A girl I was fingering last night gave me Herpes on my fingers
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Why the hell didn't you scrub your hands after touching that filthy wretch!
Wow...oh wow. This is why people shouldn't hook up.
And I still do it while drunk.
Pour alcohol in a glove.
Wear glove,
Use Hand Sanitizer.
This is blasphemy!
I've never had any of this before.
You're talking about someone else.
And as you can see, I'm wearing gloves, for Gods sake...
I was going to say you just created that account for this thread, you damn foo'
Then I saw your Join-date.
[QUOTE=tasty-man;18121605]Good lord you look like a cross between Argon and Jaba the Hut[/QUOTE]
Argon?
[img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/20/Electron_shell_018_Argon.svg/558px-Electron_shell_018_Argon.svg.png[/img]
If you look like that I don't even want to THINK about how the girl must look like.
I bet she's at least twice your si- DAMN NOW I THOUGHT ABOUT IT
did you wash your hands after?
[QUOTE=Eken;18122545]I was going to say you just created that account for this thread, you damn foo'
Then I saw your Join-date.[/QUOTE]
Respected members don't go around fingering everyone who appears in front of you.
Those fingers must be from my nemesis, the LEFT HAND!
Funky im calling bs, you make too many of theese unrealistic threads, your uncle(?) rapes cats, you had sex on your coutch and now you got an std on your fingers?
I don't expect you to believe me anyway.
[QUOTE=FunkyHippo;18122679]I don't expect you to believe me anyway.[/QUOTE]
Nah, i belive you really.
[QUOTE=Pepsi-cola;18122649]Funky im calling bs, you make too many of theese unrealistic threads, your uncle(?) rapes cats, you had sex on your coutch and now you got an std on your fingers?[/QUOTE]
Even if it is fake, it was still comical.
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[QUOTE=Pepsi-cola;18122693]Nah, i belive you really.[/QUOTE]
Reverse phycology works.
Skin that part of your fucking hand off. I know a guy who did that. He missed a spot and wouldn't cut it again. He ended up in the hospital the first time. Or burn it off. I'm sure you can get rid of that skin somehow. Wait, fuck it, don't burn it. You'll probably get a facefull of herpes gas.
I call bullshit because the only stories I ever see on this site written in an erotic style are encounters with the same sex.
[QUOTE=FunkyHippo;18120123]Grabbing her clitoria and [b]jacking it off[/b] at the same time.[/QUOTE]
wat
Should have worn protection!
[img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/25/Fingercot.jpg[/img]
thats a finger cot, people who work with food were them over bandaids when they have cuts on there fingers.
you're going to die.
[QUOTE=rathat48;18122971]Should have worn protection!
[img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/25/Fingercot.jpg[/img]
thats a finger cot, people who work with food were them over bandaids when they have cuts on there fingers.[/QUOTE]
I must say they look rather useless... Why not just put on a glove?
Wear a glove on that hand. That's what Michael Jackson did.
[QUOTE=Turbis2;18123042]I must say they look rather useless... Why not just put on a glove?[/QUOTE]
Gloves make you less dextrous, you fumble around a lot. Try playing guitar with hiking gloves on, that's why you always see people playing guitar outdoors with hobo gloves on
Wrap your fingers with something.
[QUOTE=Kondor;18123098]Gloves make you less dextrous, you fumble around a lot. Try playing guitar with hiking gloves on, that's why you always see people playing guitar outdoors with hobo gloves on[/QUOTE]
there's a difference between a pair of ski gloves and a pair of latex gloves.
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Slap her with your herpes-hand.
Chop it off!
Be sure to wipe your keyboard with a disinfecting wipe when you're over the herpes, or it'll come back as soon as you start typing.
Is your eye feeling itchy? I bet it is, you might want to rub it.
You can't get herpes on your finger without an open wound. It's Poison Ivy. /thread
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