A girl I was fingering last night gave me Herpes on my fingers
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no
[QUOTE=FunkyHippo;18120123]I started off by putting my tongue deep deep into her vagina and twirling it left, right, up and fucking down. Grabbing her clitoria and jacking it off at the same time.[/QUOTE]
Aha, solved the problem. You entered the Konami code.
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[QUOTE=sltungle;18121316]Cold sores are caused by herpes, so I wouldn't be surprised if something showed up around his lips/mouth.[/QUOTE]
Cold sores are from the herpes family, they ARE a form of herpes
[QUOTE=Kondor;18121344]Aha, solved the problem. You entered the Konami code.
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Cold sores are from the herpes family, they ARE a form of herpes[/QUOTE]
I thought they were just the result OF herpes, not like... herpes itself manifesting in the form of a big, crusty piece of skin.
At least you don't have Eczma herpeticum
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Wow, it's amazing how just a quick google search for herpes rapidly descends into interesting pictures of skin diseases!
[i]You can get herpes on your eye![/i]
[img]http://www.harrisonreid.net/images/Herpes2.JPG[/img]
Tag that shit
Awesome!
isn't herpes of the eye a cousin to pink eye or something
and op she knew she had herpes
you got played so hard lololololol
Wear gloves.
[QUOTE=BricknHead;18121065]i've never heard of herpes giving you an outbreak the next day
that's some agressive shit right there, or you're lucky and it's not actually herpes[/QUOTE]
scabies? sifilis?
[QUOTE=Kondor;18120370]FunkyHippo the Filipeno sex god:
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Good lord you look like a cross between Argon and Jaba the Hut
I think it's just a rash.
But that would mean...you're allergic to vagina!
[QUOTE=Splurgy;18121478]
[i]You can get herpes on your eye![/i]
[img]http://www.harrisonreid.net/images/Herpes2.JPG[/img][/QUOTE]
I take it you won't be able to see shit if that happens? Because it looks god awesome.
Dude, you'll definitely be the king of parties with your mad storytelling.
"I went to the ski lodge in Switzerland."
"I went snorkeling in the Bahamas."
"I got Herpes on my finger!"
I think you should kinda tell her that she has herpes.
[QUOTE=bigdoggie;18121680]I take it you won't be able to see shit if that happens? Because it looks god awesome.[/QUOTE]
no it looks horrible.
At least she was good enough to tell you not to stick it in her vag. (why dont we have a smiley for that?)
Whatever you do don't bite your fingernails
lol she says shes a virgin but has herpes
lol
[QUOTE=Erp;18122005]lol she says shes a virgin but has herpes
lol[/QUOTE]
maybe she didn't want him to get herpes?
You're like Midas...except with Herpes.
[QUOTE=Aaronn;18120696]Wow don't masturbate[/QUOTE]
+1, don't you get that hand even close to your schlong...
And in the meantime, until you see a doctor, wash your hands every 30 seconds, I'm not even kidding... that shit's dangerous
And keep checking out your tongue
wait...funkyhippo...weren't you the guy who made all those weird posts about having necrophilia? stop fingering dead chicks dude, maybe you won't get diseases
I'm sorry, we'll have to amputate.
Herpes isn't what I'd call a "trick" [I]or[/I] a "treat".
[QUOTE=WWIII;18120801]Michael Jackson it.[/QUOTE]
Hanging a child over a balcony will not solve finger herpes. In fact, you may give herpes to the child's leg.
Herpes: The gift so nice she gave it [I]twice[/I].
.....Bwaaahahahahahahaha.
Oh my god, i literally lol'd.
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[QUOTE=Hexxeh;18122364]Herpes isn't what I'd call a "trick" [I]or[/I] a "treat".[/QUOTE]
its a trap
Oh god, I'm sorry OP, but I've never laughed so hard at a FacePunch thread before.
Thank you!
Wear gloves. Double layer that shit too.
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