The Elder Scrolls Megathread XX: Might as well be XXX

[_maverick_]

[QUOTE=Dom Pyroshark;52828997]You see, most people would look at this, have a chuckle, move on. In the meantime, I'm already wondering if you could make a mod where you can commit suicide, combine it with this and then shoot yourself in the face with sex.[/QUOTE]

Is this some kind of next level fetish
Even I can't keep up now :v:

[Skyward]

[QUOTE=MrHeadHopper;52828691]Honestly the Dwemer make fucking robots so a gun is not out of the question[/QUOTE]

To be fair, the the giant robots they made were just big walking ballistas and sphere centurions had crossbow hands , so maybe guns were out of the question.

[Shier]

[QUOTE=_Maverick_;52829003]Is this some kind of next level fetish
Even I can't keep up now :v:[/QUOTE]

The dicks are haunting me, my man, they won't leave me alone.

[editline]28th October 2017[/editline]

[QUOTE=Skyward;52829016]To be fair, the the giant robots they made were just big walking ballistas and sphere centurions had crossbow hands , so maybe guns were out of the question.[/QUOTE]

Weren't Dwemer using steam operated machines and pistons tho? Seems like from there you are basically few steps away from making paintball/airsoft-like operated gun.

[editline]28th October 2017[/editline]

[QUOTE=_Maverick_;52829003]Is this some kind of next level fetish
Even I can't keep up now :v:[/QUOTE]

Also everybody keeps saying how much of sex shit you got so I want to know, do you have a list of all the shit you got in your game? I wanna judge for myself.

[27X]

[QUOTE=MrHeadHopper;52828540]I dunno about verts and breasts and bodies because I'm using UUNP and that's like UNP but for U and me(???)

But the UUNP base shape is the CBBE base shape so that's what I'm talking about in terms of aesthetics. If CBBE was understated and gangly and so was Skyrim I consider that to be a positive -- it fits with the style of the game, doesn't it?

Tbh I don't care what the body shape is like so long as it's distinctly feminine and somewhere near the level of conventionally attractive that the default male body is, so UNP and CBBE both did the job for me. Something to note is that the most popular body mod for males (sos) adds dicks, but besides that it makes next to no changes to the actual body shape set by Bethesda; IIRC it bulks up the thighs, defines the butt and pretty much nothing else.[/QUOTE]

The UUNPS base shape with zeroed sliders is 7Bomb because that's the body that came with working bits.

Pretty sure the most dl'd male body isn't sos either, it's Better Males by about 4 million dls, and the proportions aren't exact on either as you can see from necks shoulders delts and abs sticking out of clothes at 100 weight.

[Ravenholme]

[QUOTE=Dom Pyroshark;52829020]Also everybody keeps saying how much of sex shit you got so I want to know, do you have a list of all the shit you got in your game? I wanna judge for myself.[/QUOTE]

Where _Maverick_ is concerned, it is safest to just look at the LL download section and start downloading everything.

[_maverick_]

[QUOTE=Dom Pyroshark;52829020]The dicks are haunting me, my man, they won't leave me alone.

Also everybody keeps saying how much of sex shit you got so I want to know, do you have a list of all the shit you got in your game? I wanna judge for myself.[/QUOTE]

Not anymore, I lack a working PC.
Before however, it was what I was (or still am? ) famous for, finding, posting and using any adult mod I'd come across back when not every single person knew of LL and it's [del]horrors[/del] WONDERS. Now I just post links to the most shocking/grizzly/depraved mods on there for shits and giggles.
like that one FalloutNV mod where you can forcibly tear out a girls uterus and eat it.
Or the skyrim mod that adds post traumatic stress disorder to NPCs that get raped as they lay on the ground crying to themselves.

And so many others

But if you want my mod list, Take a look at the skyrim/adult/downloads section of LL
I've sure at a point used tried every single one.

[ROFLBURGER]

[QUOTE=jimbobjoe1234;52828620]What if the next Elder Scolls game just adds in a fucking gun?[/QUOTE]

guns are actually canon, they exist in redguard

[Shier]

[QUOTE=_Maverick_;52829225]Not anymore, I lack a working PC.
Before however, it was what I was (or still am? ) famous for, finding, posting and using any adult mod I'd come across back when not every single person knew of LL and it's [del]horrors[/del] WONDERS. Now I just post links to the most shocking/grizzly/depraved mods on there for shits and giggles.
like that one FalloutNV mod where you can forcibly tear out a girls uterus and eat it.
Or the skyrim mod that adds post traumatic stress disorder to NPCs that get raped as they lay on the ground crying to themselves.

And so many others

But if you want my mod list, Take a look at the skyrim/adult/downloads section of LL
I've sure at a point used tried every single one.[/QUOTE]

I personally hoped for more of "My favourite" list kind of deal just to see what shit are you into. I already got my own list of stuff that caters to my interest but I was wondering why people kept freaking out about you.

[jimbobjoe1234]

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;52829273]guns are actually canon, they exist in redguard[/QUOTE]

I actually didn't know that. Surprised they haven't decided to work with that some more. I really want the next game to show at least some sign of technological progression. It doesn't have to be a lot, just enough as to where things don't feel repetitive. I'm tired of homes being full of straw beds and torches.

[_charon]

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;52829273]guns are actually canon, they exist in redguard[/QUOTE]

[I]cannons[/I] are canon; not explicitly stated if they use gunpowder or what but i assume it's at the least not typical casted magic since traditionalist Redguards aren't into that much
theoretically guns could exist, most likely they don't because shooting fireballs out of your hand is pretty easily available
also because DnD and technology in Tamriel is on a mostly downwards spiral so we don't see much new stuff being developed ever

[Ruby_Axe]

It would make for a good Alchemy/Smithing weapon, creating your own powders + shot, with the more explosive versions needing stronger materials to not explode in your face

[MrHeadHopper]

[QUOTE=Dom Pyroshark;52829307]I personally hoped for more of "My favourite" list kind of deal just to see what shit are you into. I already got my own list of stuff that caters to my interest but I was wondering why people kept freaking out about you.[/QUOTE]

I'll tel u about me since he is not so forthcoming

I am into [B]BUTTE[/B]

Probably TMI but it's actually kind of funny; my dick doesn't work properly and any sexy attempts would result in [U]dick strangulation[/U], but I'm still super into making weird skimpy mods of completely reasonable armors.

Here is [url=https://i.imgur.com/yLNTVNx.jpg]proof[/url] ( be wary of thigh!!!!! )

[QUOTE=27X;52829185]The UUNPS base shape with zeroed sliders is 7Bomb because that's the body that came with working bits.

Pretty sure the most dl'd male body isn't sos either, it's Better Males by about 4 million dls, and the proportions aren't exact on either as you can see from necks shoulders delts and abs sticking out of clothes at 100 weight.[/QUOTE]

UUNPS is the SE version right? I'm still on LE and my UUNP base shape is the CBBE base shape

I had no idea BM had that many downloads, I've honestly never gone looking since I already love my dudes, and I assumed SoS would be the most popular one because lmao sex mods. Still, I thought as far as design went SoS was just Better Males: dicks do a flippy edition.

Anyways those male changes are still minor compared to the overhaul the female bodies get, regardless of whether you're looking at UNP or CBBE or 7B or Caliente's Big UNPCMCBM7BOppairaphim Enhanced Edition

[27X]

[QUOTE=MrHeadHopper;52829606]I'll tel u about me since he is not so forthcoming

I am into [B]BUTTE[/B]

Probably TMI but it's actually kind of funny; my dick doesn't work properly and any sexy attempts would result in [U]dick strangulation[/U], but I'm still super into making weird skimpy mods of completely reasonable armors.

Here is [url=https://i.imgur.com/yLNTVNx.jpg]proof[/url] ( be wary of thigh!!!!! )

UUNPS is the SE version right? I'm still on LE and my UUNP base shape is the CBBE base shape

I had no idea BM had that many downloads, I've honestly never gone looking since I already love my dudes, and I assumed SoS would be the most popular one because lmao sex mods. Still, I thought as far as design went SoS was just Better Males: dicks do a flippy edition.

Anyways those male changes are still minor compared to the overhaul the female bodies get, regardless of whether you're looking at UNP or CBBE or 7B or Caliente's Big UNPCMCBM7BOppairaphim Enhanced Edition[/QUOTE]

No. UUNPS is not SSE. There is no UUNP SSE, there is a half assed UNP SSE and some weird ass bodyslide outfit cram togethers and that's about it seeing as ousnious wants CBBE to be the de facto SSE body and the people that frankensteined UUNP together are currently adding vajerjers to FO4 bodies.

[butre]

[QUOTE=cdr248;52828083]The thing is that sometimes I'd rather prefer them to make a sequel just so they can make engine upgrades. The games are drowning in content, both the vanilla variety and through mods, but each game has some dumb fucking hardcoded mess that mods can't fix.[/QUOTE]

vanilla content is better than mod content given the same timeframe to stop it but yeah oblivioin has some hardcoded fuckery that mods cant fix (skyrim is a garbage fire)
[QUOTE=The Jack;52828584]Bethesda allocate resources weirdly and have a few hacks in their team (hence, model fixing projects. Obviously they've got very competent people, but there's obviously a couple of shitheads doing things wrong)

I don't get why people get excited for big name voice actors, that's just a sign they're using budget poorly. Stewart was wasted in oblivion, and Bean wasn't especially noticeable. Von Snydoff... I'm willing to bet they could've hired a at least one guy for a year for the price one of these guys got for a few sessions, and when it comes to open world RPGs, one guy, let amok (they can't really do that, but anyhow) could've done a lot more than voice work.

Also two games and still no return of morrowind dunmer voice, beyond a ghost who honestly sounded nowhere near as good. A damn shame cause I can fucking nail that voice and i'm no pro voice actor. I'm also horribly unemployed at the moment so if anyone can contact bethesda and ask them if they want a morrowind dunmer voice for cheap... I'll work for food.[/QUOTE]

I don't think I've ever agreed with anything more

[QUOTE=jimbobjoe1234;52828620]What if the next Elder Scolls game just adds in a fucking gun?[/QUOTE]

I made that joke about 13 years ago and we got fallout 3 as a result.

please dont fuck around.

[editline]28th October 2017[/editline]

tbh id maybe be ok with a matchlock but if bethesda is reading this ill kill myself

:toxx:

caveat: bethesda has to confirm they read my post and that they introduced matchlocks because of me. if they don't make a confirmation then they just introduced matchlocks on their own.

:toxx:

post this in the toxx tracker thread pls

[RR_Raptor65]

[QUOTE=_charon;52829413][I]cannons[/I] are canon; not explicitly stated if they use gunpowder or what but i assume it's at the least not typical casted magic since traditionalist Redguards aren't into that much
theoretically guns could exist, most likely they don't because shooting fireballs out of your hand is pretty easily available
also because DnD and technology in Tamriel is on a mostly downwards spiral so we don't see much new stuff being developed ever[/QUOTE]

Lot of people don't know this, but most early guns were cannons and the majority of those were actually breech loaded. Hell if you were rich enough to afford it you could have a gunsmith make you a breech loaded wheellock with metallic cartridges back in the 1500s.

Wouldn't mind seeing the rare gonne or arquebus in the next game so long as it's not a dumb gimmick they try to over advertise.

Always got the impression that magic and alchemy tend to overshadow technological development in TES. I mean, why would you want or need conventional medicine when you can just go get a potion to fix whatever injury or sickness you have? Not so much that people are primitive in TES, they just don't need technological advancement.

[NoRegard]

or rather that magic is seen as a technology and all the researchers are interested in that and not 'ordinary' technology.

[_maverick_]

[QUOTE=Dom Pyroshark;52829307]I personally hoped for more of "My favourite" list kind of deal just to see what shit are you into. I already got my own list of stuff that caters to my interest but I was wondering why people kept freaking out about you.[/QUOTE]

Oh I see, well in that case:
SOS
SAM
My own CBBE custom body
Submit
Defeat
Beeing female
Deadly drain
Sanguine's Debauchery
Private needs
Simple slavery
Prison overhaul
Amorous adventures
Apropos
OSEX
Estrus
All the sub mods that are needed for the above to work (sl-dialogue, sl-aroused, etc)
:v:

[Erkor]

wait what the heck did i enter this thread in on

[Peon Greenjoy]

I think I'll show myself the exit door. :why:

[Ravenholme]

[QUOTE=Dom Pyroshark;52829307]I personally hoped for more of "My favourite" list kind of deal just to see what shit are you into. I already got my own list of stuff that caters to my interest but I was wondering why people kept freaking out about you.[/QUOTE]

I don't think anyone particularly freaks out over _Maverick_, I know in my case I find his adventures to be a wonderful, wonderful thing.

[yellowoboe]

[QUOTE=Peon Greenjoy;52830123]I think I'll show myself the exit door. :why:[/QUOTE]
I wouldn't do that if I were you. The door is probably rigged to fuck.

[Peon Greenjoy]

[QUOTE=yellowoboe;52830243]I wouldn't do that if I were you. The door is probably rigged to fuck.[/QUOTE]

There was a fucking bear trap behind the door and I can't leave.

[Ravenholme]

[QUOTE=Peon Greenjoy;52830249]There was a fucking bear trap behind the door and I can't leave.[/QUOTE]

In the context of what has gone before, I'm just imagining a bear in a banana-hammock with a really suggestive expression lounging outside the door.

[27X]

[QUOTE=erkor;52830093]wait what the heck did i enter this thread in on[/QUOTE]

It's like you don't even know what your avatar is

[SpartanXC9]

[QUOTE=jimbobjoe1234;52829400]I actually didn't know that. Surprised they haven't decided to work with that some more. I really want the next game to show at least some sign of technological progression. It doesn't have to be a lot, just enough as to where things don't feel repetitive. I'm tired of homes being full of straw beds and torches.[/QUOTE]

There's also spaceships and moon colonies that are still going during Skyrim

[_charon]

[QUOTE=SpartanXC9;52831821]There's also spaceships and moon colonies that are still going during Skyrim[/QUOTE]

Actually, the spaceships are looooooooooong gone, and the moon colony was likely abandoned or otherwise lost after Tiber Septim died, since he was the only one down here who knew about the remaining settlement. Might still be some Khajiit floating around up there, though.

edit: the Battlespire was also a magical cross-dimensional International Space Station btw

[Ruby_Axe]

Wait, I thought they used Giant Moths to fly to the other planets, or was that just the elves?

[Kurahk]

[QUOTE=SpartanXC9;52831821]There's also spaceships and moon colonies that are still going during Skyrim[/QUOTE]
I know most of the the lore of TES but where does it say there were moon colonies? I know there was some attempted space travel by the Sun Birds of Alinor, but I don't remember anything about moon colonies. This isn't something from Micheal Kirkbride's batshit insane "dunmer on the moon and talos is a robot" story is it?

[_charon]

[QUOTE=Ruby_Axe;52832078]Wait, I thought they used Giant Moths to fly to the other planets, or was that just the elves?[/QUOTE]

That was the Reman-era Imperials; already an odd bunch without the mothships (though I don't think it's been said for certain that they were literal giant moths, it's just an assumption based on the name, their having wings, and the Imperial's having had a thing for moths).

Elves used some kind of magicka-powered (probably derived from the sun like a solar panel) airship called a Sunbird.

[editline]28th October 2017[/editline]

[QUOTE=Kurahk;52832106]I know most of the the lore of TES but where does it say there were moon colonies? I know there was some attempted space travel by the Sun Birds of Alinor, but I don't remember anything about moon colonies. This isn't something from Micheal Kirkbride's batshit insane "dunmer on the moon and talos is a robot" story is it?[/QUOTE]

It's Kirkbride but it's not c0da.
[URL="http://forums.bethsoft.com/topic/1327177-tatterdemalion-the-lunar-province-of-secunda/"]Tatterdemalion[/URL] is a Reman-era colony he wrote about here and there, though it never got included in anything major before he took his break from TES. [URL="https://www.imperial-library.info/content/tiber-septim%E2%80%99s-sword-meeting-cyrus-restless"]Demalion[/URL] is the Septim-era colony.

edit: always worth noting anything regarding Reman is either an over-the-top exaggeration or 100% true
Reman was fucking ridiculous

edit: btw talos isnt a robot the "OS" stands for "oversoul" not "operating system"
it isn't an in-universe thing it was just a way to make a point about talos being multiple souls in one

[Kurahk]

[QUOTE=_charon;52832138]
It's Kirkbride but it's not c0da.
[URL="http://forums.bethsoft.com/topic/1327177-tatterdemalion-the-lunar-province-of-secunda/"]Tatterdemalion[/URL] is a Reman-era colony he wrote about here and there, though it never got included in anything major before he took his break from TES. [URL="https://www.imperial-library.info/content/tiber-septim%E2%80%99s-sword-meeting-cyrus-restless"]Demalion[/URL] is the Septim-era colony.

edit: always worth noting anything regarding Reman is either an over-the-top exaggeration or 100% true
Reman was fucking ridiculous[/QUOTE]
What the fuck did I just read

That's what I love about TES Lore. Everything about it is either stock standard generic fantasy stuff or completely batshit insane metaphysical ramblings that make you question everything you thought you knew about the universe.