Far Cry 5 - Shoot Dirty Cultish Hipsters in Montana with guns and stuff - Games

Poor Boomer. I feel like he's always getting hit by cars. It's hilarious and sad at the same time to see him fly across the road after getting nailed by a car

This is the first Far Cry game since FC2 that really interests me. Is it worth the full price of 59,99€? You guys seem to enjoy it

why did those goobersoft cocksuckers make it so Boomer can't get in the car with you?

Boomer and Peaches should both be able to sit in the passenger seats of cars. Cheeseburger should be able to climb into the back of pickup trucks.

I said fuck it and went ahead with buying it full price

Good thing about Far Cry games is they're large enough to play without DLC I haven't touched any dlc for far cry except for BD and that hardly counts

It's so bizarre that they did so much right, but then put in those fucking atrocious capture section. Like, fucking seriously?

I think they were trying to be more immersive, but being yanked out of a helicopter and somehow being captured kills it.

It's cool the first time, then for some reason they do it multiple times for each area. That's just fucking atrocious

Seriously?

I guess they wanted you to be face to face with the villains so they could have all that monologuing in front of you hoping to get a new Vaas. But, they couldn't find a way to get you in front of them without the ability to just kill them other than having you get kidnapped and drugged regardless of your location or skill. It's pretty fucking infuriating honestly, like getting dragged away kicking and screaming no matter what you're doing. Randomly being deprived of agency like this just harms my suspension of disbelief as well, because with the cult's 100% success rate at capturing you they could easily just drug you and then shoot you in the fucking head. Yet they insist on doing this Bond villain shit repeatedly, throughout the fucking game. I can handle it the first time, every time after that it just gets fucking stupid.

I was also dissapointed with how they magically let you into their bunkers instead of letting us infiltrate them (I haven't got to Jacobs yet) Why would Faith, who knows you're dangerous, let you into her production facility?

A major tenant of the cult faith is the carrying of the idiot ball by the highest echelon of leadership.

tbh they probably could have pulled it off by saying they brought you in to try and convert you by force which is what they're saying they're doing but then they just let you out like ok wtf

Except they try that shit many, many times. With increasing amounts of damage done to themselves every time because they're trying to tame an incredibly pissed off murdercop straight out of an 80s movie but with a **higher bodycount**. Really, the moment you fucking off one of the siblings is when they should REALLY stop trying to put a collar on the Deputy. Also, if they're not trying to kill you then why is every mook in the county not tracking unless you specifically get marked?

I don't mind cultist everywhere. What I hate is the wildlife fucking me over and my companion shooting their gun loudly, altering every fucker in the area. Otherwise cultist are fairly easy to avoid.

The game was entertaining whenever I didn't have to directly deal with any of the story crap. Running around the Montana wilderness hunting deer and searching for prepper stashes feels a lot more fun and rewarding than the actual story missions. The overall tone of the game is a mess too. One moment you're gleefully murdering cultists with your pet bear Cheeseburger and then suddenly a girl starts telling you stories about being forced to drink piss and eating her own parents. Those things don't exactly gel together.

^^^^ignore these quotes, I'm on mobile^^^^ So is Faith basically The Sorrow from MGS? Even after I "killed" her she was still showing up during some side missions.

Pretty typical crime of western AAA development. Bunch of teams all working on separate shit and not talking to each other along with a lot of design by committee fuckery will do that. Some guys on the writing team want the cult to be taken seriously as a threat and thus every time their actions are brought up they're up to some dark shit. Some guys working on design added animal companions and thought it would be cool to have a cute murder bear as an option. Then these two mix in the same game and your tone starts bouncing all over the place.

Oy don't diss Cheeseburger motherfucker i'll come to your house and throw in packets of burger cheese slices until your living room smells like a cow's arse!

I'm still wondering how the fuck that dude got all that shit up there. Actually, thinking of tone, the promotional material of these games always seems to be at odds with the plots. It might just be that the writers are edgelords, seeing as how they also came up with having FC4 basically having no good endings. Meanwhile, the marketing goes "BRO YOU CAN RIDE AN ELEPHANT AND CHARGE OUTPOSTS ON IT".

I'm not a fan of the clutch nixon points constantly streaming fireworks and music whilst i'm trying to have a sorta serious firefight with cultists.

I just killed a bald eagle. The statue of liberty is crying.

Why is the first mission fucking impossible? It's worse than a final boss of Touhou. I have it set to easy mode and I keep getting killed.

I don't own the game,but what's up with these obnoxious references? They're literally on the same level as posts old people make on Facebook. http://www.imfdb.org/images/thumb/1/15/FC52_P2262.jpg/600px-FC52_P2262.jpg http://www.imfdb.org/images/1/15/FC5-1911big-1.jpg https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/203697/789c7047-9bf8-4dba-899f-17d2e18c541e/image.png

I don't see the problem, they're funny.

If you guys ever skin an alpha skunk, check the description in your inventory. It looks like it was written by a Tumblr SJW.

This one got me : https://i.imgur.com/V6jDUGu.jpg

Holy shit I thought the capture parties spawning right ontop of me when I fast travel in John's region were bad, but while freefalling in Jacob's region, I get hit with an arrow that comes out of nowhere? Who the fuck thought this was a good idea?

You mean Infinite Warfare?