A girl I was fingering last night gave me Herpes on my fingers
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[QUOTE=Split3ndz;18128484]Hey I got herpes too, doc says ill be ok though.
-disgusting picture-[/QUOTE]
[img]http://h2dj.com/uclaradionews/files/borat-high-five.jpg[/img]
[b] It's nice![/b]
Hahahahahaha
Why isn't this sticky'd.
[QUOTE=juke;18128582]Why isn't this sticky'd.[/QUOTE]
It's more crusty and dry if anything
Haha, oh wow.
You idiot. You can't get fucking herpes on your hand without an open wound, nor is herpes that aggressive that it will outbreak the very next day.
... Shiiiiiiiiiit. :S
Well look at the bright side, now you can have sex without worrying about catching herpes
Cut off your arm before it spreads to your brain :tinfoil:
Go around touching everything
[QUOTE=Kondor;18130743]Go around touching everything[/QUOTE]
This.
I got hard.
Are the photos on the op showing?
I believe it happened, FunkyHippo. I believe you.
No, no, but in all seriousness I'm quite skeptical when it comes to stories like these.
[QUOTE=AwesomeDino;18128010]Who delivered you? FedEx?
[img]http://www.arabiansupplychain.com/pictures/gallery/Companies/Fedex_crash.gif[/img][/QUOTE]
Oh fuck my mail was on that plane.
[QUOTE=MILKE;18127096]I find very hard that one of facepunch has been close to a girl..[/QUOTE]
Even the girls of facepunch?
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Also, OP has had a lot of girls for a hobo red-neck like guy who reads manga and watches anime.
This could turn out to be more serious than it seems...
[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vagina_dentata[/url]
I think you got rabies.
Oh god vagina dentata. I remember that.
[QUOTE=Split3ndz;18128484]Hey I got herpes too, doc says ill be ok though.
[media][img]http://www.fotogeriatria.net/images/boca/herpes%20zoster2.JPG[/img][/media][/QUOTE]
I HEAR A SMOKER OVER HERE!
I bet that the "hot folopeno chick" looked like you, only with lipstick.
Ok, so this is the thread of the year.
I doubt you could even locate the clitoris
It's called a heat rash, you idiot.
[QUOTE=TheHydra;18122304]wait...funkyhippo...weren't you the guy who made all those weird posts about having necrophilia? stop fingering dead chicks dude, maybe you won't get diseases[/QUOTE]
that's nautsubes
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