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[QUOTE=Daemon White;52519155]How about a distance steal spell that will take a single random item from the target's inventory?[/QUOTE] I already have an enchantment like this that steals a random item on the target. The problem is that it actually did have a chance to steal equipped items, which would fuck up the NPC's outfit since they would just respawn their clothing and you would have endless armor, so I just made it so it steal gold instead.

roflburger-senpai didn't like my ideas... :<

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;52518981]I had idea while trying to sleep. It's part of my necrobook idea where you have to do bad things for the book to teach you spells. Original idea is killing NPCs but that's just stale. I decided to go a little cliche and make it so you break all [URL="http://en.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:Ten_Commands:_Nine_Divines"]Ten Commands[/URL], but I realised that my mod already involves all ten of them, except Talos' commandment and maybe Akatosh's commandment since Talos' one is "don't be a fucking pussy lol" and Akatosh is "Serve and obey your Emperor. Study the Covenants. Worship the Nine, do your duty, and heed the commands of the saints and priests." There are situations in the main quest of the mod where you can be a dick to the needy (Stendarr), profane the spirits of the dead (Arkay), disrupt the peace between family members (Mara), steal (Zenithar), be a cunt to nature (Kynareth), destroy a friendship (Dibella), break the law (Julianos), worship daedra (Akatosh. Worshipping Daedra means you deny the divines, probably.), and be a cunt to others (All). I kinda want to pursue this idea since most of the work is done already. I just need to come up with spells relevant to these acts. Any thoughts or ideas?I have a few rough ones for each divine. Stendarr: Plague spell that deals AOE damage based on how many npcs are in the area. Arkay: Summon spell that can raise both the corpse and the spirit to serve the caster. Mara: I was stuck on this for a while until I came up with the idea of a frenzy spell that's contagious. A target who's frenzied who attacks someone will have that someone gain a the same frenzy spell, and so on. Zenithar: Stuck on this. Some sort of stealing spell sounds pretty neat but I already have an enchanted weapon that steals, plus this spell would make pickpocket redundant so I have no clue honestly. Kynareth: Stuck on this one, even though it sounds like the easiest. There's already a "bonus damage to creatures" enchantment. I might make a spell that acts as a crafting menu that allows you to mix alchemy ingredients together to make poisons (since it's relevant to the scenario where you insult kyne) but that would be a lot of work. Dibella: No idea. Maverick is strictly forbidden from giving suggestions btw. Julianos: Thinking of a spell that deals damage the higher your bounty is. Akatosh: Bonus power to all daedric artifacts. Hopefully this won't be a problem to implement since some daedric artifacts have fixed enchantment strengths that can't be modified. All: Reward for obtaining all spells. Can't think of anything at the moment but it needs to be really worthwhile in getting but at the same time doesn't cheese the game as much as level 100 enchanting and level 100 smithing would cheese the game.[/QUOTE] Talos actually an easy one, he means to be courageous and with honor, so for example if you see some chick about to be eaten by a giant spider he would expect you to try and kill it (the spider, not the lady). So for example, seeing treasure behind the spider and running past while it devours the chick and using the time to escape with the loot would be against his commandment.

[QUOTE=1chains1;52520183]Talos actually an easy one, he means to be courageous and with honor, so for example if you see some chick about to be eaten by a giant spider he would expect you to try and kill it (the spider, not the lady). So for example, seeing treasure behind the spider and running past while it devours the chick and using the time to escape with the loot would be against his commandment.[/QUOTE] Or you could be sent undercover by the evil book into a group of adventure-seekers/treasure-hunters and then, like, activate traps to kill them, lie to get them to walk into ambushes, stab them in the back, mentally break them by exploiting their fears, and then crush their hearts by taking the treasure for yourself and leaving them with empty cheats as you unseen slip away. I think that could be the whole questline if you design the dungeon big enough. Nine or ten companions, and puzzles on how to kill or torture them in ways that profane the spheres of the Divines. Like Whodunit but in a dungeon. If you want, I can detail maximum dickitry for each Divine.

[QUOTE=Lord Hayden;52519143]You know you've made it when Bruma is listed on [url=https://www.systemrequirementslab.com/cyri/requirements/beyond-skyrim-bruma/16246]Can You Run It?[/url] Also, for anyone interested in 3D art for Skyrim, going to be streaming the second part of weapon modelling in about 20 minutes which will cover high poly, retopo and (depending on how early in the morning it is) baking.[/QUOTE] What's your twitch?

[QUOTE=1chains1;52520183]Talos actually an easy one, he means to be courageous and with honor, so for example if you see some chick about to be eaten by a giant spider he would expect you to try and kill it (the spider, not the lady). So for example, seeing treasure behind the spider and running past while it devours the chick and using the time to escape with the loot would be against his commandment.[/QUOTE] I came up with two ideas for Talos: One, deny his godhood since he is not a pure god. Two, have it be a free reward since you're coveting with evil anyways when you retrieve the book. [QUOTE=DiscoInferno;52520080]roflburger-senpai didn't like my ideas... :<[/QUOTE] I didn't see them. [QUOTE=DiscoInferno;52519208]Make Kynareth's the plague spell, use either Miraak's goop or the Afflicted's puke as the spell visuals. Maybe make it a spray spell if you can't make it look good as a ball of icky that booms. To replace Stendarr, maybe have that be a low-cost Summon Dremora spell that ignores the 1/2 limit summon. If you can get the spell to conjour a random, even modded, Daedric creatures then all the better. Or, as the antithesis of the God of Mercy you can cast a spell on a bleeding enemy and either get a bonus after killing them under its effect or it keeps them in bleed out and buffs you while torturing them, making it a cruel mercy. Dibella is a tricky one, maybe a spell that turns people into draugr who either flee or fight for you? Or something with tentacles because tentacles are gross? Zenithar could sunder arms or armour, undo their craftsmenship. Either it puts them in the NPC's inventory for later looting or heavily drains armour/damage rating as a stat to make it seem as though their equipment has degraded. Julianos is the god of knowledge and scholars, how about a destructive spell that's really good but takes a book out of your inventory to cast. Is that possible? As for the big end reward, maybe a whole new transformation of a redskinned Gargoyle that can really fuck shit up? Or maybe you get Alduin's meteor shower Shout?[/QUOTE] Stendarr is all about curing the sick and generally caring for the weak. A plague spell fits him better than Kynareth. There's already a summon random daedra spell; Sanguine's Rose. I want to avoid sexual stuff with Dibella no matter how remote they are. Tentacles is just like... yeah. The Zenithar one seems like a good idea, equipment in skyrim still has a health stat but it's only used for improving weapons. I might just make a debuff that halves the armor rating + weapon damage of the target. I mean you can remove books from the player's inventory in order to cast a spell, however there is a risk of removing important books since there is 0 way to check if a book is used by a quest or not. The big reward needs to be unique and not use any assets from the DLCS.

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;52520440]I came up with two ideas for Talos: One, deny his godhood since he is not a pure god. Two, have it be a free reward since you're coveting with evil anyways when you retrieve the book. I didn't see them. Stendarr is all about curing the sick and generally caring for the weak. A plague spell fits him better than Kynareth. There's already a summon random daedra spell; Sanguine's Rose. I want to avoid sexual stuff with Dibella no matter how remote they are. Tentacles is just like... yeah. The Zenithar one seems like a good idea, equipment in skyrim still has a health stat but it's only used for improving weapons. I might just make a debuff that halves the armor rating + weapon damage of the target. I mean you can remove books from the player's inventory in order to cast a spell, however there is a risk of removing important books since there is 0 way to check if a book is used by a quest or not. The big reward needs to be unique and not use any assets from the DLCS.[/QUOTE] Well, there's some overlap on ideas on twisting Stendarr's mercy and Kynareth's reverence of nature. The spell could be described as an unnatural plague that blights the environment. If you want another for Stendarr and have a more "staple" spell the player can use regularly, how about a spell that heals the undead and harms the living. Did you like the druagr idea? It would hae great synergy with the above idea. Are quest items not protected from such scripts? Or are you talking about radient quest items that aren't marked as quest items? I think the risk of destroying non-unique books it worth the idea. I'm unsure what you'd like for the final reward. An item? A spell? An ability? Some sort of recognition of infamy? Skyrim is a big game so coming up with anything unique is a very tall order. Do you want it to appeal to the silver-tongued corruptor evil or all-powerful overlord with hordes of demons and undead to crush the light of the world evil? [editline]30th July 2017[/editline] On a different note, why are there 10-minute videos as guides to Saadia's location?

The tentacles in Dragonborn were creepy af

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;52518981] Stendarr: Plague spell that deals AOE damage based on how many npcs are in the area. Arkay: Summon spell that can raise both the corpse and the spirit to serve the caster. Mara: I was stuck on this for a while until I came up with the idea of a frenzy spell that's contagious. A target who's frenzied who attacks someone will have that someone gain a the same frenzy spell, and so on. Zenithar: Stuck on this. Some sort of stealing spell sounds pretty neat but I already have an enchanted weapon that steals, plus this spell would make pickpocket redundant so I have no clue honestly. Kynareth: Stuck on this one, even though it sounds like the easiest. There's already a "bonus damage to creatures" enchantment. I might make a spell that acts as a crafting menu that allows you to mix alchemy ingredients together to make poisons (since it's relevant to the scenario where you insult kyne) but that would be a lot of work. Dibella: No idea. Maverick is strictly forbidden from giving suggestions btw. Julianos: Thinking of a spell that deals damage the higher your bounty is. Akatosh: Bonus power to all daedric artifacts. Hopefully this won't be a problem to implement since some daedric artifacts have fixed enchantment strengths that can't be modified. All: Reward for obtaining all spells. Can't think of anything at the moment but it needs to be really worthwhile in getting but at the same time doesn't cheese the game as much as level 100 enchanting and level 100 smithing would cheese the game.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;52518981][I]Dibella: No idea. Maverick is strictly forbidden from giving suggestions btw.[/I][/QUOTE] I only just noticed this, fuck you my ideas are good :v:

Makes everyone naked and not vanilla naked but CBBE and Schlongs of Skyrim naked, with 4K textures for both.

Dibella could charm users and give you bonuses like 50% discount on items or somethin

[QUOTE=Dazzgrace;52523185]Dibella could charm users and give you bonuses like 50% discount on items or somethin[/QUOTE] I mean shit with the right mods I can "charm" people into giving me bonuses anyway :weeb: [editline]a[/editline] Are there any mods for Morrowind to make Daedroths look less big, threatening, and crocodile-looking? I've got a friend with a phobia of them and I'm having issues getting him to play TES3MP with me.

[QUOTE=gk99;52523364]I mean shit with the right mods I can "charm" users into giving me bonuses anyway :weeb:[/QUOTE] And sometimes they'll even pay YOU.

So how has the ESO Morrowind Expansion been received? Thinking about giving ESO a go again

This might be a bit late, but for anyone who isn't aware a few days ago TES3MP released version 0.6.0 which added NPC sync. [video=youtube;vfh-FcxHSHA]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfh-FcxHSHA[/video] [URL="https://steamcommunity.com/groups/mwmulti#announcements/detail/1441567597386587897"]Official Announcement and Download[/URL]

[QUOTE=Medevila;52514697][video=youtube;Xb5Ew2oZxB0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xb5Ew2oZxB0[/video][/QUOTE] The hi-res tavern textures really remind me of Everquest with the hi-res textures on such low-poly objects.

[QUOTE=_Maverick_;52522131]I only just noticed this, fuck you my ideas are good :v:[/QUOTE] ♥ btw I'm not talking the piss at you but what are some of the "best" safe-for-youtube loverslab quest mods out there? asking for a friend [sp]my friend recently saw someone in here do a full fucked-up playthrough so he tried playing through this exclusively gay mod with a dummy sexlab file so he wouldn't have to install it but it broke everything so he grew some balls and installed it but then lost his in-game balls and the mod wanted him to fuck a giant and that was the line[/sp] [editline]31st July 2017[/editline] [QUOTE=gk99;52523364]Are there any mods for Morrowind to make Daedroths look less big, threatening, and crocodile-looking? I've got a friend with a phobia of them and I'm having issues getting him to play TES3MP with me.[/QUOTE] I mean you could try to make the texture file more comedic Morrowind\Data Files\Textures\TX_Daedroth.dds

Ever see a mod you want, only to have it be hidden behind a stupid file request system? Just me?

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;52524672]Morrowind\Data Files\Textures\TX_Daedroth.dds[/QUOTE] Do I just pop it into that directory and it works or do I need to deal with some archive invalidation or something? Never did much Morrowind modding, my first RPG ever was Oblivion so I didn't exactly spend much time playing Morrowind when half of the mod sites for it weren't down. [editline]a[/editline] I did this same exact shit for the bullsquid in the mod version of Black Mesa when I was trying to convince my friend to play that. The difference was that I actually know my way around Source engine so it was easy for me then.

[QUOTE=gk99;52526782]Do I just pop it into that directory and it works or do I need to deal with some archive invalidation or something? Never did much Morrowind modding, my first RPG ever was Oblivion so I didn't exactly spend much time playing Morrowind when half of the mod sites for it weren't down. [editline]a[/editline] I did this same exact shit for the bullsquid in the mod version of Black Mesa when I was trying to convince my friend to play that. The difference was that I actually know my way around Source engine so it was easy for me then.[/QUOTE] "bipedal vaguely reptilian interdimensional invaders" is a very specific phobia

[QUOTE=_charon;52526790]"bipedal vaguely reptilian interdimensional invaders" is a very specific phobia[/QUOTE] Oh no it's not just those, his least favorite part of Far Cry 3 is having to occasionally cross a body of water without a boat because of the crocodiles. It'd be funny if I didn't have to deal with this shit to get him to play good games. He says he isn't gonna play ESVI if it has Daedroths, so that's another reason I'm hoping for Hammerfell as a setting rather than Black Marsh, where big fuck-off bipedal crocodiles are likely to chill.

[QUOTE=gk99;52526826]Oh no it's not just those, his least favorite part of Far Cry 3 is having to occasionally cross a body of water without a boat because of the crocodiles. It'd be funny if I didn't have to deal with this shit to get him to play good games. He says he isn't gonna play ESVI if it has Daedroths, so that's another reason I'm hoping for Hammerfell as a setting rather than Black Marsh, where big fuck-off bipedal crocodiles are likely to chill.[/QUOTE] Why does he have this fear of crocodiles? Is it trauma from something or...?

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;52526935]Why does he have this fear of crocodiles? Is it trauma from something or...?[/QUOTE] I mean phobias aren't rational and aren't necessarily formed by experiences. I'm terrified of Asian hornets and would gleefully celebrate their destruction. They aren't even in fucking Ireland. They're all the way in fuckin' Asia. But nope, terrified of them. Explain my fear to me :U

[QUOTE=BlackMageMari;52526980]I mean phobias aren't rational and aren't necessarily formed by experiences. I'm terrified of Asian hornets and would gleefully celebrate their destruction. They aren't even in fucking Ireland. They're all the way in fuckin' Asia. But nope, terrified of them. Explain my fear to me :U[/QUOTE] Ancestral memory on steroids, you had a distant relative serving at Pearl Harbour when the Japanese Kamikaze attacked in WW2. But given the weak, subconscious connection you've turned into a fear of something else Asian and flying. it's simple, really

[QUOTE=DiscoInferno;52527003]Ancestral memory on steroids, you had a distant relative serving at Pearl Harbour when the Japanese Kamikaze attacked in WW2. But given the weak, subconscious connection you've turned into a fear of something else Asian and flying. it's simple, really[/QUOTE] Both lines of my family stretch back to being solely in Ireland at-least up to my great-grandparents (and I would assume longer). I'm fairly sure my phobia comes from something completely different :U

[QUOTE=BlackMageMari;52527210]Both lines of my family stretch back to being solely in Ireland at-least up to my great-grandparents (and I would assume longer). I'm fairly sure my phobia comes from something completely different :U[/QUOTE] Must be your soul mate's ancentral memory then.

Can you explain why i was terrified of frogs when I was little?

[QUOTE=Dazzgrace;52527436]Can you explain why i was terrified of frogs when I was little?[/QUOTE] bcuz you're so fly frogs wanna eat you

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;52526935]Why does he have this fear of crocodiles? Is it trauma from something or...?[/QUOTE] Not as far as I know, probably just the same thing that makes people hate harmless spiders or, in my case, masses of ants. Frankly, not a fan of that log outside Lakeview Manor in Skyrim.

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;52524672]♥ btw I'm not talking the piss at you but what are some of the "best" safe-for-youtube loverslab quest mods out there? asking for a friend [sp]my friend recently saw someone in here do a full fucked-up playthrough so he tried playing through this exclusively gay mod with a dummy sexlab file so he wouldn't have to install it but it broke everything so he grew some balls and installed it but then lost his in-game balls and the mod wanted him to fuck a giant and that was the line[/sp] [/QUOTE] There really isn't a lot, i've had a quick look round, but most of the quest mods on there are either just a safe place in case they get wiped from the nexus for whatever reason or BACKDOOR SLUTS 9 the mod. that being said, here are a couple that i've found that are worth looking at [quote][B][url=http://www.loverslab.com/topic/66795-the-forbidden-island-pre-release/]The forbidden island[/url][/B] Description: The Forbidden Island is a new upcoming DLC for the Elder Scrolls V Skyrim. It contains over 20 voice actors, 5 new join able factions, a main story to follow, a new arena, over 9 tropical holds/cities, new unique quests, rise the ranks of the Imperial Legion, build your own business and much more.[/quote] [quote][B][url=http://www.loverslab.com/topic/35641-escape-the-cell-live-another-life-and-skyrim-unbound-mini-addons/]Escape the Cell - Live Another Life and Skyrim Unbound Mini addons[/url] [/B] Description: I enjoy Live Another Life and Skyrim Unbound, but after talking to the statue and then activating the bed or pressing "begin", it always feels a little jarring to just suddenly be standing somewhere with no real context. That's where this mod comes in. It will add a very simple story to each of the scenarios and, for the LAL stories, find a way to point you in the direction of Helgen (where you otherwise have no contextual reason to visit except for LAL's generic "you heard rumors about Helgen"). The other thing that I felt was needed was a storyline that gave the player a reason to start the main quest, so now all beginnings will start a short quest that will lead you to Bleak Falls.[/quote] [quote][B][url=http://www.loverslab.com/topic/30038-college-days-winterhold/]College days - Winterhold[/url][/B] Description: Ever gone to Winterhold to do the Mage quests and then find yourself wondering how it's possible that someone who has been part of the school for all of a week and has no magical skills above Apprentice can become Archmage? Me too. This mod aims to fix that. You will go to the college, meet your instructor, and work your way to archmage-dom. Upon entering the college in Winterhold you will meet Jordan Mhoram hanging out around the entrance to the Hall of Elements. Speak to him and he will charge you insanely exorbitant fees to take his classes. Upon payment he will provide you with books. As you progress in your spell abilities, you will be able to go back and speak to him again to start the next "semester". Once you have reached Expert level, he will direct you to the various masters of their individual schools in order to do the Master level quests.[/quote] and that's it for (as far as i'm aware) sfw quest mods those ones don't exactly say they have sex in them but these mods are from LoversLab they might features sex ANYWAY. (i take no responsibility what happens if you install any mods.) These next ones however most certainly DO contain sex in some form [B][U]but are STILL WORTH LOOKING AT [/U][/B] [B][url=http://www.loverslab.com/topic/21873-the-sisterhood-of-dibella-2016-06-21/]Sisterhood of dibella[/url][/B] [quote]Description -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Temple of Dibella in Markarth has been focusing on the carnal side of Dibella at the expense of the other aspects. Eventually, you will have to restore balance in the name of the Goddess. Based on forum thread: [url]http://www.loverslab...ult-of-dibella/[/url] Features - Assist in the initiation of an older Sybil of Dibella - Improved Sisterhood of Dibella, with better outfits and activities - Improvements to the Temple (beds, items, scripted altar) - Traveling Sisters with unique services - A new model for marks of Dibella. Redeem marks to the Sybil for perk points. - Scripted initiation of the Sybil, with SexLab scenes - A new Shrine of Dibella (in a warm location) - A quest to become a Travelling Sister (female only for now) and collect donations for the Temple[/quote] [B][url=http://www.loverslab.com/topic/44452-from-the-deeps/]From the Deeps[/url][/B] [quote] description: A series of disappearances of women from Solitude and across Haafingar. All the while there is a strange fog which never lifts the North Coast. To begin with it was just the peasant women who disappeared. Now however a noble woman has disappeared her family has applied political pressure to the Jarl and her court. This pressure has resulted in the launch of an investigation into the disappearances. As part of the investigation the Dragonborn is called in.... to enquiring in the Skyrim most isolated city : Insmouth. Will you be able to find the reason for the disappearances, or become the next victim? Play the adventure to find out...[/quote] [B][url=http://www.loverslab.com/topic/43365-a-forsworn-story/]A forsworn story[/url][/B] [quote]How to start the mod ? Talk to an Inn keeper, or save Madanach from Cidhna mine. You'll be directed to Zenoby Iniatus, an east empire company executive, at Riverwood Inn. She's hiring mercenaries. The mod is focused on shamanism/primal magic. The mod is designed for female characters, for two reasons ; in the game, ALL forsworns shamans are women, and in lot of tribes, pretress were also women. Since AFS1.7, Men can be played (Briarheart path) Shamanism, druidism and primal magic are unwritted knowledge. So, your character has to learn it by talking with people who actually keep a practice of this magic : Forsworns. Why ? -The vanilla faction closest to tribals or celtic/germanic tribes. -They are underexploited. -They seems the faction the most closer to nature... so the most able to be set lore friendly for shamanism, bestiality, sex spells, rape, cannibalism, human sacrifices and slavery -And I like the forsworn! [/quote] [B][url=http://www.loverslab.com/topic/49923-things-in-the-dark/]Things in the dark[/url][/B] [quote] description : Are you tired to play a fancy knight, rescuing the widow and the orphan ? Now, you have the possibility to join an evil faction, and being the bad guy. So, now, there is Ibn, a city full of falmers (around 100 inhabitants, most of them are unique NPCs with packages), unlike every other Skyrim cities... and you can be one of them ![/quote] [B][url=http://www.loverslab.com/topic/77152-thief/]THIEF[/url][/B] [quote]THIEF: A weird request from a shady dealer. Locate and collect some ancient prints. How to recognize the prints? Well, you will know when you find them. A quest mod with a lot of adult content. (there actually wasn't a description for this mod, but users say it's "Top notch" and "so fucking good")[/quote] [B][url=http://www.loverslab.com/topic/78843-dovahkiins-infamy/]Dovahkiin's Infamy[/B][/url] [quote]Non-linear quest mod that blends in with the vanilla game by adding lore-friendly backstories to (previously unimportant) vanilla NPCs. A tale of love, purity, drama, religion, corruption and blackmail. Player's personality affects what options are available at each quest's stage, which in turn affect the quest's outcome. Story-driven, although there are plenty of sex scenes, these fit in with the stories and its characters (i.e. the player doesn't have to be in 'whore mode' - in fact they can remain a moralist virgin the whole way through; and the NPCs act consistently with their vanilla personalities - no porn dialogues). Suitable for player characters of all sexual orientations. Some bestiality and non-consensual content, both of which can be turned off. (This one actually DOES look really good!)[/quote] there, that should add a few hours of play! these are the ones that where Tagged with "quest" and wheren't just "Oh yeah, you're being fucking in the butt now go talk to this dude and get fucked in the butt again." type of quests.

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