Had a round as mime, made a stunprod but didn't put a battery on it, went around poking people with it then walking away.
I poked a secborg with it after petting him for a minute because I saw a geneticist doing the same. I got zapped, cuffed, and thrown in the brig for 5 minutes. They also took my Parcel Parceaux and lipstick. While I was in there, I kept pointing at the bag and trying to explain-without-speaking that the prod was just a prank, bro.
And then they said I was charged with "conspiracy to use a stunprod", and moved me to a different cell.
Once I got unbuckled and uncuffed, it turned out Nukies had arrived north of the station. I tried pointing my bag out to them as they passed by, but they were too busy shooting up sec. Then my timer ended, and I rode the chute to the sec lobby. [I]Tried[/I] to head in to get my bag and lipstick, but two nukies shot me until past the point of being in crit.
I just wanted my bag and lipstick. :saddowns:
[QUOTE=Kierany9;50979829] Got healed up in cryo, immediately used my hand teleporter to warp to the teleporter room, jump to the AI sat with the teleporter in the room and then spam the random jump setting on both my hand teleporters.[I][B] After four jumps I ended up right inside the AI core,[/B][/I] with only a crowbar for a weapon.
[t]http://i.imgur.com/dLCoidc.png[/t]
That was for my wiz round.[/QUOTE]
RNGesus Giveth, RNGesus taketh away, I'll get you next time...
Had a round where the cap named me Solid S.N.A.K.E. and told me he was the only human and that everyone else was a Metal Gear. Nobody noticed when my AI shell was venting plasma and my AI connected borg I switched to walled off escape
[QUOTE=Rats808;50980439]Had a round as mime, made a stunprod but didn't put a battery on it, went around poking people with it then walking away.
I poked a secborg with it after petting him for a minute because I saw a geneticist doing the same. I got zapped, cuffed, and thrown in the brig for 5 minutes. They also took my Parcel Parceaux and lipstick. While I was in there, I kept pointing at the bag and trying to explain-without-speaking that the prod was just a prank, bro.
And then they said I was charged with "conspiracy to use a stunprod", and moved me to a different cell.
Once I got unbuckled and uncuffed, it turned out Nukies had arrived north of the station. I tried pointing my bag out to them as they passed by, but they were too busy shooting up sec. Then my timer ended, and I rode the chute to the sec lobby. [I]Tried[/I] to head in to get my bag and lipstick, but two nukies shot me until past the point of being in crit.
I just wanted my bag and lipstick. :saddowns:[/QUOTE]
One of those nukies was probably me if this was on Hippie.
[QUOTE=mralexs;50981801]Had a round where the cap named me Solid S.N.A.K.E. and told me he was the only human and that everyone else was a Metal Gear. Nobody noticed when my AI shell was venting plasma and my AI connected borg I switched to walled off escape[/QUOTE]
But plasma doesn't suffocate metal gears
[QUOTE=elowin;50983538]But plasma doesn't suffocate metal gears[/QUOTE]
Plasma fires can melt them :blaze:
[video=youtube;_b76ao2j49w]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_b76ao2j49w[/video]
Guys I think I found the official SS13 orchestra :v:
(1:03 for honks)
[QUOTE=iamgoofball;50990433][IMG]https://cloud.githubusercontent.com/assets/4081722/18154159/437dfc42-6fb7-11e6-82b8-c4f8aff1ebdf.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE]
Please tell me that's Chloral gas
[IMG]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/9488680/Deathbyunfortunateheartattack.PNG[/IMG]
So tragic, taken before his time and by such a freak accident.
[QUOTE=windows098;50961625]Comicon Assistant[t]http://images-2.discordapp.net/.eJwNx0kSwiAQAMC_cGeZYZvJbxAIiZVIKuDJ8u_at_6I932IRWxzXmPRuuwj97uoMfudWlWt93bUdO1D5X7qNGfK21lfc2gI4KNDYzyBQSYijcCA1kUfLRJxANAuVYpAKEtdo3TAQdLDkmQupq6M7P9xzBGtCVY9rya-P8KQKt4.lsOCUUwNsDzDx3P-dR5TTi2egoY.jpg[/t][/QUOTE]
Don't forget the Captains Spare ID (print and laminate, use an iconic shitlord name), a spare oxygen tank (tall plastic bottle spray painted blue), wire cutters (get plastic from Toy stores as security might question real ones), spare bits of wire, and maybe the Captain's Hand Tele (Cardboard box colored with an old radio antenna). If you're really handy, make a stun baton.
Joined Hippie station, spawned as a Cat just to see how long I could survive.
About ten minutes later, there were 3 cats(including me) on the Bridge, all alive, and for a few moments we were all fine.
And then a horde of assistants climbed in and started trying to kill us, and we eventually all died.
And [I]then[/I] the Singularity escaped and ate the Supermatter, and then started eating the rest of the station. The shuttle got called.
ETA: 25 minutes
[editline]4th September 2016[/editline]
[t]http://i.imgur.com/EgM7XTq.png[/t]
What is with the meme of people murdering the Cat race on Hippie anyways? Is it just supposed to be a joke race that automatically declares you valid?
[QUOTE=EmperorVagak;51002880]What is with the meme of people murdering the Cat race on Hippie anyways? Is it just supposed to be a joke race that automatically declares you valid?[/QUOTE]
The joke is Hippiestation hates furries, and the majority of people who play cats on Hippie are either furries, or people who got cat-banned(which only happens when you pull some shitlery, but not bad enough to get actually banned from the server). Rules-wise, cats are 100% valid, and they are prohibited from attacking anybody in response to being attacked.
There's also the issue that people who generally play as cats are terrible players [I]outside[/I] of Hippiestation, too.
So Hippie got a new lobby screen...
[T]http://i.imgur.com/ENIe87t.png[/T]
[URL="https://github.com/tgstation/tgstation/pull/20326"]Did someone say coders/players divide?[/URL]
[QUOTE=Limed00d;51003722][URL="https://github.com/tgstation/tgstation/pull/20326"]Did someone say coders/players divide?[/URL][/QUOTE]
Dual-sword players are surprisingly easy to deal with and in just two little words
"Space Lube"
Even if the fucker has noslips and adrenals, just drop some lube behind yourself and run to his slipped up body and snatch his weapon.
But I forgot that half the /tg/ coders don't ever play the game and when that half does they get all manbaby.
[QUOTE=thisguy123;51003888]But I forgot that half the /tg/ coders don't ever play the game and when that half does they get all manbaby.[/QUOTE]
exactly my problem with tg
they just balance shit around themselves and not the actual playerbase
[QUOTE=thisguy123;51003888]Dual-sword players are surprisingly easy to deal with and in just two little words
"Space Lube"
Even if the fucker has noslips and adrenals, just drop some lube behind yourself and run to his slipped up body and snatch his weapon.
But I forgot that half the /tg/ coders don't ever play the game and when that half does they get all manbaby.[/QUOTE]
Here's an easier way to deal with them.
Yourself.
As in, get killed, get autocloned, throw your previous body at murderboning joe, make them drop their weapon, give them a taste of their own medicine.
Easy peasy.
[QUOTE=Onule;51004030]Here's an easier way to deal with them.
Yourself.
As in, get killed, get autocloned, throw your previous body at murderboning joe, make them drop their weapon, give them a taste of their own medicine.
Easy peasy.[/QUOTE]
An Esworder came at me once while I had my backpack in my hands, the first hit knocked me down, the second hit never came... he shook me awake, I picked up my bag and ran off. It took me (and probably him) and good few seconds to realise that he had accidentally shoved his esword in my bag and because he was spam clicking, hastened my recovery.
He never came back for his e-sword.
[QUOTE=Rats808;51002218]Joined Hippie station, spawned as a Cat just to see how long I could survive.
About ten minutes later, there were 3 cats(including me) on the Bridge, all alive, and for a few moments we were all fine.
And then a horde of assistants climbed in and started trying to kill us, and we eventually all died.
And [I]then[/I] the Singularity escaped and ate the Supermatter, and then started eating the rest of the station. The shuttle got called.
ETA: 25 minutes
[editline]4th September 2016[/editline]
[t]http://i.imgur.com/EgM7XTq.png[/t][/QUOTE]
Hey, I was one of the cats! I think I was the last one to live before I got executed in security.
The round after that I was still a cat and managed to roll traitor. I decided to not bother with my goals and try to do something I always wanted to do: Make myself the only person to escape. I bought an emag, a toolbox, a military belt, C4, and a hardsuit and got to work.
I took apart all of the escape pod windows and chairs early into the round to make sure they had no air. I then got rid of most all the windows in escape and welded the exterior doors that would lead to the shuttle. I fucked around for a while, ruining atmos and fucking with people in medbay, until the shuttle got called. That's when I made my move, getting rid of a window in the shuttle bridge and emagging the shuttle.
10 seconds later I was out of there. Some engineer traitor tried to break into the shuttle before it launched, but failed thankfully. When it docked at centcomm the round end report said only 1 person escaped, which was really nice. Fucked over so many people at a cat. I think I had to originally steal the blueprints or something.
watched a miner that spent his shift breaking shit fool a traitor by saying fake codewords to him, which he didnt catch on to at all and responded with real codewords. the miner played along and suddenly the two were best buds, until the miner backstabbed the guy, took his rodgun and gave him a taste of his own medicine.
[QUOTE=thisguy123;51004073]An Esworder came at me once while I had my backpack in my hands, the first hit knocked me down, the second hit never came... he shook me awake, I picked up my bag and ran off. It took me (and probably him) and good few seconds to realise that he had accidentally shoved his esword in my bag and because he was spam clicking, hastened my recovery.
He never came back for his e-sword.[/QUOTE]
My last round last night, I was the mime, and I started my round by making an IED, stunprod(with no battery), and spear. I ran around poking people with the stunprod, threw the spear into a hallway and let someone else take it, and then TRIED to set the IED off in an empty part of the hallway, but it exploded in my hands.
And then I walked past the bridge as some guy was getting searched. Right after they took his bag off, I went to poke him with my stunprod, but they moved him, so the prod went in his bag instead. I didn't want to break my vow, so I just stared until they walked off toward the brig with him.
And then I got murdered by commitee in Tool Storage, by what I can only assume was a group of Changelings(because it was a tatorling round, and they tried to take my ID and body after I died).
So I was the captain the other round, a shitter chemist thermited their way into my office so I dragged them to the brig, they broke out so the officered brigged them again, for funsies I implanted them with a tracking implant.
There are two amusing things you can do with a tracking implant, one is you can send a message directly to their brain via the prisoner management console. [I]"One day while Andy was masturbating..."[/I]
The second is it acts as a tracking beacon for teleporters, I knew this shitter had a penchant for taking implants out (One rev round I implanted them and they removed the implant and got themselves RE-reved) so I waited till they were in the medbay, teleported, smacked them down and and stole the scalpel before running off.
I tracked them for a little longer, they went into robotics, so i waited 30 seconds, went back to the teleporter, primed a flash and tossed it in. Ten seconds later I bump into the RD who was worried about a random flashbang in robotics. Supposedly said chemist was really pissed off.
You guys got any idea for the domain honk.im? I bought it two years ago but never put anything more than a video of a clown on it.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/XO2R3Ht.png[/IMG]
Paradise had to un-shill the quartermaster last night after everyone started charging for deliveries.
[QUOTE=CobaltCrysis;51034222][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/XO2R3Ht.png[/IMG]
Paradise had to un-shill the quartermaster last night after everyone started charging for deliveries.[/QUOTE]
This reminds me of the time I cut power to cargo because the QM wouldn't deliver my orders. He assaulted me for it and sec arrested and brig'd him.
Yeouch... lately i've been playing a fair amount of captain on hippie and dear god when the greytide gets going it's insufferable. It's impossible to go out because if you do some shit will slip you and take your id.
Still i had this long as fuck ling round where me and the CMO busted the AI for being a dick "it opened it upload doors and set the turrets to lethal for no real reason. We changed it's laws, went to the core and carded it to make sure, simple enough corporate lawset, then we set the teleporter to the testing lab... and it reset the location to the toxins test site just after I went in, luckily the CMO (who was renamed to head of the asylum after getting their ID stolen so I gave the all access because I needed a buddy) was able to yell out for help and scramble over to the mass driver.
After letting them in we met up with the nerds in science who had been busy doing things, they got mats from mining and now had a good amount of tech. They gave ups a couple Prototype SMG's and a shittonne of ammo in exchange for opening all the boxes.
So Now I had two SMG's one with fire ammo, one with toxic and about four spare reloads for each. We got some telescopic shields and went prowling maint, in the end by the time we found any changelings they had Horror form, we managed to surprise one in cargonia trying to saw the head off a dude and saved his life but he got away before we could cremate them.
After a long winded game of cat and mouse, with everyone being slow as fuck due to hunger and minor damage (I was pulling the CMO half he time as they were lagging) we keep trying to find more lings and have a fight in engineering between one pluckily annoying ling at the airlock to the path to the AI sat. We keep popping in and out exchanging volleys of fire and our toxic SMG's do a fair amount of damage but in the end he could just nope off into space scott free as there's no slowdown when using a jetpack.
We resolve to go get suits, mine was robbed some 30 seconds into the round so we have to get into EVA. We don suits and call the shuttle for about the fifth time today making the round in nearly an hours long murder boning [I]Spam recalling[/I] [I]STUN AND ARM BLADING![/I] [I][U]HORROR LINGS ROAMING THE HALLS,[/U][/I] [U][I][B]ABSOLUTE FUCK-FEST OF OF A ROUND!!![/B][/I][/U]
[B]DEAR GOD WHY ARE LINGS SUCH A CANCEROUS ANTAGS TO PLAY AGAINST?![/B]
In any case we tracked down every last fucking communications console, took the board out and sat tight for the shuttle hoping to avoid more lings. One guy came into my office and sat by the last console on the station.,.. which i promplty shot out, crit the guy, searchied his shit and found ANOTHER communications board and the CE's ID (whom had been dead for well over half an hour by this point) He called me a fag and that he was calling the ERT, I take the baord and throw him in medbay cryo, if he's a ling he ain't getting this board back, if he ain't he ain't getting out of that tube before the five min unrecallable cut off.
So we chill by escape in space and lo and behold that one changeling from engineering is back, he can shoot us through the glass with his disabler but out guns hit like a truck if the land. The thing is he had a jetpack and adrenaline sacs, we kept playing cat and mouse before at last he struck me down with a last lucky disable, Not willing to leave it to change he drags me into space, keeps toggling between stun and armblade till my head flies clean off. The CMO kept yelling for me over the radio, all I could do was blurt out one last [I]"He got me..."[/I] before I was incapacitated.
The ling eventually came back and killed my buddy... and escaped on the sec pod, the only ling to survive out of seven I do believe. The rest were killed in several large shuttle bombs.
All in all a roller-coaster of a round that epitomised the best and worst in ss13, one of these days I need to record some of this shit and make a time lapse or two.
Balls deep in an intense medical round someone let their RP get too intimate.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/PKvxpD9.png[/IMG]
Rip cat
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