A girl I was fingering last night gave me Herpes on my fingers
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[QUOTE=mike;18123276]there's a difference between a pair of ski gloves and a pair of latex gloves.[/QUOTE]
I think any girl would be insulted if you finger her with latex gloves on.
Looks a lot like Poison Ivy or Poison Oak, like the guy above me said. Did you happen to be digging madly in another type of bush? one that isn't warm and moist?
That's what you get for being a dumb ass....
so basically,
-he gets poison ivy
-he thinks, "hey it kinda looks like herpes!"
-he thinks, "why not regale facepunch with a tale of fabricated sexual exploits?"
-he regales facepunch with a tale of fabricated sexual exploits
good work det. facepunch
[quote]The first outbreak usually occurs within [b]two weeks[/b] after the virus is transmitted, and the sores typically heal within two to four weeks.[/quote]
[url]http://www.cdc.gov/std/herpes/STDFact-herpes.htm[/url]
Looks like your in for a bumpy ride
So now she has a poison ivy rash in her vagina from your fingers?
Well she let you near her didn't she?
Now you know why.
:smug:
ok who is rating me dumb
they are suspended
Sir you are fucked. But i doubt it is herpes
Hahahhaha !
nasty man
Sir, you have finger AIDS.
Anyhow; if you plated her out you should get your mouth checked out too if you think it's Herpes. It [b]could[/b] just be a skin reaction to her cunt juice though.
[QUOTE=Kondor;18120370]FunkyHippo the Filipeno sex god:
[img]http://i36.tinypic.com/2m2c3te.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
Jack Black?
Better wear a glove on that hand at all times.
[QUOTE=lmaoboat;18125692]Jack Black?[/QUOTE]
My initial thoughts were:
"Smeagol?"
[QUOTE=gunvalk;18123559]You can't get herpes on your finger without an open wound. It's Poison Ivy. /thread[/QUOTE]
Ahahahaha he fingered a chick with poison ivy on his hand hahaha
God damn that chick must have an itchy cooter from all the poison ivy you shoved up it.
[QUOTE=waxrock;18126117]That's insulting to them...[/QUOTE]
Jack Black's an annoying prick he deserves to be insulted.
Why are we making fun of OP?
He looks like a lumberjack.
Would also explain why he shoved poison ivy up a chick's vag
I wonder how itching the vagina feels like.
Funkyhippo is it true were you fingering Ivy?
Son of a bitch
[img]http://janeward.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/poisonivy1.jpg[/img]
Sucks for you!
shake hands with everyone you know
or get it amputated
[QUOTE=Zeke129;18126254]Why are we making fun of OP?[/QUOTE]
Because he is lonely and passes of Poison ivy for sexual exploits.
Probably just one of the many different vaggo infections, most are temporary don't freak.
[QUOTE=waxrock;18126117]That's insulting to them...[/QUOTE]
Well I'm sorry if he reminds me of Smeagol before he got a hold of that blasted ring.
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