• What do you do when...
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jerk off what do you do when you study?
I fall asleep from boredom. What do you do if Facepunch was DDoSed?
Find another website to go to. But It would never be as good. What would you do if you had to never go on FP again?
go on 4chan what would you do if video games were never made?
Bored. What if - 4-chan stays down.
Go to FP What would you do if you saw a dead body on the ground?
poke it with a stick. What would you do if you saw a giant crab outside your window in the middle of the night?
Say "Spy Crab is in season." What would you do if you caught your best friend fapping?
Leave What do you do with the drunken sailor?
THrow him over-board. What would you do-oo-o - for a nastymintshitbar.
Look at it with a smile. What do you do with the drunken sailor? ([url]http://ingeb.org/songs/whatshal.html[/url])
1. Sling him in the long boat till he's sober, 2. Keep him there and make 'im bale 'er. 3. Pull out the plug and wet him all over, 4. Take 'im and shake 'im, try an' wake 'im. 5. Trice him up in a runnin' bowline. 6. Give 'im a taste of the bosun's rope-end. 7. Give 'im a dose of salt and water. 8. Stick on 'is back a mustard plaster. 9. Shave his belly with a rusty razor. 10. Send him up the crow's nest till he falls down, 11. Tie him to the taffrail when she's yardarm under, 12. Put him in the scuppers with a hose-pipe on him. 13. Soak 'im in oil till he sprouts flippers. 14. Put him in the guard room till he's sober. 15. Put him in bed with the captain's daughter*). 16. Take the Baby and call it Bo'sun. 17. Turn him over and drive him windward. 18. Put him in the scuffs until the horse bites on him. 19. Heave him by the leg and with a rung console him. 20. That's what we'll do with the drunken sailor. What do you do with a BSOD?
when your locked in the same room with chris tucker
[QUOTE=OzJackal;16051287]Nothing. I don't get any. :D What do you do when Garry private messages you on the forum saying "Hay I herd u liek admin so here lol jk permaban"?[/QUOTE] Go DAMNIT and change your IP, get a new user-name... When the voices tell people to kill you.
Shoot the people. When you have money worries
Don't spend money on crap I don't [b]REALLY[/b] need
[QUOTE=mikeyt493;16058165]Shoot the people. When you have money worries[/QUOTE] Win the lottory. When a pole dancer brings you on stage and starts to stip you--- But you had a drunken piss in there - earlier.
I piss some more What if your hot sister asked to make love to you? :smug:
If she was reaaaally hot... >_> (But I don't have a sister) What do you do when a dog pisses on you (a big dog, like a pit bull)
say "that's nice......" and walk away (unless it's my lab then i punt him lightly) what do you do when a hot random girl say's your sexy?
I say "Then i guess we have something in common :smug:" What if you were with your gf and she was "ready" but you couldnt get hard
I would get hard. By taking Viagra.. actually, I would never be in a position where I couldn't get hard. Unless it's only guys around. What would you do if a headcrab attacked you?
[QUOTE=GameQude;16061932]I would get hard. By taking Viagra.. actually, I would never be in a position where I couldn't get hard. Unless it's only guys around. What would you do if a headcrab attacked you?[/QUOTE] Get killed by gordon or some rebel or combine. What do you do when you see a spider crawling on you?
Freak out, drop the weed-eater, smack it off, and vow to not go under the trees around sun-set ever again... When you had a dream spiders were in your candy.
This. :barf: What do you do when you take a shit in your sleep? (In the bed)
See a doctor What do you do when you do what you do?
Keep doing it. Zombies are burning down your house.
Run away. What do you do when someone starts raping you?
you scream ?
blinxies forgot to post something. Shat do you do when you see a man running down the street naked.
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