Space Station 13 v12 - The Tide Awakens - Games

Was a standard round as a clown on Hippie, then a geneticist came up and asked if I wanted to "grow big", I had completely misunderstood what she meant. [IMG]http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk166/kepling14/clown_zps3egetqxj.png[/IMG] She kept growing me until I easily dominated the station with my glorious sprite. However, others didn't take too kindly to my beautiful stature. Here was my final height as I lied dieing on medbay floor: [IMG]http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk166/kepling14/clown%202_zpsey81xhhj.png[/IMG]

[QUOTE=iamgoofball;51541324]You're on, will write a PM soon, here's my resume [url]http://www.colonial-marines.com/viewtopic.php?f=117&t=9192&p=96749#p96749[/url] [editline]16th December 2016[/editline] Also, guncrafting. [IMG]https://cloud.githubusercontent.com/assets/4081722/21282343/dafbfdc2-c3a8-11e6-98ae-58a1258a680c.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] goofball i love you and the application is truly a highlight of the ss13 community

[QUOTE=iamgoofball;51541324]You're on, will write a PM soon, here's my resume [url]http://www.colonial-marines.com/viewtopic.php?f=117&t=9192&p=96749#p96749[/url] [editline]16th December 2016[/editline] Also, guncrafting. [IMG]https://cloud.githubusercontent.com/assets/4081722/21282343/dafbfdc2-c3a8-11e6-98ae-58a1258a680c.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] Always did find it funny how a "Prototype SMG" was nothing more than a regular as fuck SMG but because "lol Science" it needs silver. The worst offender was the modular receiver which needed some pretty heft tech levels to make a shitty shotgun out of scrap and duct tape.

It's good to see that Roboticist Department actually has an official hymn. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4Mk5BEjPx0[/media]

Today in /tg/station, kudzu strikes again. [t]http://i.imgur.com/C91Y5fu.png[/t] [t]http://i.imgur.com/p0NhoEa.png[/t] [t]http://i.imgur.com/gNhOQwI.png[/t] This, + aliens, living supermatter shards, and bloodthirsty festivus poles, and abductors. It was a pretty strange round. [editline] [/editline] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/jILWulQ.png[/IMG]

Merry Honkmas! [i]HONK[/i]!!!

I really want to have /TG/s kudzu stuff ported to /VG/

vg was supposed to have a snowmap with snow stuff for christmas but christmas is ruined because all the stuff was assigned under one PR so once one thing had issues, the entire thing was delayed ipr ipr rip r ipp here have sneak peeks by urs truly [img]https://a.pomf.cat/uaubsl.png[/img]

The Snow map was extremely fun while it was up for the short while. I was mining outside in the snow when I just hear on my radio that HoS is yelling for help because he got lost in the woods. Then I went out of the mining area and nearly got myself lost in the wilderness. Good stuff.

there's a test server set up for the snow station to see What Went Wrong(tm), and holy jesus it's everything i've ever wanted this terrible hut is terrible but it's mine damn it, I made it with nothing but a zippo and a hatchet and then you leave it in order to hunt deers on your snow mobile, and then a wendingo tricks you that is if you don't manage to cut yourself with an axe because shadows are an extension of you, when you click them you click yourself

ah man i missed the snow map, wheres the test server for it?

[QUOTE=Solomon;51596210]ah man i missed the snow map, wheres the test server for it?[/QUOTE] it was only up for like 3 hours without crashes so now they're just fixing up visual stuff and adding more features, you should hang around in the veegee station discord, they usually announce it there

[del]i should hang myself instead[/del] can you invite me to the discord

So today i found a way to produce power from junk hitting an electrified grille in tg [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/xu0GiDx.png[/IMG]

Is Goonstation still a laggy unplayable mess (as it always has been) or was a miracle cure found that lowers lag? Honestly the only thing that stops me coming back is the lag. I fucking love this game to bits, it's one of the few that causes me to laugh out loud, but the lag makes it nigh unplayable.

didn't they introduce a feature that majorly reduces lag a little while back?

[QUOTE=StrawberryClock;51600173]didn't they introduce a feature that majorly reduces lag a little while back?[/QUOTE] 10 canister bombs don't even lag it anymore. You just go from mucking about the station to pure nothingness and talking in dead chat.

Holy. Fucking. Shit. There's literally no lag and it's a 1 hour long game I just joined. I am ridiculously happy, best Christmas present ever. Cheers guys! [editline]30th December 2016[/editline] How'd they end up fixing the lag? Really curious.

BYOND had an update a while ago that re-did the way Dreamseeker decides what order to handle shit in, or something like that, and it massively reduced the time it takes for a lot of shit to happen.

Speechless. Just witnessed a bomb go off that I was in the dead center of, literally no lag. It was fucking incredible.

Its also worth nothing that goonstation basically removed atmos and replaced it with a really simple version that has way less depth to it but its alot faster (correct me if im wrong its been a while)

[QUOTE=archival;51602667]Its also worth nothing that goonstation basically removed atmos and replaced it with a really simple version that has way less depth to it but its alot faster (correct me if im wrong its been a while)[/QUOTE] I haven't played goon in a year but yeah they definitely did that.

[IMG]https://i.gyazo.com/3c0052b69c56d5630816158e27cf0343.png[/IMG] Battle of the century. Satan vs Batman. Literally Satan - his actual name - spawned in (Admin, we all figured), and this shithead in a Batman costume kept fucking with his gimmick by constantly attacking him and interrupting Satan when he was getting crewmembers to sign on his infernal contract.

[QUOTE=loopoo;51610616][IMG]https://i.gyazo.com/3c0052b69c56d5630816158e27cf0343.png[/IMG] Battle of the century. Satan vs Batman. Literally Satan - his actual name - spawned in (Admin, we all figured), and this shithead in a Batman costume kept fucking with his gimmick by constantly attacking him and interrupting Satan when he was getting crewmembers to sign on his infernal contract.[/QUOTE] How is he a shithead? Seems like he is trying to be a pillar of justice.

[QUOTE=SgtPsychic;51599037]So today i found a way to produce power from junk hitting an electrified grille in tg [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/xu0GiDx.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] this is fucking genius

[QUOTE=BadderSanta;51610771]How is he a shithead? Seems like he is trying to be a pillar of justice.[/QUOTE] Cause attempting to beat a guy to death multiple times just cause he's playing the part of Satan is a pretty dumb thing to do, especially when it was clear to everyone that the guy playing Literally Satan put a shit tonne of time and effort into making his role fun for the whole station. He was selling infinite bees, if you signed your name on his contract, you got one. But Batman kept running in everytime and scaring people off and nonstop pushing Satan over and trying to beat him to death with a spear.

[QUOTE=loopoo;51612070]Cause attempting to beat a guy to death multiple times just cause he's playing the part of Satan is a pretty dumb thing to do, especially when it was clear to everyone that the guy playing Literally Satan put a shit tonne of time and effort into making his role fun for the whole station. He was selling infinite bees, if you signed your name on his contract, you got one. But Batman kept running in everytime and scaring people off and nonstop pushing Satan over and trying to beat him to death with a spear.[/QUOTE] [I]Not the hero the station needs, but the one it deserves.[/I]

Played a round where I got mindslaved, the traitor made 6 Cannister Bombs. No joke, guys, the entire fucking station was obliterated. The emergency shuttle came and it was just sitting in space. There was no escape arm. No medbay. No nothing. The only things that survived were permanent things, like the weird Medbay People Scanning machine things. It was unreal. All we heard was the explosions happening, then a solid 2 minutes later the entire station just disappears. The fucking Wizard kept trying to kill me despite me yelling "Yo, just an FYI, I'm traitor and shit's about to explode so we NEED TO RUN". He ended up surviving in the end, surprisingly, cause I think he just teleported after he ass-blasted me.

[QUOTE=loopoo;51612070]Cause attempting to beat a guy to death multiple times just cause he's playing the part of Satan is a pretty dumb thing to do, especially when it was clear to everyone that the guy playing Literally Satan put a shit tonne of time and effort into making his role fun for the whole station. He was selling infinite bees, if you signed your name on his contract, you got one. But Batman kept running in everytime and scaring people off and nonstop pushing Satan over and trying to beat him to death with a spear.[/QUOTE] Oh? Putting a huge amount of effort into a round in an attempt to discover something/get other people involved gets ruined? It's almost like its SS13.

[QUOTE=loopoo;51612070]Cause attempting to beat a guy to death multiple times just cause he's playing the part of Satan is a pretty dumb thing to do, especially when it was clear to everyone that the guy playing Literally Satan put a shit tonne of time and effort into making his role fun for the whole station. He was selling infinite bees, if you signed your name on his contract, you got one. But Batman kept running in everytime and scaring people off and nonstop pushing Satan over and trying to beat him to death with a spear.[/QUOTE] Honestly so long as the batman never actually wanted to KILL the devil that sounds funny as fuck. Bee Selling Satan vs Discount Batman sounds like one of those hilarious emergent gameplay moments only ss13 can produce.