• A girl I was fingering last night gave me Herpes on my fingers
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[quote]and fucking down[/quote] You flicked your tongue down? Man you're so cool.
You should go and shake as many peoples hands as you can before getting that treated.
Fucking hell is all I can say
Was she fat too? Just wondering because you were all OM NOM NOM on her. She was prolly :350:
I didn't know you could get herpes anywhere else besides... Down there. Don't rate me dumb, I admitted my failure!
[QUOTE=credesniper;18140286]I didn't know you could get herpes anywhere else besides... Down there. Don't rate me dumb, I admitted my failure![/QUOTE] hurr
AHAHAHHAHAHAH FUCKING OWNED, HOW YOU GUNNA EAT [B]NOW[/B] MUTHAFUCKA?!!! [img]http://www.a.com/[/img]
Let's hope for my sake you don't give it to your mom!
Don't be a dummy, cum on her tummy.
[QUOTE=DeathRocks;18139081][img]http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/9440/1234782136624xh5.jpg[/img] Sorry thought it was relevant.[/QUOTE] I lol'd so hard at this that i spit out some water i was drinking.
[QUOTE=dumdydum;18138958]thanks for the avatar funkyhippo[/QUOTE] No! Thank YOU!
[QUOTE=FunkyHippo;18142618]No! Thank YOU![/QUOTE] :downs: we're buddies now :DD:DD:DD:D [editline]04:05AM[/editline] well, probably not :crying:
Wow.. Actually I think you have Athlete's Foot on your hands. I heard it can spread to other parts of the body including the genitals. Cause honestly I've had that on my feet since Basic Training when I got it.. your skin even looks cracked and tight like it does on my feet in certain spots. Keep your hands dry as best ya can.. wash often too. It'll go away. Sadly I can't avoid it on my feet cause I wear boots all day.
You should probably not eat with that hand and buy a new keyboard.
[QUOTE=lordofthefat;18137685]You grab the hood and you pull/play/rub. It doesn't matter, you obviously have never "ate out" a chick. :smug:[/QUOTE] Yeah, those are great, but not [I]pulling back the hood and applying friction directly to the clitoris.[/I] That's a great way to get kicked in the head.
[QUOTE=Cathbadh;18144955]Yeah, those are great, but not [I]pulling back the hood and applying friction directly to the clitoris.[/I] That's a great way to get kicked in the head.[/QUOTE] Uh, if it's dry friction, yeah, that might get you kicked. But, if there is some type of lube, spit/pussy juice/etc., then it's not going to hurt. In fact that is THE MOST sensitive part of a chick. In fact, if properly rubbed/sucked/whatever, you can make a female cum in minutes, if not SECONDS. [editline]01:54AM[/editline] Yes, I mean doing all this on a bare clit.
You don't have herpes on your fingers.. It takes weeks from first exposure to when the first symptoms could show up. It's a virus so it takes some time to do its thing. A pussy is acidic. It can have a PH as low as 3.8 sometimes (depends on her cycle and age). Lemon juice has a PH of 2.4 and 7 is neutral. You've got some mild irritation on your fingers from the acid. Wash your hands next time when you're done and it shouldn't be a problem.
My advice is adding a "Funny" rating to the numerous ones already there
Did you use a finger condom? Yes, they do sell them. [img]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_JKCFu-yU-0c/R86K_lKPMxI/AAAAAAAAAI8/NORNDdO8MzE/s320/japan-finger_condoms.gif[/img]
[QUOTE=Megan Fox;18146850]Did you use a finger condom? Yes, they do sell them. [img]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_JKCFu-yU-0c/R86K_lKPMxI/AAAAAAAAAI8/NORNDdO8MzE/s320/japan-finger_condoms.gif[/img][/QUOTE] no you could stick both your hands in there and clap
I'd revenge. She liked it (apparently) give her more, but this time, don't cut your nails and smear some shit over your fingers. SHE'll DIE! MUAHAHAHAHAH
I came back from the doctor. It was a waste of time for me to go there the doctor says. it's just a some reaction to piss and semen basically. Some guy even Pm'd me here on fp and told me the same shit. He also linked me to it [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dyshidrosis[/url]
Well what do you know? it's not herpes after all...
Herpes would of really sucked anyway.
[QUOTE=FunkyHippo;18148891] it's just a some reaction to piss and [b]semen[/b] basically. [/QUOTE] But you didn't fuck her? So you were fingering her dirty snatch that still had another man's semen in. And you gave her oral, oh dear.
[QUOTE=FunkyHippo;18148891]I came back from the doctor. It was a waste of time for me to go there the doctor says. it's just a some reaction to piss and semen basically. Some guy even Pm'd me here on fp and told me the same shit. He also linked me to it [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dyshidrosis[/url][/QUOTE] it doesn't even look like herpes have you ever seen them
[QUOTE=SebSharpy;18149067]But you didn't fuck her? So you were fingering her dirty snatch that still had another man's semen in. And you gave her oral, oh dear.[/QUOTE] Oh god I lol'd! :v:
Another perfect "this thread didn't go the way I wanted" thread.
[QUOTE=Cuel;18150499]Another perfect "this thread didn't go the way I wanted" thread.[/QUOTE] Yes, it's all going to plan...
[QUOTE=FunkyHippo;18120123][B]UPDATE[/B] I came back from the doctor. It was a waste of time for me to go there the doctor says. it's just a some reaction to piss and semen basically. Some guy even Pm'd me here on fp and told me the same shit. He also linked me to it [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dyshidrosis[/url] (Pictures at the bottom) Alright, I'm going to give you everything by detail. Alright so last night I was given loving to some hot folopeno chick from my work. Unfortunately she didn't want me to take her v card cause she still has it. So I asked her if we could just go to first base and we did. I started off by putting my tongue deep deep into her vagina and twirling it left, right, up and fucking down. Grabbing her clitoria and jacking it off at the same time. I'm sure she was loving it and stuff. So I went in for the kill I wanted her to feel the wrath of my fingers so I finished off her journey for orgasms with the poundings of my two fingers. I was literally making her scream with my fast rapid fingers scrambling all over her stupid pussy, it was like we were on a rollercoaster ride with her rumbling all over my couch. AND BAM! She came all over my hand. It was a lot. She then gave me a handjob. Wake up in the morning to only feel the itchiness in my fingers I used to pleasure this chick. Theres bumps on it. its fucknig herpes! So NOW I'm sure this whore never had her v-card to begin with. P.S. no signs of herpes on my tongue. [img]http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/7585/img7140a.jpg[/img] [img]http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/5311/img7142a.jpg[/img] I don't think I can get rid of it, but I'm going to the doctor Tuesday to see if theres anything I can do to get rid of it. But for the time being, anyone got any advice?[/QUOTE] just dont fap or he will spread on weenis too.
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