• post the shit you did/almost did while tired/zoning out/whatever
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what the fuck even is this thread
Well I once woke up thinking it was a school day so I got up at like seven, got dressed and shit, shortly afterwards I noticed it was Saturday. Very bittersweet feeling, pissed that I was duped into waking up at seven and getting ready, but also happy I could go back to bed [editline]24th December 2014[/editline] not that interesting, didn't down any cooking oil or anything
I sat in a bus once after not sleeping for two days, and the snowy cliffs outside turned into scary faces and dinosaur bones..
I've done quite a lot of stupid shit, but what I remember was breaking two things by accident in the past two months while I was hyper. At first I was fucking around with my brother, and while saying a certain quote I bashed my head against a picture frame smashing the glass. And yesterday I had one of those moments that I'm not paying any attention to my environment again. My mom suspended a chandelier in the stairwell of our house, while it hangs dangerously low. So yesterday I was stupidly marching down the stairs, and next thing I know is I kicked that chandelier with my bare foot. One bulb broke and I replaced it with a fluorescent bulb to spite my mom, and because we didn't have any other spare bulb. That chandelier has taken a lot of abuse anyway as I often bash my head against it when going down the stairs with haste. I'm seriously considering to take the fluorescent fixture in our shed, and do a quick swap.
Threw my shirt in the toilet.
I put the cereal in the fridge and the milk in the cabinet
I put sugar on my spaghetti instead of salt.
Once put salt in my early morning cuppa tea instead of sugar.
Almost made myself a nice bowl of cat food for breakfast (and almost gave the cat my cereal) Fell asleep in a French exam when I was 14. :v: Needless to say my teacher and parents were pissed at me.
every second morning I prepare my lunch box and put it in the fridge. I take it out seconds later, realizing my lunch DOES NOT GO IN THE FRIDGE
Pissed in the dirty clothes basket, and then put socks into the toilet. Or the classic put your food in the bin and then go to eat the wrapper.
Fell flat on a pallet at work Once I missed the toilet bowl when I peed
[QUOTE=Sergeant Stacker;46791420] Once I missed the toilet bowl when I peed[/QUOTE] dude i miss my piss all the time it's okay bro calm down
to add on to my OP I remember a time I put my phone in the fridge left it there
Drove for 3 hours on autopilot.. One minute I'm in Wagga Wagga, next minute I'm in Sydney.
"Alright Rantosaurus, what's 1/2 of 4?" "Uh...umm...I'm not sure."
[QUOTE=Octopod;46791485]to add on to my OP I remember a time I put my phone in the fridge left it there[/QUOTE] What is it with you and your fridge? Sounds like you two have some unhealthy attraction to each other or something.
A few years ago, I got a new graphics card for my computer. I took the old one out, and put it the antistatic bag and on a heap of clothes. the next morning, it was very early and I was drowsy, I had to go put my dirty clothes in the laundry pile. It wasnt until a few hours later when I realized what I had done. Thankfully, my parents noticed the odd hunk of silicon and metal in the clothes pile before they put it in the washing machine.
i fell asleep in science i woke up to my teacher yelling out my name and asking me to read shit was awkward
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