A girl I was fingering last night gave me Herpes on my fingers
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Reading your post gave me herpes.
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Ah man It's a pandemic, time to close the borders.
deport all mexicans
[QUOTE=admiral_Cola;18126350]Son of a bitch
[img]http://janeward.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/poisonivy1.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
Worth it IMO.
[QUOTE=RG4ORDR;18126513]deport all mexicans[/QUOTE]
So half the US then.
Wait, does that mean everyone has herpes? Better check your fingers, gents.
noooooooo just they will eat our food
[QUOTE=nivek;18120346]Tomorrow you're gonna wake up looking like this...
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[QUOTE=RJ102;18126500]Ah man It's a pandemic, time to close the borders.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/4/4a/Pandemic_2_Madagascar.gif[/img]
I find very hard that one of facepunch has been close to a girl..
uhhh i had girls in my classrom obviously i was close 2 them duh u SILLY WILLY! LOL!
Ohh this is great.
[QUOTE=Kondor;18120370]FunkyHippo the Filipeno sex god:
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lol what the fuck
there is no way those hairy fingers slithered into a vagina
[QUOTE=:awesome:;18120182]on your fingers[/QUOTE]
it's called a fucking joke
It's going to spread! Chop your hand off, and strap a chainsaw on it!
"I hold my v card."
No you fucking don't you dumb bitch
Tut tut
[QUOTE=MILKE;18127096]I find very hard that one of facepunch has been close to a girl..[/QUOTE]
he probably just paid a whore
I think the OP should have "The girl i was fingering last night gave me Herpes on my fingers" as a title.
In all fairness there's a slight chance he [i]did[/i] finger a girl and [i]did[/i] believe it was herpes, but accidentally got poison ivy'd.
Serves you right for fingering a girl. Boys are much cleaner.
[QUOTE=Dlaor;18120673]Also, title made me think this was a troll thread, then I clicked and got delivered. :v:[/QUOTE]
Who delivered you? FedEx?
[img]http://www.arabiansupplychain.com/pictures/gallery/Companies/Fedex_crash.gif[/img]
No fapping for you.
[QUOTE=gringfagmos;18120205]sister doesn't count mate[/QUOTE]
Incest is wincest. So grab your sister and put her to the test
[QUOTE=AwesomeDino;18128010]Who delivered you? FedEx?
[img]http://www.arabiansupplychain.com/pictures/gallery/Companies/Fedex_crash.gif[/img][/QUOTE]
What the hell happened there, also I hate to tell you guys this
But OP does not have herpes on his fingers
Poision ivy:
[img]http://z.about.com/d/pediatrics/1/0/I/T/poison_ivy_rash.jpg[/img]
Herpes:
[img]http://www.clarian.org/ADAM/doc/graphics/images/en/1373.jpg[/img]
I think we've been had
[img]http://z.about.com/d/dermatology/1/0/F/5/herpes_finger2.jpg[/img]
maha?
christ, i was eating.
Hey I got herpes too, doc says ill be ok though.
[img]http://www.fotogeriatria.net/images/boca/herpes%20zoster2.JPG[/img]
Go see a real doctor.
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