Space Station 13 v12 - The Tide Awakens - Games

So here's a snippet from Lifeweb: Was down on my luck after getting all my shit stolen from a hobo, so after a quick trip to the inn I decided to drop by the Church to see if I can get any work. I go down into the basement level and think there's a cultist there, so I leave and and try to glance behind me, this was a mistake, as it would cause me to sag myself on the airlock. After ramming into the door, I regained consciousness and saw a bomb outside. I then went back into the basement to try and be a hero and tell people about the bomb, as soon as I see someone I yell out about the bomb. Except. I was a second too late. Daniel Wilson stands up. You need to visit a toilet. [I]OOC: Aquatin: 4 orgasms, that's not much milk.[/I] Alana Beckett makes a very loud noise. Alana Beckett makes a very loud noise. Alana Beckett makes a very loud noise. Alana Beckett makes a very loud noise. [B]Bomb blows just a second before my warning.[/B] Alana Beckett makes a weak noise. Alana Beckett's ribs were crashed! Alana Beckett makes a very loud noise. Alana Beckett's bone was fractured! Alana Beckett makes a very loud noise. Daniel Wilson gabbles, "There's a BOMB outside!" Alana Beckett lies Robby Louis on Bed. Alana Beckett makes a very loud noise. Unknown makes a very loud noise. Unknown makes a very loud noise. Unknown makes a very loud noise. Unknown pisses on floor! Unknown vomits with blood. Unknown falls over. Alana Beckett's right leg blasts into gore! Alana Beckett's left leg blasts into gore! Alana Beckett's right arm blasts into gore! Alana Beckett's left arm blasts into gore! Alana Beckett's left hand flies off in a bloody arc! Unknown's right hand flies off in a bloody arc! Unknown's left foot flies off in a bloody arc! Unknown's right foot flies off in a bloody arc! Unknown makes a very loud noise. Unknown makes a very loud noise. Unknown makes a very loud noise. Unknown makes a very loud noise. Unknown makes a very loud noise. Unknown makes a very loud noise. Unknown makes a very loud noise. Unknown makes a very loud noise. [I]OOC: Nyanlord: two were mine[/I] My mood gets worse. Daniel Wilson gabbles, "OH MY FUCKING GOD!" Daniel Wilson gabbles, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!"

[URL="https://github.com/tgstation/tgstation/pull/27245"]a pal of mine made the most important pr for tgstation[/URL]

Had my first round with romerol, went around and laced donuts with it. Later on I went into a room full of corpses and infected myself before sticking a gun into my throat and fired. Came back as a zombie and begun the zombie apocalypse.

[QUOTE=Limed00d;52235055]Had my first round with romerol, went around and laced donuts with it. Later on I went into a room full of corpses and infected myself before sticking a gun into my throat and fired. Came back as a zombie and begun the zombie apocalypse.[/QUOTE] Romoerol memes are the best. ... Till that is, you realize that zombies got nerfed and you can now tase+cuff them. You can arrest the zombie apocalypse.

[QUOTE=thisguy123;52235464]Romoerol memes are the best. ... Till that is, you realize that zombies got nerfed and you can now tase+cuff them. You can arrest the zombie apocalypse.[/QUOTE] Arrested for undead crimes [editline]16th May 2017[/editline] Lawyer gimmick: specialize in undead rights

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I could never grasp this game. I'm going to give it another shot today. All I remember of my past experience is spawning, getting knocked out with a fire extinguisher, and getting welded inside a locker

[QUOTE=Kylel999;52236410]I could never grasp this game. I'm going to give it another shot today. All I remember of my past experience is spawning, getting knocked out with a fire extinguisher, and getting welded inside a locker[/QUOTE] It's weird how when a lot people try this game for the first time, they immediately get attacked and put into an inescapable predicament, only for the round to end shortly after. It's like there's this one guy who always waits for some newbie to join to immediately thrash them and give them an appropriate feeling of what's to expect from this game.

first time i played, i saw there was a clown job and thought "oh, clown, that seems like an easy job for a first-timer." I don't remember how but i remember the last thing i saw was the chef pushing me into the gibber after spending a good amount of time welded into a locker

Generally in SS13 you just have to be prepared for the inevitable chaos.

Be prepared? Where's the fun in that! Half the fun is being totally unprepared, and having to jury rig your way out of whatever problem using the random stuff you shoved in your bag. No multitool and gloves? Hack that door with a pair of signallers and wishes.

[QUOTE=Terminutter;52240096]Be prepared? Where's the fun in that! Half the fun is being totally unprepared, and having to jury rig your way out of whatever problem using the random stuff you shoved in your bag. No multitool and gloves? Hack that door with a pair of signallers and wishes.[/QUOTE] Revs set up in viro? take apart the wall and flood the room with plasma, ignite and enjoy the fireworks!

[QUOTE=Terminutter;52240096]Be prepared? Where's the fun in that! Half the fun is being totally unprepared, and having to jury rig your way out of whatever problem using the random stuff you shoved in your bag. No multitool and gloves? Hack that door with a pair of signallers and wishes.[/QUOTE] There are many ways to be prepared, the most reliable being skills like hacking just as you pointed out. Once you have the skills to be robust you will be prepared for almost any situation.

[QUOTE=Korro Bravin;52240994]Revs set up in viro? take apart the wall and flood the room with plasma, ignite and enjoy the fireworks![/QUOTE] Nah viro is where the xenos set up, pro revs set up in the bar

/vg/ station now has a Bagel Station map, which is an offshoot of Goon's old Donut Station 2. It's pretty radical.

[QUOTE=The freeman;52246333]/vg/ station now has a Bagel Station map, which is an offshoot of Goon's old Donut Station 2. It's pretty radical.[/QUOTE] i was there for the first round played on it, the escape shuttle spawned in the middle of arrivals and escape, then left a massive void which depressurized half the station and made the (awesome new) dorms uninhabitable [editline]18th May 2017[/editline] also all the vending machines started empty and there were APCs just sitting in the middle of the main hallway [editline]18th May 2017[/editline] besides the bugs it seems like a pretty sick station

[QUOTE=Hat-Wearing Man;52244902]Nah viro is where the xenos set up, pro revs set up in the bar[/QUOTE] Actually there was one round where the Revs set up their dominator in viro, so as the CE I took my most trusty engineer buddy and we depressurized the manint corridor, then took apart the wall and stuffed a DIY flamethrower in the hole, then ignited it. Whoever failed to burn to death got spaced.

did you no: instead of meddling with the coin code in order to add an ability to flip coins, /vg/ coders added a two sided die now u kno

all i want is a comfy quartermaster round but everything is conspiring against that [editline]19th May 2017[/editline] i have been suffocated, shot, irradiated, tazed by MoMMIs, left to bleed to death in disposals, and blown up in these past few rounds. i just want to order my boxes and shuffle them around

I remember getting QM pushed onto me when all i wanted to do was play Cargo tech and move boxes And then get yelled at when i accidentally open a shuttle full of spiders I didn't ask for this shit man

Today I decided to play the game for the first time ever. Listened to my friends and tried to piece together what's happening. They tell me to pick Cargo Technician, so I do. I arrive at the station. I can't move for 3 minutes. Friend tells me to hit B. I do so and get up. Go to the cafeteria. I spend 5 minutes trying to drink orange juice but in reality it's an empty dice bag. I grab the actual orange juice and try to share it with a lizard. He hisses at me and tells me that if I try that again he'll kick my ass. I leave and try to find the cargo for 10 minutes. See tons of blood everywhere but friends say "it's normal don't worry" I find the cargo, go into it, then the gravity shuts off. I start suffocating and go into critical condition. Darkness surrounds me. Someone asks how our day was in OOC. I reply with "dying" forgetting it's OOC and not IC. Friends say "DON'T DO THAT IDIOT" I save it by typing "IRL" Then I die. Gonna play again tomorrow. I'm having lots of fun.

I was playing on tg last night as Station Engineer, roaming around looking for stuff to do early on the round when a guy with a foam armblade playing changeling started "attacking" me. Eventually I just went along and played dead, and then he dragged me to chapel to "absorb" me. It was all good fun. That was, until he extended a proboscis.

[QUOTE=Nickolas;52251112]I remember getting QM pushed onto me when all i wanted to do was play Cargo tech and move boxes And then get yelled at when i accidentally open a shuttle full of spiders I didn't ask for this shit man[/QUOTE] QM is like being a cargo tech except you get to order the cargo techs around and get access to the station's requisitions account so you can buy as many fun toys as you want

example of why QM is great, posted this to /vg/ but I will post it here because it was fun as fuck [img]http://i.imgur.com/y7vG3FP.png[/img]

Got my shit kicked in by the devil because I kept taking souls from him with employee contracts Then I incinerated his ass in chapel :cool: [editline]21st May 2017[/editline] Heinrich Ulz appears in a fiery blaze! Heinrich Ulz hisses, "OK FUCKER" Rin Kaenbyou says, "Listen" Rin Kaenbyou says, "I'm just doing MY job" Heinrich Ulz hisses, "YOU THINK ITSSS REAL FUCKING FUNNY TO SSSTEAL MY SSSOULSSS HUH" Rin Kaenbyou says, "Don't hate the player" Rin Kaenbyou says, "Hate the game" Heinrich Ulz has impaled Rin Kaenbyou in the chest with the demonic pitchfork (Wielded)!

I once gave the nuke disk to the clown and then the nuke ops thought I had the disk and shot me. Turns out none of them had their pinpointers on

I started playing again, back on Hippie, and noticed they removed the knight armor shipments. Kinda shat on my cargo knight gimmick. Now all I can do is strap up (tools, belt, gloves) and prepare myself for the eventual collapse of the station. Also its fairly hard to roll a cooperative cargo team these days.

[QUOTE=Tagger;52258144]Also its fairly hard to roll a cooperative cargo team these days.[/QUOTE] maybe on hippe, i've had some pretty great teams of cargonian knights on /vg/station

Hippe is where you go if you want to deathmatch, it's Nox 2.0 with some surface-level grief protection that is laughably easy to rule lawyer around.

[QUOTE=Tagger;52258144]I started playing again, back on Hippie, and noticed they removed the knight armor shipments. Kinda shat on my cargo knight gimmick. Now all I can do is strap up (tools, belt, gloves) and prepare myself for the eventual collapse of the station. Also its fairly hard to roll a cooperative cargo team these days.[/QUOTE] As someone who dev's for hippie I can tell ya that the only reason the knight crates aren't back is because we're in a code freeze while we prep a rebase (again,l but it's the last one this time) Just as soon as the current host gets some free time (poor lad works for a cyber security company and the attack a week ago has him working overtime) we can rebase and cargonia memes will be back in full force.