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Yo mama so fat, she went to buy a water-bed, and the clerk said to lay a blanket over the ocean.
Yo momma so stupid she got run over by a parked car
yo mumma so fat when she went swimming in the ocean all the whales started singing 'we are family'
Yo mamma is so fat that by the time she's passed the TV, your favorite program is over.
Yeah, well? Yo mamma.
Your momma's so fat, she's in danger of heart disease.
Yo mamma is so fat,she can recreate valve time
Yo momma so fat, she got her own Zip Code. Yo momma so fat, she's ALL the contestants in the new series of 'The Biggest Loser'.
Yo momma so fat so she dates Gabe Newell :frog: so her son can get episode 3 faster
Yo momma is so fat her escape velocity exceeds 3x10^8 m/s
You're such a fucking idiot that you posted this.
Sorry, you need to
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