• This site sells swords/ninja gear/armor/etc..
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[QUOTE=Fuhrer;26835904][img_thumb]http://www.trueswords.com/images/prod/c/blast_knuckles_stun_gun_540.jpg[/img_thumb] One million volts.[/QUOTE] I always wanted a gun for home protection, and now I want two of these. Punch the shit out of anyone who dares step into my house uninvited. I could take on the entire world with these babies. Infact, I'm getting two of those now, and starting a world invasion, starting from inside a mall. GL being under my rule
[QUOTE=Medicman;26836806]Not everything requires a practical purpose, some things are just fun to have.[/QUOTE] It sucks though because most of the things you would want to slash with one would probably damage the sword.
[img]http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQVpRGS3kkOUXWBEQXvMGeOGFtmCV_4ASvpFHwfcH7_GMZd-RSXFQ[/img] Except not gay and more badass
this thread is funny to me because i have a small armoury right behind me of swords 1 samurai sword (replica and heavily damaged) 2 strap on your arm blades (fucking shaaarp) 2 perfectly straight ninja swords ( one long one short and what makes them ninja i dont know) and a circular throwing knife that unfolds into an S shape (has a real blade but a second false one renderes it mostly useless)
[QUOTE=Seppe;26829671][img_thumb]http://www.trueswords.com/images/prod/c/TS-SGLS_540.jpg[/img_thumb] A secret lipstick stungun. Because all ninjas use lipstick, right? [editline]20th December 2010[/editline] Holy fuck, 350,000 volts.[/QUOTE] and if you mistaken it as a lip balm yourself...
[QUOTE=mini me;26837255]this thread is funny to me because i have a small armoury right behind me of swords 1 samurai sword (replica and heavily damaged) 2 strap on your arm blades (fucking shaaarp) 2 perfectly straight ninja swords ( one long one short and what makes them ninja i dont know) and a circular throwing knife that unfolds into an S shape (has a real blade but a second false one renderes it mostly useless)[/QUOTE] I challenger your armory. 1 gold plated diamond encrusted longsword from Spain 1 Nazi officer dagger with a ivory handle and a Damascus blade, comes with a sheath. 1 homemade greatsword, cuts trees like butter 1 rusty axe, also cuts shit like butter 4 or so folding knives, along with a huge buck 110 4 fixed blade knives, all of them razor sharp. 1 homemade crowbar 2 swiss army knives 1 inprogress homemade knife 1 6' foot long 2h greatsword, homemade from a old combine blade or something. Has some huge spikes on it instead of a straight blade.
Oh yeah well I got a plastic spork. [editline]21st December 2010[/editline] It does seem kinda stupid though, you have all these weapons but you can only use one maybe two at a time.
[QUOTE=SPESSMEHREN;26835876]What the fuck would a Facepuncher do with a sword?[/QUOTE] Attempt to hit everyone in their school while yelling "HIROSHIIMAA!"
[QUOTE=Vollybomb;26836297]Zombies.[/QUOTE] Fight your imaginary zombies with your imaginary sword.
[QUOTE=Suzune;26838093]Attempt to hit everyone in their school while yelling "HIROSHIIMAA!"[/QUOTE] You mean "BANZAIIIIIIIIIII".
If you're gonna buy a decent sword, buy hand crafted.
The only thing I got is a wooden axe I made as a prop for a project. Shit wouldn't last even a single hit.
I have a Leatherman Surge. Cuts things, screws things and fuck... it even files things. Custom too, bitches. Engraved on it says "Happy 20th Chris Love mum" Nearly 2 years old and it's still going strong.
[img]http://www.trueswords.com/images/prod/c/dragon_hand_claw_blades_540.jpg[/img] What the fuck? [quote]"Notice: We feel this is a fun and unique product, however this factory production is not perfect. The blades are held in place with a small amount of glue within the cast metal skull designs. The blades may become loose if they are pulled on, hit into objects, or if the product is a hot environment causing the glue to become soft. If this occurs it can be corrected easily by using a stronger glue. While this fault with the product can be annoying, we still feel that it is a great item and collection worthy."[/quote] Oh, so I can have a dragon fucking blade-claw, but the blades will come off if they are "hit into objects".
This is loke those websites which offer all sorts of gear and weaponry for "modern urban combat" environments even though we are never going to need any of their gear and it will either end up hanging on the wall or pictured spread out across a table in a Police press room with mountains of drugs.
[QUOTE=MIPS;26840821]This is loke those websites which offer all sorts of gear and weaponry for "modern urban combat" environments even though we are never going to need any of their gear and it will either end up hanging on the wall or pictured spread out across a table in a Police press room with mountains of drugs.[/QUOTE] I carry a collapsible police baton. [editline]21st December 2010[/editline] they sell that
[url]http://www.e-bogu.com/Kama_s/87.htm[/url] Worlds biggest dildo.
internet tough guy store
[QUOTE=Arc Nova;26842132]internet tough guy store[/QUOTE] No it's just a money trap. 90% of this stuff will be stainless, the rest will be slag steel that is improperly tempered. Any leather items will be made of 3oz chrome tan shit that breaks when you sneeze too hard. Oh and those "stun guns" don't work, they're more useful as igniters for potato cannons and they'll just piss someone off if you're being attacked, then they'll break your legs AND your arms.
Ugh, when will people realize that volts don't affect people, amps do.
[QUOTE=zombiefreak;26843076]Ugh, when will people realize that volts don't affect people, amps do.[/QUOTE] Last year I went to a gun show, and when I walked in I hear the familiar "ZZZAP" sound of a stun gun, and there's some fool at a table telling people they can knock people unconscious with two zaps from one of his stun guns. Now I have a stun gun that I used as an igniter for a potato cannon, and I've accidentally zapped myself with it many times while building the cannon. I went over and listened to him pitch his stun guns, then asked if I could see one, and he hands me one. I then zapped myself in the left shoulder with it twice right in front of everyone, then set the stun gun back down on the table and walked away. When I went by his table again he had packed up and left. They hurt like hell, but that's all they do. Now an actual tazer, the kind that fires barbed electrodes, those will knock you down for sure, but a stun gun is just a painful noise maker.
[QUOTE=RR_Raptor65;26843198]Last year I went to a gun show, and when I walked in I hear the familiar "ZZZAP" sound of a stun gun, and there's some fool at a table telling people they can knock people unconscious with two zaps from one of his stun guns. Now I have a stun gun that I used as an igniter for a potato cannon, and I've accidentally zapped myself with it many times while building the cannon. I went over and listened to him pitch his stun guns, then asked if I could see one, and he hands me one. I then zapped myself in the left shoulder with it twice right in front of everyone, then set the stun gun back down on the table and walked away. When I went by his table again he had packed up and left. They hurt like hell, but that's all they do. Now an actual tazer, the kind that fires barbed electrodes, those will knock you down for sure, but a stun gun is just a painful noise maker.[/QUOTE] I'd feel bad for that guy. For some reason, shopkeepers who don't get any customers makes me sad :saddowns:
i want a big sturdy stick with a blade on the end so i can smack people in the face and then stab them or something mostly so people can watch a fat kid flailing with a spear
[img]http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s216/phyreblade_blog/True%20Swords/black_cat_defense_key_chain.jpg[/img] i got one of these instead
[QUOTE=Moose;26844518][img_thumb]http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s216/phyreblade_blog/True%20Swords/black_cat_defense_key_chain.jpg[/img_thumb] i got one of these instead[/QUOTE] Looks a bit like a cat
[QUOTE=TamTamJam;26843889]I'd feel bad for that guy. For some reason, shopkeepers who don't get any customers makes me sad :saddowns:[/QUOTE] I don't have any respect for people like him. He was telling a blatant lie just to make money.
[QUOTE=Schlinky;26844608]Looks a bit like a cat[/QUOTE] thats because its the cat
Real men use [url=http://www.coldsteel.com/swords.html]Cold Steel[/url]. I mean seriously, their CEO is trying to justify using a fucking [i]two-handed great sword[/i] as a street sweeper. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hfLZozBVpM[/media]
[url]http://www.trueswords.com/queen-sword-nero-devil-video-game-replica-p-5100.html[/url] I need this. Now.
[QUOTE=Lolthanio;26844948]Real men use [url=http://www.coldsteel.com/swords.html]Cold Steel[/url]. I mean seriously, their CEO is trying to justify using a fucking [i]two-handed great sword[/i] as a street sweeper.[/QUOTE] Yeah, Cold Steel blades are supposed to be pretty good. They're just simple, rough swords. Albion Swords are where it's at though. Much more expensive but worth it.
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