Space Station 13 v12 - The Tide Awakens

[looter]

[QUOTE=IntenseBarney;49931276]So what servers have implemented that new process scheduler? (if any?)[/QUOTE]

I just launched my fork of goonstation-2016 that has most of the patches submitted by people on goonhub and other forks, including the process scheduler and byond-510 stuff. Server is named FALOTI Station and you can join [url=byond://ss13.faloti.net:7777]here[/url]. The fork is available [url=https://github.com/looterz/falotistation]here[/url], and I plan to have some kind of simple site up and running for the community soon. Server is located in a google datacenter in new york, but remains largely untested, looks like byond might be hogging up an entire core during initial game start but it evens out shortly afterwards, would love to get people on to help test the performance and stability.

[thisguy123]

So we just had a wonderful Xenos round on Hippie, a honest to goodness [I]OH GOD THEY'RE COMING OUT THE GODDAMN WALLS[/I] Xenos round, the end had the admins sending in not one but TWO death-squads.

The first was supposed to kill the aliens, can you guess when and what the second was supposed to do.

[img]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/9488680/Goodsquadbadsquad.PNG[/img]

There was a lovely part where I was queen and the Aliens had lined up at the ferry to intercept the new squids... the first thing I hear over hivechat is [u]"OH SHIT THEY HAVE A NUKE!!![/u]

One of us aliens had found the nuke disk a while earlier, so I told them to "just run, don't fight, don't hide keep running."

In the end the Squids got the disk and prepared to arm the nuke, I told everyone to space the nuke ASAP, no matter the cost, throw all your bodies at it.
Then the shuttle arrived and we tried to escape the Z-level but the nuke went off at the last second... still the fucksquad was so terrible centcomm recalled the shuttle and left them to die on the station.

[Rats808]

Had two antag rounds in a row on Goon, earlier. First, I was the blob, and spent the first 10 minutes of the round playing the tutorial because I had no idea how Goon blob worked, then I started in the maintenance area south of the chapel. Once I got near one of the doors, someone walked in and saw me, then backed out and called for help. About 5 minutes later, without them really even attempting to fight me, the shuttle was called.

Then, I got to be a Nukie, and volunteered to take out the AI while the others searched for the Captain and got the disk. Took a SyndiePutt to the north side of the AI chamber, then used a thermite charge to start melting the wall. [I]Thought[/I] it was clear, so I fired a rocket in to try and kill the AI, but it hit the wall and I got knocked down. Started waiting for the wall to actually melt, then saw my SyndiePutt flying by, and went to get it back. Guy hopped out, ran around trying to avoid me shooting at him for a couple minutes, then eventually I got him down and tossed him into space after stealing his styptic powder patch for myself. Went back to the AI, used another thermite charge, then fired another rocket in and killed it. About that time, one of the other nukies started screaming on radio about how he was about to die, so I started heading towards the bridge in my syndieputt to see what I could do. Couldn't find any of them, at all.
Asked on radio where they were, got answers from 2 people who weren't Nukies, so I started flying around looking for the pod the Nuke had been thrown in before we all left at the start of the round. Found it, but it was locked, so I ended up trying for a few minutes to get it open, then giving up and flying over to the Escape arm once the shuttle was called, just to sit and talk with the crew while we waited. I ended up blaming everything on Steve, the intern.

Fun rounds, though I wish the immediate response to blob wasn't "call the shuttle so we don't have to play blob."

[editline]14th March 2016[/editline]

I also managed to board the shuttle before it left, and I think piss a couple people off when I Succumb'd instead of letting myself die from them beating the shit out of me.

[Mark9013100]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/kN4O5rz.png[/img]

Inside that locker was fifteen airhorns that Ian kept spamming during the entire ride.

[ewitwins]

[QUOTE=Boba_Fett;49931229]I'm a dev on Colonial Marines, and the FFF are trying to get us to add furry races..[/QUOTE]

[b]HERESY[/b]

[WhiteFox08]

[QUOTE=Fury McFlurry;49931551]on the topic of snowflake animal races. Im trying to get this added on hippie.
[IMG]https://slack-imgs.com/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FUoKy9Q9.png&width=168&height=500[/IMG]

and someone else started to ask to make a spurdo , I delivered.[IMG]https://slack-imgs.com/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FFnQyjVl.png&width=267&height=74[/IMG]
It was funny to see some coders frown and state that we are adding too many races.[/QUOTE]

Snowflake races are a gimmick.

[myon]

[QUOTE=Fury McFlurry;49931551]It was funny to see some coders frown and state that we are adding too many races.[/QUOTE]

We're quickly getting to that point.

[thisguy123]

[QUOTE=Limed00d;49950616]We're quickly getting to that point.[/QUOTE]

So long as it remains fun and games and terrible races are beatymcvalidstein then all is fine.

[SinjinOmega]

[QUOTE=Whitefox08;49944282]Snowflake races are a gimmick.[/QUOTE]

They should also be lynchable on sight.

Yes, even the skeletons.

[Fury McFlurry]

[QUOTE=SinjinOmega;49952151]They should also be lynchable on sight.

Yes, even the skeletons.[/QUOTE]

You could just play AI, Humans are still your overlord, but anything that isn't a human is free game.

[thecubanpimp]

had a pretty fun round
[QUOTE]
[Security] Walter Blanco says, "Set Doug Shablaya, Engi, To arrest"
[Common] Dan Snake says, "IT'S DOUG"
[Common] Dan Snake says, "DOUG SHABLAY"
[Common] Dan Snake says, "DOUG SHABLYA AT ESCAPE"
[Common] Guy Cruix says, "GET HIM"
[Common] Sarah Reed intones, "HE KILLED THE CHEF"
[Common] Chang E. Lingh says, "DOUG"
[Common] Shelby Albright exclaims, "He's in maint using some weird device!"
[Common] Chang E. Lingh says, "SCIENCE MAINt"
[Common] Sarah Reed intones, "HE IS ARMED"
[Common] Sarah Reed intones, "SHOOTING PEOPLE"

[Common] Daylin Mire says, "DOUG NO."
[Common] Daylin Mire says, "I WAS TRYING TO BURY IAN."
[Common] Dan Snake says, "HELp"
[Common] Luxif Tel asks, "Where is Doug?"
[Common] Dan Snake says, "KITCHEN"
[Command] Doug Shablya says, "HOWDY"
[Command] Daylin Mire says, "DOUG YOU SHIT."
[Common] Walter Blanco says, "Got my hearing back"
[Common] Walter Blanco says, "EAT SHIT DOUG"
[Common] Walter Blanco says, "YOUR WEAK ASS BOMB DIDNT DO FUCK"
[Security] Walter Blanco asks, "Status report?"
[Security] Doug Shablya says, "DEEEEZ NUTZ"

[Common] Hortensia Harrison says, "Testing"
[Common] Hortensia Harrison says, "Fucking tcomns hub got bombed"
[Common] Cronar Vanontris says, "Received"
[Common] Lotash-Teekeeus Johnson hisses, "Cool"
[Common] Shuffles-The-Cards Petrov hisses, "SSSweet"
[Common] Daylin Mire says, "TCOMMS IS BACK, BABY.
[Common] Luxif Tel intones, "THE FFUCK ARE YOU DOUg"

[Security] Zollassa-Natoo Ehret hisses, "Detective why were you after Doug"
[Security] Luxif Tel intones, "Because he's only committed how many murders and shit"
[Security] Doug Shablya says, "CAPTAIN IS A BITCH"
[Security] Luxif Tel intones, "Where are you Doug I wish to see your awesomeness"
[Command] Daylin Mire says, "Doug sucks dicks."
[Security] Luxif Tel intones, "Legit"
[Common] Luxif Tel intones, "Where the fuck are you"
[Common] Luxif Tel intones, "Are you just running around the station"

Officer Beepsky exclaims, "Level 5 infraction alert!"
Officer Beepsky points at Doug Shablya!
Doug Shablya yells, "FUCK THE POLICE!!"

[Common] Luxif Tel asks, "WHERE IS DOUG?"
[Common] Dan Snake says, "Doug don't eat shit"
[Common] Luxif Tel intones, "DOUG ARE YOU EVEN ON THE STATIOn"

[Common] Luxif Tel intones, "I FINALLY FOUND DOUG"
Luxif Tel intones, "I FINALLY FOUND DOUG"
[Common] Daylin Mire says, "FUCK DOUG UP"
[Common] Walter Blanco asks, "Where?"
[Common] Dan Snake says, "No, he started it"
[Common] Zollassa-Natoo Ehret hisses, "Where"
Mactronic states, "Beat him, strip him, shove him out the airlock."
Dan Snake (as Snooby Honkberg IV) says, "Screw you Doug"
Luxif Tel intones, "MOTHERFUCKER"
Dan Snake (as Snooby Honkberg IV) says, "I like your jokes but i hate you"
Dan Snake (as Snooby Honkberg IV) says, "You're a syndie"
Zollassa-Natoo Ehret hisses, "Fucking Doug"
Zollassa-Natoo Ehret hisses, "You called me mean thingsss"
Daylin Mire exclaims, "Doug raped ian!"
Daylin Mire exclaims, "THROW HIM OUT THE AIRLOCK!"
Luxif Tel intones, "I HAVE SPENT ALL SHIFT TRACING YOUR FUCING MURDERS AND EMAGS AND SHIT"
Daylin Mire says, "He Fucked Ian's cold, dead corpse."
Amari Khatti says, "Aye kill him cap"
Zollassa-Natoo Ehret hisses, "I am going to end him"
Luxif Tel intones, "WE DID IT MAC"

DEAD: Luxif Tel says, "All that matters is that I GOT DOUG, RIP"

(F) [Engineering] Poly squawks, "THE DOUG HAS THE EYE OF THE SPACE STATION"
[/QUOTE]

[Soren1]

[QUOTE=Boba_Fett;49931229]I'm a dev on Colonial Marines, and the FFF are trying to get us to add furry races..[/QUOTE]

are you guys adding the 510 optimization soon?

burn the furry

[editline]18th March 2016[/editline]

[QUOTE=RaTcHeT302;49926569]Oh okay, I did exagerate a little bit, I suck at the game :v: I mean I knew they could look for antags so I shouldn't had posted so hastily, but I thought your request was kinda reasonable anyway considering what you had to deal with. If I was an admin I would've probably spiced it up for you by giving you one of those special jobs. I was mostly annoyed about him in the end, he could've made things a bit more interesting for everyone.

I generally try not to metagame but it really hurts when you have some kind of extra piece of knowledge and you can't use it, it bugs me a lot, I would probably design a better system instead, couldn't the game be setup in such a way so that antags are hidden if you are in the ghost form? Also maybe ghosts could see the world the same way as a human would, I'm most likely missing the point as to why these things were setup this way though, this might be a crappy idea.[/QUOTE]

a better solution would be if you ghost yourself after you're dead you can't get cloned/revived

[thisguy123]

I get tator I spend a good 10 mins making bombs in maint using the mad scientist lab... i finally get them all set up and ready to go with 5 good potassium bombs, three syndicate mini bombs, three C4 and a suicide implant and just as I am about to set fourth... cappy walks in the fucking door with a Holoparasite and a power fist and tases me... I suicide bomb on the spot to yelling "FUCK YOU POWERGAMER!"

Of all the fucking days. the ONE time...

[editline]18th March 2016[/editline]

The worst part is, Cappy goty away from the suicide bomb with only [I][B]"minor burns"[/B][/I]

[Lawligagger]

[QUOTE=thisguy123;49954767]I get tator I spend a good 10 mins making bombs in maint using the mad scientist lab... i finally get them all set up and ready to go with 5 good potassium bombs, three syndicate mini bombs, three C4 and a suicide implant and just as I am about to set fourth... cappy walks in the fucking door with a Holoparasite and a power fist and tases me... I suicide bomb on the spot to yelling "FUCK YOU POWERGAMER!"

Of all the fucking days. the ONE time...

[editline]18th March 2016[/editline]

The worst part is, Cappy goty away from the suicide bomb with only [I][B]"minor burns"[/B][/I][/QUOTE]

[video=youtube;3cw-AhvKqCA]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cw-AhvKqCA[/video]

powergaming.mp4

[thisguy123]

[QUOTE=Lawligagger;49955072][video=youtube;3cw-AhvKqCA]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cw-AhvKqCA[/video]

powergaming.mp4[/QUOTE]

[I]nnnnnenenenenenenext tator round I get you know what I'm gonna do yeah?[/I] ooooh yes here's what I'm gonna do. I'm going to get me a SHINY adrenal implant and a pretty little MACROBOMB and go give cappy or driggers a [B][I][U]BBBBBBBBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG HUUUUUG![/U][/I][/B]

[Keyblockor1]

[QUOTE=Lawligagger;49955072][video=youtube;3cw-AhvKqCA]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cw-AhvKqCA[/video]

powergaming.mp4[/QUOTE]

Imho that shit happens they're getting a reprimand and if it's a repeat i'd ban them.

As a Head I think it should be a rule that you don't get proactive in the first 10 minutes unless it's Rev or there's an antag being REALLY fucking stupid. The round isn't fun for Antags, the round isn't fun for bystanders and all that people who do this shit are knowingly ruining rounds so they can go "Heh. I'm so good when I get (Access, Weaponry, And predetermined respect with a cadre of people who I can order around)."

[Lawligagger]

[QUOTE=Keyblockor1;49955313]Imho that shit happens they're getting a reprimand and if it's a repeat i'd ban them.

As a Head I think it should be a rule that you don't get proactive in the first 10 minutes unless it's Rev or there's an antag being REALLY fucking stupid. The round isn't fun for Antags, the round isn't fun for bystanders and all that people who do this shit are knowingly ruining rounds so they can go "Heh. I'm so good when I get (Access, Weaponry, And predetermined respect with a cadre of people who I can order around)."[/QUOTE]

Gotta love excessive power gaming.

[NoPartyHats]

I still refuse to play hippie till agent whatever is punished for that shit. Powergaming isnt fun for anyone, getting validhunted as a non-antag because 'you shouldnt have yellow gloves' is gay

[xxfalconxx]

It's a mixture of awkward and hilarious when you fake your death with zombie powder in medbay only to have the chef drag you out and gib you. It was supposed to be a funny prank, but it ended poorly. Oh well.

[Jmir 54]

[QUOTE=xxfalconxx;49955743]It's a mixture of awkward and hilarious when you fake your death with zombie powder in medbay only to have the chef drag you out and gib you. It was supposed to be a funny prank, but it ended poorly. Oh well.[/QUOTE]

MEDBAY PRANK (GONE HORRIBLE!!!)

[Chris_the_qt]

who /vg/ in here?

[kiloy]

Anyone got the full version of that weird chef song from goon? Theres short versions in the files but I could have sworn someone posted a longer version in this thread once.

[Kierany9]

[QUOTE=thisguy123;49954767]I get tator I spend a good 10 mins making bombs in maint using the mad scientist lab... i finally get them all set up and ready to go with 5 good potassium bombs, three syndicate mini bombs, three C4 and a suicide implant and just as I am about to set fourth... cappy walks in the fucking door with a Holoparasite and a power fist and tases me... I suicide bomb on the spot to yelling "FUCK YOU POWERGAMER!"

Of all the fucking days. the ONE time...

[editline]18th March 2016[/editline]

The worst part is, Cappy goty away from the suicide bomb with only [I][B]"minor burns"[/B][/I][/QUOTE]

Potassium+Water is shit, use Blackpowder instead. Also, suicide implants stack, one won't do much but 10 is a real lightshow that is guaranteed to kill someone if they're close enough.

On the subject of powergaming, powergaming as head roles is something that I have to frown upon just out of principle. Unless you are ULTRA-ROBUST™ then there's no way you're getting anywhere close to greentext. You need to know a lot of meta shit and how they behave to be able to outplay them and god help you if one of the traitors decides to be a fucking sellout. As a non-antag, I'd rather die fighting a traitor than have to get stripsearched by a powergamer, get everything deadlier than a toolbox confiscated and take their shit like a bitch. Fun gimmicks are also out of the question, these guys are in it to win it at the cost of everybody elses enjoyment and quite a lot of them are sore losers. Camille takes her losses like a man but there's the fucking ego instead which makes me want to eat rocks. I did a writeup on how to beat powergamers over on the Hippie Forums that is probably way too long, if you want to check it out, [URL="http://www.hippiestation.com/viewtopic.php?f=53&t=3702"]here you go.[/URL]

If it makes you feel any better I robusted Cappy hard yesterday while his buddy ran into a shocked door and killed himself.

[naelstrof]

I got sick of digging through awkward wiki's for basic chemical formulas, and with the recent goon leak, I decided to make a tool for myself.
[vid]https://my.mixtape.moe/fngejy.webm[/vid]
It can be adapted to other stations using dm_parser.d, though it's barely functional.
You guys might like it: [url]https://github.com/naelstrof/omnichem[/url]

[Kierany9]

Daily reminder of why Tcomms is objectively the best feature in the game.

[img]http://i.imgur.com/0KiOK8N.png?1[/img]

And being a traitor that round, the ridiculous levels of memeing helped cover up the cries of "KAREN SHOCKING DOORS" and "HELP BORGS ROGUE".

[sp]shame i didnt change the auto-announcer to say Cappy has signed up as Cappy[/sp]

[Dromlexer]

[QUOTE=Kierany9;49964265]Daily reminder of why Tcomms is objectively the best feature in the game.

[img]http://i.imgur.com/0KiOK8N.png?1[/img]

And being a traitor that round, the ridiculous levels of memeing helped cover up the cries of "KAREN SHOCKING DOORS" and "HELP BORGS ROGUE".

[sp]shame i didnt change the auto-announcer to say Cappy has signed up as Cappy[/sp][/QUOTE]

I rather prefer "<name> has signed up as Cappy." So it does not feel like a shoehorned joke.

[OfficerLamarr]

So I just had a interesting round on /tg/. I joined late as the Head of Personnel and went to my office; where a engineer was asking to become the Captain. After talking to the Research Director about it (he was the only other head) we agreed on giving him the role of Captain.

Soon enough a Clown began to cause chaos. slipping people, stealing security items and calling people cucks and faggots; one of those people was me. I was enraged and called the heads for a emergency meeting; we talked about the damage the Clown was causing and how it was our highest priority to stop him. We all got armed and went hunting for the Clown, but to our embarrassment, he continued to avoid; so we planned a trap. The clowns lizard friend was going to invite the Clown to the bar for a drink, we would then come out of hiding and arrest him

It worked; we captured the clown and brought him to the brig were the Captain let me "interrogate" him; it involved trying to get him to confess to become a cyborg. When he didn't agree I started torturing him and almost brought him into critical. After him calling me cuck and a faggot a few more times, I started to break down and cry; it was then I found out the truth. That I was in the wrong and that the Clown was innocent. Him calling me names made me upset which I then turned into anger which lead me to arresting him. I apologized and healed the Clown; I then released him, clearing him of any charges.

(This was all role-playing, in-case you didn't notice. I wasn't actually crying.)

But that wasn't the end of the shift. I called another meeting to decide the fate of the station, only me and RD turned up; we both voted to leave as we assumed the Captain had disappeared (he was not answering to radio calls and his suit senors were off). The captain then recalls the shuttle during meteor storm; putting the crews lives at danger. He refused to let anyone leave the ship and called anyone who wanted to a traitor. Eventually the crew rebelled against the Captain, his captured and executed by the angry mob. The shuttle was called and everyone left; except me, I was killed by a demon.

[Apocalypsewaffle]

[QUOTE=Naelstrom;49964017]I got sick of digging through awkward wiki's for basic chemical formulas, and with the recent goon leak, I decided to make a tool for myself.
[vid]https://my.mixtape.moe/fngejy.webm[/vid]
It can be adapted to other stations using dm_parser.d, though it's barely functional.
You guys might like it: [url]https://github.com/naelstrof/omnichem[/url][/QUOTE]

Oh sweet, there was a basic version of something similar on github that I liked to use, but this is much better

[url]https://github.com/myshak[/url]

[RaccoonBro]

I have infiltrated the ranks of the mentors on Hippie

[img]http://i.imgur.com/hYu0gn3.png[/img]

[thisguy123]

So does laoding a bottle into a Pnumatic cannon cause it to smash over someone and cover them in it's contents? because if it does I have an idea for a ghetto rocket launcher.