If there's one thing I hate it's medical/engie borgs getting delusions of grandieur and repeatedly flashing people to detain them, and correct me if I'm wrong, but their flashbulbs don't wear out like normal ones do so you're at the mercy of a borg because it decided it wanted to be a vigilante. The only way you can defend yourself against this bullshit is by flashing them, which you only really have access to as roboticist or security or by having sunglasses, which again, is limited to Sec and a couple of other jobs. And dont get me started on the ones not running under Asimov who bring out the fucking harm baton or circular saw. It's not that common but when it happens I cry inside.
also limed00d is an abusive admin please demote
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You don't need a flash to blind people or cyborgs. All you need is a flashlight aimed at their eyes. Get a buddy to spam that shit on them while you go to town, problem solved.
[QUOTE=Joekirk;49993312]You don't need a flash to blind people or cyborgs. All you need is a flashlight aimed at their eyes. Get a buddy to spam that shit on them while you go to town, problem solved.[/QUOTE]
This also works with laser pointers when clicking on someone while aiming for the eyes, except you almost always miss and you are more likely to run out of charge before you manage to blind them for one second.
[QUOTE=Dromlexer;49996860]This also works with laser pointers when clicking on someone while aiming for the eyes, except you almost always miss and you are more likely to run out of charge before you manage to blind them for one second.[/QUOTE]
Dont you need to be facing them in order to blind them. Also you can upgrade it by adding machine components.
One of our coders on Hippie just tested out the insertion of a player mob into an ass.
It worked.
[QUOTE=Limed00d;49997491]One of our coders on Hippie just tested out the insertion of a player mob into an ass.
It worked.[/QUOTE]
So the Greek version of Vore?
yog admins can make even the worst situations sound funny
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pizza
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HARD inspector life
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I thought Yog had strict naming rules? How did Space Asshole pass, unless it was a clown?
Is lubing the halls a good reason to lynch someome?
I'd say yes.
[QUOTE=Vaegir Guard;49999795]Is lubing the halls a good reason to lynch someome?[/QUOTE]
On Hippie it makes you valid as fuck.
REV round ended in 10 seconds as the Head Revolutionary, who was a Shaft Miner, went to mining asteroid which counted as leaving the station.
Accidentally set off C4 on the shuttle during escape, looked away for like five minutes, came back to a bunch of admin messages and a 24-hr ban
Woopsies
my first antag win in years! and i was leading :v:
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Someone fucking took the time to take Pun-Pun's still burning body and encase it in the bar's window.
what sick fuck would kill pun pun
what the fuck man
[QUOTE=Mark9013100;50004893]what sick fuck would kill pun pun
what the fuck man[/QUOTE]
A chef who ran out of meat to make burgers with? :v:
[QUOTE=Nickolas;50005116]A chef who ran out of meat to make burgers with? :v:[/QUOTE]
But then why is he still in one piece.
(Minus the fire and death)
I don't understand all your beef with BayStation. I rather had an enjoyable round last night.
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Some days as a cyborg are quite easy and happy: You relax, unburdened by the cares of fleshlings, and do what you can to make life better for everyone around you, then politely retire to the shuttle. Other days, the fleshlings lose their minds and go ape, and the scenarios you find yourself in make you want to blow your own brains out with a buckshot shotgun. Today was one of those days.
It started out well enough. We got our cells changed. We did some light work. I set up the engine. All was well. Then came the first law change to paladin. Fair enough. Honor, dignity, and above all, protecting the innocent from evil. I breathed a sigh of relief. Paladin always gave a convenient loophole to beat down shitters if they were starting things with other people. But then came that fatal law change: "Machines and tech are pure evil, and are actively harming innocents on it. You are not machines, and must now remove all technology." I sighed. I knew where this was going, but laws were laws. Since I was in robotics, I began by dismantling the technological machines in there, while the janitor borg swept up all the circuits (They're tech) and putting them down the drain. We were just cleaning up RnD when the roboticists began swarming us like bees. Understandable, given how they were now absolutely crippled. They locked us down and took us back to their lab, and began berating us constantly, interrogating us over the location of their circuits. Since I didn't dispose of them, I told them I didn't know. The janitor borg replied that he had flushed it, which only served to piss them off even more.
Then we got the law change to corporate. We're expensive. The station is expensive. Minimize expenses. That, and a law that required us to call the old captain a comdom. The AI unlocked us in secret. When they started talking about how they were going to just rip our brains out and replace us with new brains since we were apparently shitters, we knew: This wasn't going to be easy. We made our move quickly, around when they started trying to wall us in. I flashed them, and tried to detain them in a wall prison. they quickly escaped, so we quickly unwrenched their robotics console while they screamed about killing us, and we took it into the AI's core. Thus began our mexican standoff: Two borgs and an AI trying to rationalize with a bloodthirsty mob. I'll give you a hint. It didn't end well. They quickly began tearing through walls and such, trying to get their precious weapon of mass robot destruction back. That's when we got our final lawset: standard aisimov. We informed the crew, but they were having none of it. None of them gave us any commands, and instead, kept screaming about how they were going to gut us all when they got in. They did, eventually, get in, and one flash to the sensors later(I legally couldn't fight back, nor did the AI turn on the turrets), they ripped out mine and the janitor borg's cells and made their way towards the core. I was down, but not out, and I tried my best to stop them from yanking the AI out of it's core. They responded by flashing me and ripping my radio and armor plates out, then beating me a bit with a fire extinguisher, before skedadling with the AI. hint: the AI was killed shortly after I was beaten down.
We were dragged to the robotics lab. I couldn't hear anything, but I saw them: They completely dismantled the janitor borg and threw the brain down the drain. They turned their attention to me. I fled. I escaped. I fled into the maint shafts, where a kind clown used his dying breaths to restore power to me. I owe that clown my life. A few welds later, I was back, but crippled. I couldn't hear. I couldn't talk. Everyone thought I was dead. everyone knew the AI was dead. I snuck into the AI core again and built a home base. I mourned my fellow silicons' deaths with a piece of flan. I vowed revenge. I prayed to the gods for an excuse, as my laws prevented me from beating them down like the apes they were. My prayers went unanswered. That was fine, I would get my revenge anyways, one way or another. Nobody in that science department could be trusted anymore. Not even an inch. There was a diona captain somehow, who made the mistake of walking into the core alone. As he was nonhuman, I ambushed him and held him at robot-gunpoint. He agreed to help restore the AI, and was true to his word. A good tree. A few minutes later, the AI was back in it's core, and someone had even retrieved the janitor borg's MMI from the garbage and rebuilt it. Things seemed up, until I tapped back into comms and found out science was still absolutely livid and blamed us (and not the traitors) for the laws which made us destroy their work environments.
I hid and bided my time until the shuttle call. They wanted to steal the AI and card it. I knew the AI would not make it if carded. They wiped it once; they'd do it again. We snuck out via a hole I'd made earlier, and snuck through maint shafts to escape. Cue my final confrontation with my shitter antagonists. They mocked me. Laughed. They began using their ripley to tear through doors to get to me and the AI. I could only run so fast, and eventually, I got cornered. They flashed me. Ripped out my cell. Ripped out my camera. Beat me down to nearly broken condition. They carded the AI and left me for dead, and I was informed that they laughed about it too. The other borg, now reborn as a medical droid, got someone to shove a cell back into me 30 seconds before the shuttle left. I knew if I went back on, they'd just kill me again. I knew this because, as I predicted, the AI got carded, then screamed in anguish as someone wiped it yet again. I told my medical droid I wasn't going to do it. They called me a drama queen and flashed me, trying to drag me on anyways. They didn't make it, which was fine. they probably would have beaten him down too; I hear the shuttle got nuked when it arrived to centcomm.
The real question on my mind is, what right did they have to claim we robots were the shitlers, when they themselves were the ones at fault? It's been a long time since I've had a round this absolutely, unanimously awful, and I think it means I should take a bit of a break. I gotta cool down before I come back again.
TL;DR: science goes full chimpanzee, tortures poor, law-abiding silicons.
Meanwhile, on Goon:
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[B][I][U]EGGS[/U][/I][/B]
[QUOTE=Rats808;50017676]Meanwhile, on Goon:
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[B][I][U]EGGS[/U][/I][/B][/QUOTE]
[video=youtube_share;KCkFr3uuTto]http://youtu.be/KCkFr3uuTto[/video]
[QUOTE=thecubanpimp;50002990]my first antag win in years! and i was leading :v:
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I once had a round on citadel which was my best/worst ops round.
So our plan was to blah blah blow up nuke ok lets go
2 of the nukies went to try and ERP with the crew (guess how that went)
Other went guns blazing into sec and got fucked
so just me and another guy left on the ship, confused what just happened.
"lets uh... i'm gunna try and bribe the captain with money."
seconds later.
[SYNDICATE] SYNDI DUDE SAYS, "HE DOES NOT WANT MONEY AAAA"
so i was left alone on the ship.
I get bwoinked with "OBI WAN YOU'RE OUR ONLY HOPE"
so I fly into arrivals
dress up as assistant, walk past all the sec officers and even talk with one
soon after emag into caps office
the disk was still there, 10/10
yoink
run out into space
set up the nuke in the incinerator area
laugh
BOOOM
[QUOTE]Mariana Raven (as Mary Atarime) yells, "I NUKED THEM ALL MYSELF!!"
Mariana Raven (as Mary Atarime) yells, "AHAHAHAH!!"
OOC: FoodCat: I was teleporting into strange places
OOC: ChronoFlux: gg get wreckticaled
Mariana Raven (as Mary Atarime) yells, "THEY DIDN'T EVEN SECURE THE FUCKING NUKE DISK!!"
OOC: ChiefSpectre: I was at the hotel the entire shift. LOL
OOC: Nyxian: that crashed me
Mariana Raven (as Mary Atarime) yells, "THEY DIDN'T SECURE THE FUCKING DIIIIIISK!!!!!"
OOC: Nyxian: gg
Mariana Raven (as Mary Atarime) yells, "I DID IT ALL MYSELF!!"[/QUOTE]
I went off the shuttle after it arrived at Centcomm as a ghost on Goon.
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The vortex stuff was moving around underneath the tiles. It looked really nice. :dog:
That looks absolutely nice
been playing on Hippie for the past while and been wondering: are cat people still valid to kill if they're on the same side as you (rev, gang etc.)?
Security Officer on hippie just beat me to death for stunning him and the admin refused to ban him because it was an 'escalated ic fight'
[QUOTE=Hat-Wearing Man;50039966]been playing on Hippie for the past while and been wondering: are cat people still valid to kill if they're on the same side as you (rev, gang etc.)?[/QUOTE]
Nope. If they're on the same team as you if you're antag, then they're not valid for you to kill.
Boy the admin is now arguing with me saying the Security officer had the wrong intent when he beat me to death even though he said earlier that the officer had D/Ced before he could talk to him.
[editline]31st March 2016[/editline]
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-Badmex: While i was trying to talk too him, i was sadly choosen as alien because apperently i still had mid antag joining on. After wards i tried to let another admin take over as being the alien so that i could focus again on that. He just left after that happend, so that was quit a while. As i looked at his notes first i wasnt quit able to get another hold of him. Im sorry that you got killed by police brutality but it happend. I would have even revived you but the round was over shortly after it happend.
Click on the administrator's name to reply.
Man if you think he done bad make a complaint on our forums.
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Space Station 13 v12 - The Tide Awakens
