[QUOTE=thisguy123;51616019]Honestly so long as the batman never actually wanted to KILL the devil that sounds funny as fuck.
Bee Selling Satan vs Discount Batman sounds like one of those hilarious emergent gameplay moments only ss13 can produce.[/QUOTE]
Nah, Batman was going ham. Was one of those silent-killer-types too, where they don't respond to "Why are you trying to kill me?" questions. He had one of those spears and was actively stabbing Satan when he was on the ground.
Ultimately, Satan got out alright and the round was hilarious, but it just annoys me when I see people being shitters just for the sake of being shitters. Like when there's a Wizard on a low pop server (a total of 8 people online), and he tries to be chill and just potter about the station practicing Chemistry or Genetics, and then some Sec or Captain runs along and kills him for no reason, so he's stuck waiting for a new round for an hour. Makes me feel bad for him, since I know if he wanted to, he could kill a shit tonne of people.
So basically what someone did is they made a scheduler for ss13, so now when tons of shit happens the game doesnt try to process it all at once and instead spreads them out over more frames. One way to think of it is that it smooths out the serverside fps.
[url]https://github.com/HippieStationCode/HippieStation13/pull/3242[/url]
This got merged.
What it did, is that it gave one specific ckey a 30% chance to scream with a custom sound (the roblox death sound) every tick, with no cooldown.
Allegedly the person in question died every round of oxyloss.
He screamed to death. Every time.
This wasn't supposed to be merged.
[QUOTE=Limed00d;51617051][url]https://github.com/HippieStationCode/HippieStation13/pull/3242[/url]
This got merged.
What it did, is that it gave one specific ckey a 30% chance to scream with a custom sound (the roblox death sound) every tick, with no cooldown.
Allegedly the person in question died every round of oxyloss.
He screamed to death. Every time.
This wasn't supposed to be merged.[/QUOTE]
It was reverted a day later, I hope we keep this code on the backburner and re-implement it during april fools day cept EVERYONE has a small% chance to be afflicted with the screaming death syndrome.
Just make it a high risk virus you get from the viro crate tbh, it'd be great
robloxitis, nitroyoshitis, flux syndrome
[QUOTE=loopoo;51616675]Nah, Batman was going ham. Was one of those silent-killer-types too, where they don't respond to "Why are you trying to kill me?" questions. He had one of those spears and was actively stabbing Satan when he was on the ground.
Ultimately, Satan got out alright and the round was hilarious, but it just annoys me when I see people being shitters just for the sake of being shitters. Like when there's a Wizard on a low pop server (a total of 8 people online), and he tries to be chill and just potter about the station practicing Chemistry or Genetics, and then some Sec or Captain runs along and kills him for no reason, so he's stuck waiting for a new round for an hour. Makes me feel bad for him, since I know if he wanted to, he could kill a shit tonne of people.[/QUOTE]
That sounds like a shitload of fun
Have you ever played ss13 b4
The Satan thing was crazy fun, I signed the contract in another round he did and got turned into a mummy and had all my organs fall out.
I've played ss13 before but still, attempting to kill someone when you're non-antag, especially when they're doing a cool and fun gimmick, is bad form.
[QUOTE=loopoo;51626235]The Satan thing was crazy fun, I signed the contract in another round he did and got turned into a mummy and had all my organs fall out.
I've played ss13 before but still, attempting to kill someone when you're non-antag, especially when they're doing a cool and fun gimmick, is bad form.[/QUOTE]
He is Batman.
The guy he is trying to kill is Satan.
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[QUOTE=BadderSanta;51638277]He is Batman.
The guy he is trying to kill is Satan.
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Bat-Man doesn't kill people
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[QUOTE=Rats808;51638701]Bat-Man doesn't kill people
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he's clearly playing as zack snyder's batman
to be fair, there is a version of batman that DOES kill people and I think Zak's batman is him.
[editline]8th January 2017[/editline]
no i didnt basically reiterate his post just cause i wanted to show off my batman trivia skills
the only batman that kills people is the batman with a toolbox
robust batman
My first (proper) experience with this game:
Start off as a Clerk in a giftshop, someone tries to rob me so I punch them a bunch and throw out. I get bored because no-one comes in (why would they it's just toys) so I go to the bar, drink a bunch. The barman offers me a ride in a box, he almost gets arrested twice while running around the station with me in a box. I adopt a mimekitten and accidentally throw it with a knife, I end it's suffering, the cook butchers the cat and cooks it.
Apparently during this a zombie outbreak happened, I didn't see any zombies though. Also a cult opened a portal to free some clockwork god and chaos started ensuing. I just went into the medbay and injected a load of some stuff. Xenomorphs kidnapped me while I was high, ending me. The clockwork god was summoned but didn't get to do anything before the round ended.
Played some rounds as a Janitor after that which were a lot less exciting, but it was fun running around and watching people slip
[editline]8th January 2017[/editline]
This game is awesome, I've been playing on the Yogstation 13 server. Gonna try other roles too
[QUOTE=CLungcancer;51641430]My first (proper) experience with this game:
Start off as a Clerk in a giftshop, someone tries to rob me so I punch them a bunch and throw out. I get bored because no-one comes in (why would they it's just toys) so I go to the bar, drink a bunch. The barman offers me a ride in a box, he almost gets arrested twice while running around the station with me in a box. I adopt a mimekitten and accidentally throw it with a knife, I end it's suffering, the cook butchers the cat and cooks it.
Apparently during this a zombie outbreak happened, I didn't see any zombies though. Also a cult opened a portal to free some clockwork god and chaos started ensuing. I just went into the medbay and injected a load of some stuff. Xenomorphs kidnapped me while I was high, ending me. The clockwork god was summoned but didn't get to do anything before the round ended.
Played some rounds as a Janitor after that which were a lot less exciting, but it was fun running around and watching people slip
[editline]8th January 2017[/editline]
This game is awesome, I've been playing on the Yogstation 13 server. Gonna try other roles too[/QUOTE]
Welcome to SS13, glad you enjoyed it. It is a game like no other and wouldn't work without its 2D sprites. If you want to give other servers a go, I'll keep recommending /VG/ station because of its good pop count, good updates, and friendly community. You have to google it and find its website to join the server though. Same can be said about goonstation but that's a whole 'nother beast entirely (gameplay wise) but the premise is the same.
[QUOTE=Rats808;51638701]Bat-Man doesn't kill people
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Satan isn't a person though. He's a devil. Checkmate.
I personally don't like any other spacestation servers beside Paradise, It just feels more alive and complete particularly with the events that occur.
Had a go at Yog, Just dead quiet most of the time and seems to lack depth...also those doors are ugly as fuck.
Hippie, Just overall chaos that it's unenjoyable as you're likely to get shot from a medical officer with a syringe gun just so they can perform an operation on you, While a clown beats your head in.
Goon, The Map is weird as hell, The speed is ridiculous, The UI looks old, Stuff is quite overly complicated(which i quite like) However just like Hippie it's fucking chaos every round. - Although interesting with the amount of stuff they have ingame.
I've yet to try /VG/ although i'll give it ago.
did paradise ever get rid of the fox race?
Gang of Crabs visit Medbay:
[QUOTE]Rebux the Unyielding Soil has pinches Daxus!
Jikkachakkita gasps.
Theezor the Undying has pinches Daxus!
Rebux the Unyielding Soil has been attacked with the crowbar by Daxus.
This weapon is ineffective, it does no damage.
Rebux the Unyielding Soil has pinches Daxus!
Clippers the Regal has pinches Daxus!
Theezor the Undying has pinches Daxus!
Rebux the Unyielding Soil has been attacked with the crowbar by Daxus.
This weapon is ineffective, it does no damage.
Clippers the Regal has pinches Daxus!
Rebux the Unyielding Soil has pinches Daxus!
Theezor the Undying has pinches Daxus!
Rebux the Unyielding Soil has been attacked with the crowbar by Daxus.
This weapon is ineffective, it does no damage.
Clippers the Regal has pinches Daxus!
Theezor the Undying has pinches Daxus!
Clippers the Regal has pinches Daxus!
Rebux the Unyielding Soil has been attacked with the crowbar by Daxus.
This weapon is ineffective, it does no damage.
Theezor the Undying has pinches Daxus!
Jikkachakkita gasps.
Clippers the Regal has pinches Daxus!
Theezor the Undying has pinches Daxus!
Clippers the Regal has pinches Daxus!
Rebux the Unyielding Soil has pinches Daxus!
Theezor the Undying has pinches Daxus!
Rebux the Unyielding Soil has been attacked with the crowbar by Daxus.
This weapon is ineffective, it does no damage.
Jikkachakkita gasps.
Jikkachakkita gasps.
[06:49] [Common] Stefan Loeffler says, "Security, I've opened the research wing for you"
This weapon is ineffective, it does no damage.
[06:49] [Common] Troyka C-33 says, "Everyone put on a mask or something, Virology just opened."
Jikkachakkita gasps.
[06:49] Sierra Thao says, "Nah, this stops now."
[06:49] Daxus declares, "SHIT MUTHAFUCKA', SHIT!"
Daxus shudders violently for a moment, then becomes motionless, its eyes slowly darkening.
You hear a laser blast!
You hear a laser blast![/QUOTE]
New guncrafting sprites
[IMG]https://cloud.githubusercontent.com/assets/4081722/21876173/ac5b4602-d835-11e6-8637-f495b6a1ee0f.png[/IMG]
Marshal Karafar exclaims, "Is that a breach in the medbay?!"
Marshal Karafar asks, "What's going on in there?"
Mission Transmitter [Death Alarm] states, "A crew member has died in Medbay."
Does lifeweb still exist, by the way?
Wasn't the owner arrested because of drugs or something?
It still exists. IIRC Randy got arrested which I think just shut the servers down for a week or two, but they brought it back up.
There's also a new map, and a bunch of new jobs and some new restrictions to old jobs, but for the most part it's still the same game.
So as an aside Hippie has said he does not want to fund or host Hippiestation himself anymore, which is a shame but It's been nearly three years probably making it the most successful pop-up "Facepunch" server there was.
I still feel nostalgic every time I watch this vid I remeber seeing here all those years ago.
[video=youtube;GvJrYBacI5U]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvJrYBacI5U[/video]
Although not to worry, new hosts are being chosen from what I hear so the server will just move boxes. Considering Hippie has been hands off for ages now not much will change if at all.
Still, thanks for keeping it up for so long despite hating the mess it became Hippie. Just keep making vids about clowns and their antics.
Still love how Hippiestation has been a much larger success than the self-proclaimed "Facepunch" Station could ever be.
I remember logging onto Hippiestation on day one (I was the CKEY "Tempchar1" in the video) and thinking the server was fun but like the few other servers that facepunchers attempted to set up, it would die within a month or two at most. Now Hippie is what I would call a "tier 2" server in terms of popularity, the other tier 2's being Yog and TG and maybe Aurora.
Although Hippie will probably never be as popular as Paradise or Colonial Marines, it really makes me happy to see that one facepuncher has created a server that has offered a fun and relaxed environment for new and old players alike.
[QUOTE=Col.Rebel;51709779]
Although Hippie will probably never be as popular as Paradise or Colonial Marines, it really makes me happy to see that one facepuncher has created a server that has offered a fun and [B]relaxed[/B] environment for new and old players alike.[/QUOTE]
As someone who's been around long enough to contributed to the actual codebase I can assure you it ain't that relaxed these days the regulars got really good.
I think it's pretty legendary how successful hippiestation has been throughout its history.
the biggest change in host might be the host being more involved in coding and decision-making, acting as a fourth headmin
Would you like to see yet another return of Noxstation?
[url]http://www.strawpoll.me/12184226/[/url]
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