A girl I was fingering last night gave me Herpes on my fingers
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Great thread. Also, i like your smooth skin, OP.
OP probably regrets posting those pictures by now.
I guess you could just not put your [b]finger[/b] on it.
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[QUOTE=ole johan;18132914]Now now, let's not start pointing [i]fingers[/i] here, it's not sure if she actually knew she had herpes.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://brendancalling.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/middle_finger.jpg[/img]
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What are gloves for brosky?
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[QUOTE=Cypher_09;18132982][img]http://brendancalling.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/middle_finger.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
Are those.... ginger hairs?
I fingered a girl last night and my fingers are lacking in your herpes.
yay
Digg this shit. Make this man a god! Bull him forever
At least you don't have it on your tongue and the inside of your mouth.
How the hell do you get herpes in the Eye...
Ew that means you have herpes on your tongue too
If I got herpes on my finger, I'd touch everyone.
I'd work at a fast food restaurant, and infect EVERYBODY.
I also feel bad for the girl, who got poison ivy in her vagina. She must be going through the same dilemma.
"Oh god my vagina is so itchy. IT MUST BE HERPES!"
[QUOTE=ole johan;18132914]Now now, let's not start pointing [i]fingers[/i] here, it's not sure if she actually knew she had herpes.[/QUOTE]
Well its his fault he got [b]touchy[/b] with a random filipino.
[QUOTE=Cypher_09;18132982][img]http://brendancalling.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/middle_finger.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
[img]http://filesmelt.com/downloader/right_handed_retard.jpg[/img]
Herpes does this to you.
[QUOTE=demoguy08;18132436]I doubt you could even locate the clitoris[/QUOTE]
Not to mention "jacking it off." That would probably cause the girl excruciating pain. Not even BDSM chicks want that.
[QUOTE=Cathbadh;18137110]Not to mention "jacking it off." That would probably cause the girl excruciating pain. Not even BDSM chicks want that.[/QUOTE]
You grab the hood and you pull/play/rub. It doesn't matter, you obviously have never "ate out" a chick. :smug:
I jacked off a horse ladies im here all nighbt
[QUOTE=Firerain;18137727]I jacked off a horse ladies im here all nighbt[/QUOTE]
Not you...
for the rest of your life wear a glove over that hand, and if you ever get into a fight you take the glove off and use your special move HERPES PUNCH!
The girl is probably as erm......"good looking" as OP so there's a slight chance it really happened
[img]http://www.cubeupload.com/files/a53a00deliciousasianomnomn.png[/img]
The irony of everyone getting laughs over the OP's picture is that he's probably above average in terms of a Facepuncher's physical appearance.
You have to be like Ash from Evil Dead II
CUT YOUR ARM OFF
thanks for the avatar funkyhippo
[QUOTE=$SLIMSWITCH$;18136641]How the hell do you get herpes in the Eye...[/QUOTE]
Get spunk in your eye
Rub a herpes hand in your eye
Lick out a girl who cums all over your face
Shine a torch into a mirror which reflects into another mirror and back into the first mirror
Ask if you can look inside a girl's vagina
Say bad things about communists
Touch yourself at night
It's simple really
[img]http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/kill-it-with-fire-demotivational-poster.jpg[/img]
That phillipino bitch impregnated you.
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Sorry thought it was relevant.
Eww herpes.
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