FunkyHippo the Filipeno sex god:
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Cut her nipples off.
[QUOTE=Kondor;18120370]FunkyHippo the Filipeno sex god:
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[QUOTE=Kondor;18120370]FunkyHippo the Filipeno sex god:
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If that's him, didn't happen.
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If he can get some, I don't see why op can't.
weren't you the guy that made that i had sex with someone on the couch thread?
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If he can get some, I don't see why op can't.[/QUOTE]
Sorry, I was laughing for about 2 minutes at this post
Michael Jackson it.
[QUOTE=KommradKommisar;18120286]doctor goes 'wat'?[/QUOTE]
what are you like 12? Doctors have heard much worse situations then this one
Hahahaha, oh this is great!
Incinerate your fingers.
I'm not even joking. You're just going to fucking spread it everywhere. Unless you're typing with a latex glove your keyboard is probably covered in the virus, if you go to use soap at a later date that you've tried to use, it's probably on there too.
Haha wow!
"hey what's that?"
"It's herpes [b]ON MY FINGER[/b]"
haha, holy shit
[QUOTE=Dlaor;18120673]Also, title made me think this was a troll thread, then I clicked and got delivered. :v:[/QUOTE]
Some things you just can't make up
i'm lol'ing so hard
she used you
so good
hahahaha
hahahahaahaha
she didn't even suck your dick
and you got herpes
hahahaahahaha
you got owned op
Wow, sucks if you end up getting herpes on your tongue.
i've never heard of herpes giving you an outbreak the next day
that's some agressive shit right there, or you're lucky and it's not actually herpes
It's really fucking itchy.
That's sucks man, you should go see the doctor ASAP.
Good tho that my girl doesn't have stuff like that...or at least i hope so :paranoia:
[QUOTE=KommradKommisar;18120286]doctor goes 'wat'?[/QUOTE]
Any Doctor that is even remotely professional wouldnt act like "OMG U GOT HERPIES WUT?" herpies is a common thing. Its not like he would say "ewwwww you touched her vagina? Grosssss heres an ibuprofen go home"
[QUOTE=FunkyHippo;18120123](Pictures at the bottom) Alright, I'm going to give you everything by detail.
Alright so last night I was given loving to some hot folopeno chick from my work. Unfortunately she didn't want me to take her v card cause she still has it. So I asked her if we could just go to first base and we did.
I started off by putting my tongue deep deep into her vagina and twirling it left, right, up and fucking down. Grabbing her clitoria and jacking it off at the same time. I'm sure she was loving it and stuff.
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That's Third Base
[QUOTE=shadow_oap;18121055]Wow, sucks if you end up getting herpes on your tongue.[/QUOTE]
Cold sores are caused by herpes, so I wouldn't be surprised if something showed up around his lips/mouth.
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