i was thinking more of the terror shrieking but shadowling's fine too I guess
So is SS13 still laggy?
[QUOTE=TheNerdPest14;50487058]So is SS13 still laggy?[/QUOTE]
nah nigga
space station 13.5: the great lag genocide
[QUOTE=TheNerdPest14;50487058]So is SS13 still laggy?[/QUOTE]
do clowns honk in the maint shafts
ss13 lag was fixed goofball
it wasnt fixed on all servers
lag is not fixed until every server uses CHECK_TICK
[QUOTE=iamgoofball;50488644]it wasnt fixed on all servers
lag is not fixed until every server uses CHECK_TICK[/QUOTE]
Im going to put up a server specifically designed to lag 100% of the time
This is your fault
Does goon use CHECK_TICK?
[QUOTE=Zombie_2371;50488941]Im going to put up a server specifically designed to lag 100% of the time
This is your fault[/QUOTE] Just run normal baycode they have the server by default capped to run super slow its not just the movement, doing anything other than walking around lags the server to no end
How to get banned in three simple steps:
Step 1: Make a Teslium+Cryptobiolin smoke grenade for maximum honks on the shuttle.
Step 2: Detonate said grenade on the shuttle, preferably just before a traitor is about to space you.
Step 3: Realize you used the wrong beaker as a fuckton of plasma floods the shuttle, ignites itself and crits everybody.
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Step 4: Cause the shuttle brig to explode because somebody inhaled a shitton of blackpowder that was inside the smoke.
So I play for once after a long Hiatus, I find a vampire goblet... and stumble into those silent murder everyone type lings.
You coulda been a vampire-ling you moron... but no, gotta silently tase, cuff and drain everyone on the station.
changelings cant be vampires if I remember correctly
[QUOTE=StrawberryClock;50490102]Does goon use CHECK_TICK?[/QUOTE]
It's not exactly CHECK_TICK but yeah, they use a version of it that works the same.
• First victim: Vincent Montag. His last words were: "Working with you every day is Hell. I demand you meet me in the duel arena."
What is your favorite *deathgasp?
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Good round.
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We trapped a changeling in xenobiology. Spent half an hour trying to convince them to show us their powers by offering them monkeys to eat.
Watching a Slaughter Demon take down myself and almost everyone else is fun. But not as fun as watching it finally fall to Bubbles the Warclown.
I know that a lot of the time we like to joke that Beepsky is more robust than the rest of the security force but...
[video=youtube;iEth85tMW_w]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEth85tMW_w[/video]
[I]It's not a goddamn joke.[/I]
[QUOTE=Kierany9;50532709]I know that a lot of the time we like to joke that Beepsky is more robust than the rest of the security force but...
[video=youtube;iEth85tMW_w]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEth85tMW_w[/video]
[I]It's not a goddamn joke.[/I][/QUOTE]
A while back when the sec team had literally no HoS and only the warden and the detective on staff I as Capitan raided storage and the armoury and worked with robotics to mass fabricate ED-209's.
The salt was incredible, the round was lings so none of them had Emags and in the end only managed to get rid of them when someone convinced everyone the HAD been emagged so the crew turned on them. Do ya know how long it takes seven people to destroy 3 ED's?
A long time.
And in that long time the law was laid down in force, specifically baton to face force.
-No weapons to be carried openly by civilians
-No wearing face covering clothing
-Have your ID on you at all times
-No fun allowed
-Get the fuck in line
-I am the law
All I want now is to be able to assign securitrons to people much like guard-buddies on Goon and I will one day outfit the whole security team with their own little cop-bot.
[QUOTE=thisguy123;50533374]A while back when the sec team had literally no HoS and only the warden and the detective on staff I as Capitan raided storage and the armoury and worked with robotics to mass fabricate ED-209's.
The salt was incredible, the round was lings so none of them had Emags and in the end only managed to get rid of them when someone convinced everyone the HAD been emagged so the crew turned on them. Do ya know how long it takes seven people to destroy 3 ED's?
A long time.
And in that long time the law was laid down in force, specifically baton to face force.
-No weapons to be carried openly by civilians
-No wearing face covering clothing
-Have your ID on you at all times
-No fun allowed
-Get the fuck in line
-I am the law
All I want now is to be able to assign securitrons to people much like guard-buddies on Goon and I will one day outfit the whole security team with their own little cop-bot.[/QUOTE]
My god, you have given birth to a new era of cancer on yogstation. Thank you.
[QUOTE=Cocacoladude;50534161]My god, you have given birth to a new era of cancer on yogstation. Thank you.[/QUOTE]
While beepskey is more robust than 10 average men, one person who is capable of controlling beepsky and co properly is a force to be reckoned with.
One guy will have three robots with him at all times, he will not fight you, he will not even hold his teaser for fear of being disarmed. He will, quick as a flash, mark you all for arrest and dance around the maypole while his legion of justice bots shove their batons up your ass sideways.
Beepsky draggers are hard to deal with, now imagine if that mother fucker has three of them.
For added cancer, be HoS, get in league with the RD and build an AI with the robo-cop lawset, add in another law to obey heads of staff.
AI can direct securitrons directly, ordering them to move to any tile or even a person. A Sec and a butbuddy ai basically becomes an RTS game vs the greytide and you have the end game units right of the bat.
How to get the RD to your side? Bust into cargo and get the combat shotguns he needs to finalize research, if he gets the materials he needs later he may even reward you with a mech with a taser and a cluster flashbang launcher.
Imagine... an army of ED's under the command of an AI in the armoury and the HoS in a durand Equipped with both melee and ranged armour, a Taser and a Flash-bang launcher. Crime will die.
[QUOTE=thisguy123;50534967]While beepskey is more robust than 10 average men, one person who is capable of controlling beepsky and co properly is a force to be reckoned with.
One guy will have three robots with him at all times, he will not fight you, he will not even hold his teaser for fear of being disarmed. He will, quick as a flash, mark you all for arrest and dance around the maypole while his legion of justice bots shove their batons up your ass sideways.
Beepsky draggers are hard to deal with, now imagine if that mother fucker has three of them.
For added cancer, be HoS, get in league with the RD and build an AI with the robo-cop lawset, add in another law to obey heads of staff.
AI can direct securitrons directly, ordering them to move to any tile or even a person. A Sec and a butbuddy ai basically becomes an RTS game vs the greytide and you have the end game units right of the bat.
How to get the RD to your side? Bust into cargo and get the combat shotguns he needs to finalize research, if he gets the materials he needs later he may even reward you with a mech with a taser and a cluster flashbang launcher.
Imagine... an army of ED's under the command of an AI in the armoury and the HoS in a durand Equipped with both melee and ranged armour, a Taser and a Flash-bang launcher. Crime will die.[/QUOTE]
Nice. But, I do not need a legion of robot assholes to assist me. My trusty firesmoke grenades are more than enough for any crowd.
Where is sybil? Did they got sued or something?
BYOND (may have?) killed support for 509 servers entirely. Long live 510.
Hippie is running on 510 now, so be sure to update and report all your immersion breaking bugs to the [URL="https://github.com/HippieStationCode/HippieStation13/issues"]Github issue tracker[/URL].
What does any of this 509/510 business mean anyhow?
[QUOTE=Tagger;50542034]What does any of this 509/510 business mean anyhow?[/QUOTE]
No more lag due to high amounts of stuff happening anymore.
The short version is Byond, instead of tying to process verything at once will now "Sleep" some things for a few miliseconds and process them a little later when it has more resorces to use them.
For examle if some traitor sets off a bomb in medbay it might sleep the station mice and he clown squeaky shoes check for just a fraction of a second while it deals with the big fucking hole in the station.
The server will not experience any slowdown due to this anymore. This also means that the sing, wizards with a staff of animation and mass plasma fire now no longer hve lag so the only warning you get is when you actually see it happen.
Reading Citadel stations essay of a rule set. (Seriously 15 fucking pages what the fuck.), I saw this gem
[QUOTE]Excessive “memeing” is no longer allowed.
This includes spouting random memes for no reason, excessively yelling for no reason, and generally acting as if your character is brain damaged (when they are not brain damaged).
"Memeing" also includes but is not limited to excessive references, forced humour, and attention-seeking behaviour.
This rule will be strictly enforced. If an admin tells you to tone it back, do so; else you will receive the same punishment as any other rule-breaking.[/QUOTE]
This is a low RP server. I think we've broken them. Also isn't like half of space station refrences in the first place?
[QUOTE=windows098;50544579]Reading Citadel stations essay of a rule set. (Seriously 15 fucking pages what the fuck.), I saw this gem
This is a low RP server. I think we've broken them. Also isn't like half of space station refrences in the first place?[/QUOTE]
Citadel is a furry vore server, stay away.
But no, they aren't low RP, more like medium.
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Space Station 13 v12 - The Tide Awakens
