Space Station 13 v12 - The Tide Awakens - Games

[QUOTE=Killowatt;51304357]Assistant took my belt on hippie, so I took her bat She tries to get it back from me so I pull her out of cloning and pull out all of her teeth I did this because if I recall she did this to another assistant for some other reason She ghosts and tells me I'm salty in OOC after the round ends :( [editline]3rd November 2016[/editline] Next round the same assistant who became HoP and I hanged a shitler in her office yes[/QUOTE] So that was you eh? I was the mime that tried to stop you

[QUOTE=Captain Kep;51308958]So that was you eh? I was the mime that tried to stop you[/QUOTE] yea its funny cause at the end of the round i realized i was a tator that whole time

Is it unethical to remove someone's butt whilst they're in the middle of surgery for cybernetic limbs? Seems a fair trade to me.

[QUOTE=GordonZombie;51322649]Is it unethical to remove someone's butt whilst they're in the middle of surgery for cybernetic limbs? Seems a fair trade to me.[/QUOTE] Only if you don't make a buttbot, I mean its just a waste otherwise.

[QUOTE=GordonZombie;51322649]Is it unethical to remove someone's butt whilst they're in the middle of surgery for cybernetic limbs? Seems a fair trade to me.[/QUOTE] Nothing is unethical if you're a clown masquerading as a doctor.

Meanwhile, I've been coding.... [video=youtube;8wXLABL9itQ]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wXLABL9itQ&feature=youtu.be[/video] Not finished, but it's still going to be evil as fuck.

[QUOTE=thisguy123;51323368]Meanwhile, I've been coding.... [video=youtube;8wXLABL9itQ]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wXLABL9itQ&feature=youtu.be[/video] Not finished, but it's still going to be evil as fuck.[/QUOTE] this is getting too kinky for me

attn all spriters i am seeking our "president"'s """hair""" in the form of a hairstyle sprite for SS13 i will PR this hairstyle to every codebase in """"""honor"""""" of the election this has been put out to all codebase communities, contact me with a sprite via irc or discord or some shit when it's done

""""""""""""""""quotations""""""""""""""""" I am """"""""""""""""""not"""""""""""" """"""""""""""""""""""""mocking"""""""""""""""""""""" our """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""president""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" in any way shape or "form." Random posts like that aren't going to get you sprites most likely, unless someone is already in the process of doing it.

[QUOTE=iamgoofball;51342806]attn all spriters i am seeking our "president"'s """hair""" in the form of a hairstyle sprite for SS13 i will PR this hairstyle to every codebase in """"""honor"""""" of the election this has been put out to all codebase communities, contact me with a sprite via irc or discord or some shit when it's done[/QUOTE] Why is it a hairstyle and not a "hat". :smug:

So as as tribute to SS13 and it's most robust crew member, I decided to make Banana Honk in bartender course I was attending. To be fair, I feel like I screwed up on aspect of looks. [QUOTE][IMG]http://puu.sh/seCYO/7943378142.JPG[/IMG][/QUOTE] Edit: Fixed, no longer flipped to the side.

[QUOTE=LtGrey;51353415]So as as tribute to SS13 and it's most robust crew member, I decided to make Banana Honk in bartender course I was attending. To be fair, I feel like I screwed up on aspect of looks. Edit: And it's flipped sideways. I'll try to fix it meanwhile.[/QUOTE] How does it taste?

[QUOTE=EmperorVagak;51353436]How does it taste?[/QUOTE] Tasted like a toolbox in face followed up by several honks. But in reality it tasted pretty sweet.

[media]http://youtu.be/wjyNrGUD2SI[/media]

[I]It's fiiiiiniiiiiisssshed![/I] [video]https://youtu.be/z44aHOUNO6c[/video] Available to medical staff and clowns... [B]HONK HONK!! [/B]Or it will be, if it gets approved and merged.

[t]http://i.imgur.com/FXCnrG8.png[/t] God help us. :surrender: [editline]13th November 2016[/editline] Nevermind, the second one ate the first one after eating a chunk of Cargo, while the first one was still 2x2.

So on hippie I was playing as WAR ops, I died and the shuttle left but two operatives with blastco gear got on the shuttle. One blew up in the back of the shuttle and one blew up right by the cockpit, everyone on the shuttle was dead... bar one. [t]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/9488680/Evenindeaththeystillserve%21%21.PNG[/t] The captain died but his body never slid off the shuttle and won a crew Major victory.

Well I learned how to build a computer on goon that can remotely open any door on the station regardless of access, and I im also working on being able to control guardbuddies as well as call the shuttle and all sorts of other things, possibly gaining control of telepads, power, and the medbay sleepers.

[QUOTE=mecaguy03;51374263]Well I learned how to build a computer on goon that can remotely open any door on the station regardless of access, and I im also working on being able to control guardbuddies as well as call the shuttle and all sorts of other things, possibly gaining control of telepads, power, and the medbay sleepers.[/QUOTE] good lord if you somehow managed to learn that fucking computer code they wrote for the in-game station OS you could do anything

[QUOTE=MendozaMan;51374869]good lord if you somehow managed to learn that fucking computer code they wrote for the in-game station OS you could do anything[/QUOTE] Literally [I]anything[/I].

when im in tech storage [video]https://youtu.be/terRK22VXT4[/video] So I found out I can do my thing from a portable terminal, although it seems all the fun stuff requires a password that only the heads have, and its randomized each round. However I also found that secure lockers DO use the wireless and that if im within range when a head unlocks a secure locker, I can get the code. Also just found out the air alarms are on the wireless net, so I can remotely siphon the air out of any room with an air controller. The fire alarms are also networked so I can trigger fire alarms anywhere too.

[QUOTE=mecaguy03;51380509]when im in tech storage [video]https://youtu.be/terRK22VXT4[/video] So I found out I can do my thing from a portable terminal, although it seems all the fun stuff requires a password that only the heads have, and its randomized each round. However I also found that secure lockers DO use the wireless and that if im within range when a head unlocks a secure locker, I can get the code. Also just found out the air alarms are on the wireless net, so I can remotely siphon the air out of any room with an air controller. The fire alarms are also networked so I can trigger fire alarms anywhere too.[/QUOTE] want to share the code with me?

Such power is too dangerous, I dont really feel comfortable with sharing it unless I trust that person to use it discretely.

i dont even play ss13 anymore [editline]20th November 2016[/editline] thats a lie i was on CM last night with a friend

[QUOTE=mecaguy03;51380509]when im in tech storage [video]https://youtu.be/terRK22VXT4[/video] So I found out I can do my thing from a portable terminal, although it seems all the fun stuff requires a password that only the heads have, and its randomized each round. However I also found that secure lockers DO use the wireless and that if im within range when a head unlocks a secure locker, I can get the code. Also just found out the air alarms are on the wireless net, so I can remotely siphon the air out of any room with an air controller. The fire alarms are also networked so I can trigger fire alarms anywhere too.[/QUOTE] You can get the code with some magic in tech storage :sci101: [editline]22nd November 2016[/editline] The code is pretty easy to get.

I fucking suck at everything I try at SS13, for example my first game as Xenobiologist went well at first; but then I bred gold slimes. I wanted to see what would happen if I injected it with plasma but had the common sense to bring up the guide and realize it spawns hostile xenos. So I went to the containment pen and injected the extract. Then the gravity went out and I panicked and threw it in the pen, it hit the wall and bounced back right in front of my face when it went off and spawned a killer tomato, pine tree, and alien queen which was quick to tear me limb from limb. Then they proceeded to destroy the research ring and the AI calling me a idiot. But I still have fun so whatever

[QUOTE=Captain Kep;51412761]I fucking suck at everything I try at SS13, for example my first game as Xenobiologist went well at first; but then I bred gold slimes. I wanted to see what would happen if I injected it with plasma but had the common sense to bring up the guide and realize it spawns hostile xenos. So I went to the containment pen and injected the extract. Then the gravity went out and I panicked and threw it in the pen, it hit the wall and bounced back right in front of my face when it went off and spawned a killer tomato, pine tree, and alien queen which was quick to tear me limb from limb. Then they proceeded to destroy the research ring and the AI calling me a idiot. But I still have fun so whatever[/QUOTE] You are more competent than half the people in Science at any given time, so you're good!

half the fun's in not knowing what you're doing anyway

[t]http://i.imgur.com/Q2SvLkA.png[/t] The singularity paid a visit while I was trying to escape on the engineering escape pod. This is incredibly awkward.

As a clown I went around slipping people and taking their shoes. I built a shoe museum! [thumb]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/9488680/Shoeseium.png[/thumb] The admins donated a few rarer articles.