything, it'll help clarify the situation at least.
I believe I had achieved a first on barotrauma today.
Managed to get lynched by five other crewmembers including a clown, for reading Woody's Got Wood.
The captain then told the crew that my death was an example.
beat down a ligger and then had the good graces to go and save him afterwards and got banned
oh how the hippie has fallen
[QUOTE=No Party Hats;49826739]beat down a ligger and then had the good graces to go and save him afterwards and got banned
oh how the hippie has fallen[/QUOTE]
did you know? critting people for no reason doesn't fly at all, and you'd known that had you bothered reading the rules.
oh no its fine i mean it just a temp ban, i bounce between like 4 servers anyway so its no big deal tbh
Well this has been an interesting round on Lifeweb, so far.
[quote]I'm playing the Heir, and someone joked about the requirement for a highborn thanati with like 10 seconds left on the round start timer, so I clicked myself to Thanati for a few seconds, then went to click back.
I ended up being too slow, and started the round as a Thanati Heir. Headed down to lowtown to indulge my Vice(Sexoholic) before it became a problem, and it turned out there weren't any whores. There was, however, a pile of people who were suffering from Cave Doze. So I dragged one of them into a corridor and started stripping him, when suddenly the Hand walks by and asks what I'm doing. I explain that I just found him there, and he's suffering from Cave Doze, and I was about to put him on the elevator, and she accepts that.
Eventually, after a bit of wandering around looking for another outlet, I end up ducking into the brothel for a bit to Praise the Lord, then head back out and wind up dragging that guy back off the elevator to a less open corridor to fuck him. I head back up, once the Hand restores power, and bring the Doze'd guy to the Sanctuary. While I'm there, the Inquisitor asks if he can sample my blood, and I internally start to freak out, but say he can because otherwise it'd be [I]suspicious as fuck[/I].
I leave and walk around for a bit, looking for something to do, when the Baroness suddenly stops me and calls the Crusader. I'm confused for a bit, since afaik the Crusader isn't associated with the Inquisition at all, but he says he's busy anyways, and then the Baron calls me to the throne room to talk. We start having a heart-to-heart about how I'm "a teenager now"(despite being a 21-year-old young man), and I "might want to rebel", and then the Inquisitor walks in and knocks me out cold.
Next thing I know, I wake up in the House of Questions, in the room with a small pool in it. The Inquisitor and Baroness tell me they know, and say to get in. I do, and immediately start drowning, because apparently they thought I could swim. After a few seconds of drowning, they call for someone who can swim to come and try and help me.
I passed out, and died, shortly after that.[/quote]
TL;DR I was a Thanati Heir and the Inquisitor tested my blood, then came to convert me while I was having a heart-to-heart with my dad. I ended up drowning.
[QUOTE=Limed00d;49826765]did you know? critting people for no reason doesn't fly at all, and you'd known that had you bothered reading the rules.[/QUOTE]
I actually managed to get away with critting then healing someone once.... that being said it was a clown prank gone horribly wrong.
The joke was simple, slip them up, douse them in welder fuel, set them on fire and then put them out before any damage was done.
I filled my clown flower with welder fuel earlier not realising it, when the detective slipped and I threw a beaker of the stuff on him, I reached for my squirty flower and... it made things worse.
He slipped over twice on my PDA and my attempts shake him up interrupted his stop drop and roll... I ran around looking for a fire extinguisher but they had all been taken, people just walked on by the hallway with the burning detective and a clown panicking and yelling "THIS ISN'T FUNNY ANYMORE!"
I dragged him to medbay and he burned to death inside a cryo tube so I dragged him to the cloners and got cloning. I did get bwokined but my panicked cries of "THIS IS A JOKE GONE HORRIBLY WRONG" and my fervours attempts at cloning kept me out of trouble.
Speaking of accidentally doing boink-worthy things, I had a round on Hippie as an engineer yesterday. Somebody turned the PA on before I had [I]anything else[/I] set up, so I worked quick and set up the singularity. When I got back in, I had the AI open Secure Storage so I could fill up some plasma tanks, and started filling them up. Somehow, between the third and fourth tanks, I accidentally clicked Open before I put the next tank in, and by the time I clicked Close the internal pressure was already down to ~200 kPa. Luckily, I was just in the power storage room, so the plasma didn't get too far.
I got boinked by Limed00d, just to say '-slow clap-', while I worked with an Atmos Tech to clean up my own mess.
And then a few minutes after I set up the SMESs, Singuloth escaped his cage anyways.
Lifeweb.
After many, many failed attempts at making our own migger fort me and my buddy finally managed to settle down, had a water hole, three smelters, anvil and a forge set up.
With the trader beacon we flew in blacksmith tools and started making all the other tools needed. We were starting to starve and cave mushrooms didn't cut it anymore,so i went to check what food can we order and lo and behold the canned beans price pummeled to ONE copper obol, i ordered 60 of them, i'd do more but i was freezing to death, 10 seconds later the i went to check and all i heard was bean can impacting on the surface of the planet.
We were living like kings in our shit filled fort, feasting on beans and having armor was a first in a long while, but it all came to an end in a freak accident where i was aiming for my mouth (since you have to aim for your mouth to eat) and opening another can on the floor with my pickaxe when my buddy walked over that tile. And he didn't even wear his helmet because he was also eating beans. A sick crack is heard from Aga Mbadi's skull as i smashed it.
Beans. The salvation and end of us.
I killed my self by jumping on top of the forge and burning my body, pretty radical.
That's pretty fucking brutal.
Lifeweb - The horror of learning how to play SS13 from scratch all over again, in an edgy, grimdark world where your character can feel good about masturbating to the decaying corpse of your child and eat your own cooked shit.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/F2V5TkL.png[/IMG]
Found assets for the old Thermalelectronic Generator and Supermatter (the full-shard one is deleted) in Hippie's code. Which I joyfully started design my map around it. Save for the "firelocks", they are just a cheap reskin I made myself.
imagine if lifeweb was in space tho
[QUOTE=Wingz;49834548]imagine if lifeweb was in space tho[/QUOTE]
I mean, it sort of is?
It's beneath the surface of a planet called Evergreen, but the Charon takes you to a space station, and the Soulbreakers start on/work from their own station.
what if everyone spawned in outer space and was just floating there with toolboxes
yeah
that'd be cool
So Hippie:
Me and a guy spawn Layers and quickly run to the medbay and start working on them genes - we get dwarfism, which makes us look tiny. A plan is born - Our geneticist guy is now our DAD and we are the two kids. Queue us getting Hulk and Space Dragons. After covering our faces and arms we start running around through maintenance - our dad yelling ' DONT MESS WITH ME OR MY SONS!!! '.
[I]Then suddenly...[/I]
We, the two hulk-batshitcrazy-lawyer-dwarves get randomly antag'd. I become a head Rev and he gets Tator. [I]Oh boy.[/I] We then proceed to speed out of maint and in front of the kitchen where we see the HoS investigating something. We bash the walls down, push him to the ground and proceed to kick his head in, however the HoP sees us... so we chase him down, knock him to the ground, kick his head in and throw him in the gibber. While my midget-juggernaut bro runs of to punch walls in the captains office I spent a little quality time with my dad and scare people.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/pPPAvFw.png[/IMG]
Reuniting and running down the halls, yelling 'KIDS RULE!!!!' we arrive at security where we encounter 3-4 people including the CMO and Warden who are heavily armed. We continue to beat those boring adults up(to death) while yelling profanities at them.
Getting to the shuttle which was called, my apeshit-gnome-boxingchamp brother starts beating the crap out of anyone who touches our DAD - we end up killing another traitor and looting his C4 from him, which I then used to blow shit up.
[I]memes.[/I]
[QUOTE=Prism;49838146]we end up killing another traitor and looting his C4 from him, which I then used to blow shit up.[/QUOTE]
I was that forementioned traitor, I actually survived until the escape shutte docked.
Too bad you took my damn backpack which was full of stolen shit, would've completed all my objectives if it weren't for that.
During a changeling round, I built myself a firefighter mech and went against the AI by escaping into void and explore the derelicts and other stuff of interest. I come back full of stuff I found on the voidsuit station (the one with two red lockers with 'NASA' voidsuits and a t-45 hardsuit), as I make my way to mining I recuse a mothman by unloading one of my lockers and invite him into it, I take him to medbay. But it was bombed to shit, we decided to get to mining instead. I unload him because only he had the access, we jumped into the shuttle and rushed off to the asteroid. Later we settled down our lives there.
We agreed on starting a new life as pirates specialized in mining and scavengers. It was some good end-rp. I'd see a medium/heavy RP server using Hippie's codebase.
[QUOTE=Dromlexer;49845620]During a changeling round, I built myself a firefighter mech and went against the AI by escaping into void and explore the derelicts and other stuff of interest. I come back full of stuff I found on the voidsuit station (the one with two red lockers with 'NASA' voidsuits and a t-45 hardsuit), as I make my way to mining I recuse a mothman by unloading one of my lockers and invite him into it, I take him to medbay. But it was bombed to shit, we decided to get to mining instead. I unload him because only he had the access, we jumped into the shuttle and rushed off to the asteroid. Later we settled down our lives there.
We agreed on starting a new life as pirates specialized in mining and scavengers. It was some good end-rp. I'd see a medium/heavy RP server using Hippie's codebase.[/QUOTE]
I was the AI. Fuck whoever set the Tesla and Singularity loose.
Also, the following round, I was the Clown. At the start of the round an Assistant and I beat the shit out of a catbeast named Cat, and then I dragged him to the bar to hang up his corpse. As I was doing so, a skeleton walked in and hung himself on the noose, but when I clicked to untie the noose it just dropped the cat's corpse, and wouldn't let me untie it again. The skeleton, I'm guessing, prayed or ahelped to ask if he could get a shrine built around him and become the Hanged God. He got a few pylons, and some water, and it slowly spread, until the entire bar became a beach.
[t]http://i.imgur.com/yIHYsCF.png[/t]
I ended up suiciding because I got stuck between some pylons in the water and couldn't get out.
[QUOTE=Rats808;49845776]I was the AI. Fuck whoever set the Tesla and Singularity loose.
Also, the following round, I was the Clown. At the start of the round an Assistant and I beat the shit out of a catbeast named Cat, and then I dragged him to the bar to hang up his corpse. As I was doing so, a skeleton walked in and hung himself on the noose, but when I clicked to untie the noose it just dropped the cat's corpse, and wouldn't let me untie it again. The skeleton, I'm guessing, prayed or ahelped to ask if he could get a shrine built around him and become the Hanged God. He got a few pylons, and some water, and it slowly spread, until the entire bar became a beach.
[t]http://i.imgur.com/yIHYsCF.png[/t]
I ended up suiciding because I got stuck between some pylons in the water and couldn't get out.[/QUOTE]
Joined in the middle of that round and spent a good five minutes trying to find out what the fuck had happened
/tg/ removed the ability to take cups from water coolers with telekinesis, literally the worst
[media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66cos8RTooA[/media]
I gotta say, this song sums up life on SS13 as good as Space Asshole does.
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Space Station 13 v12 - The Tide Awakens
