• Why the F___ Do some people Stand up to wipe?
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[QUOTE=Wunce;51890925]Alright everyone in this thread is ignoring the obvious issue: [b] Different countries have different toilets. [/b] [img]http://i.imgur.com/dEeUVtH.png[/img] Many Americans stand up to wipe because their toilets are fucking awful.[/QUOTE] This difference is not based on country. I've only ever been lucky enough to have the toilet design on the left once.
[QUOTE=Pink_Elephant;51885129]There is no way that method is more Efficient, and more hygienic.][/QUOTE] because it means i can immediately go from wiping my ass to throwing it down the loo, pulling up my pants, turning around and flush, duh. It's more a pain to reach your hand underneath unless there is something your doing that is special, i don't wanna know. these threads, man
i really want an Asian toilet.
If you stand up, and yo pull them cheeks apart, it's more effective cleaning wise. Plus your hand won't be so close to the Pee and Poo Water.
[QUOTE=Wunce;51890925]Alright everyone in this thread is ignoring the obvious issue: [b] Different countries have different toilets. [/b] [img]http://i.imgur.com/dEeUVtH.png[/img] Many Americans stand up to wipe because their toilets are fucking awful.[/QUOTE] And then there is here :v: [t]http://livedoor.blogimg.jp/vivit_2012/imgs/8/f/8f5be663.jpg[/t] (Have not seen these for some time though, they have been disappearing)
[QUOTE=daigennki;51893279]And then there is here :v: [t]http://livedoor.blogimg.jp/vivit_2012/imgs/8/f/8f5be663.jpg[/t] (Have not seen these for some time though, they have been disappearing)[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=HookerVomit;51891746]i really want an Asian toilet.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=HookerVomit;51896559][/QUOTE] [img]http://archive.fortune.com/assets/i2.cdn.turner.com/money/galleries/2007/fortune/0712/gallery.101_dumbest.fortune/images/007_toto_toilet.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Wunce;51890925]Alright everyone in this thread is ignoring the obvious issue: [b] Different countries have different toilets. [/b] [img]http://i.imgur.com/dEeUVtH.png[/img] Many Americans stand up to wipe because their toilets are fucking awful.[/QUOTE] our toilets are fine. we just have a lot of wierdos.
I don't want to get toilet w*ter on my hands so I just stand up a little bit [editline]2nd March 2017[/editline] [QUOTE=daigennki;51893279]And then there is here :v: [t]http://livedoor.blogimg.jp/vivit_2012/imgs/8/f/8f5be663.jpg[/t] (Have not seen these for some time though, they have been disappearing)[/QUOTE] jesus that looks awful. i can't understand why anyone would ever invent this.
[QUOTE=stotd;51899408]I don't want to get toilet w*ter on my hands so I just stand up a little bit [editline]2nd March 2017[/editline] jesus that looks awful. i can't understand why anyone would ever invent this.[/QUOTE] this is actually better than sitting and pooping
I do a handstand to wipe my ass
Lmao I didn't know people actually stand up to wipe I feel like as soon as you stand up the poop on ur butt will smear and make ur life horrible
If shifting you weight over to one buttock, so you don't have to do it in between the legs counts as sitting down, then I sit down. Where is the argument with toilet roll backwards and forwards and the argument if you pee before showering or in the shower?
It doesn't matter because I don't even wipe, I just blast my ass clean with the nearest out-of-control fire hydrant Who needs a bidet anyway
[QUOTE=daigennki;51893279]And then there is here :v: [t]http://livedoor.blogimg.jp/vivit_2012/imgs/8/f/8f5be663.jpg[/t] (Have not seen these for some time though, they have been disappearing)[/QUOTE] Such elegance.
is that thing even real jesus it looks surreal
[I]Dam it' just keeps going. [/I]The icon was definitely a subconscious Inspiration lol:boxhide:
wtf why are you people so worried about reaching your hand into the bowl? You're reaching to wipe your ass, not fondle the turds you just took. Is the water level in your toilets almost touching your bums or something?
[QUOTE=Wunce;51890925]Alright everyone in this thread is ignoring the obvious issue: [b] Different countries have different toilets. [/b] [img]http://i.imgur.com/dEeUVtH.png[/img] Many Americans stand up to wipe because their toilets are fucking awful.[/QUOTE] What the hell? Do you guys just dunk your ass into the water?
wtf thats not true at all lmao
I feel like some of you dont know how toilets work? [editline]3rd March 2017[/editline] [QUOTE=Sewer guy;51903499]wtf why are you people so worried about reaching your hand into the bowl? You're reaching to wipe your ass, not fondle the turds you just took. Is the water level in your toilets almost touching your bums or something?[/QUOTE] Well, lets say youve taken a massive dump and you fill the toilet with paper because youve wiped your arse too many times and went crazy and youve flushed and NOW the water and feces and piss has risen to the point where you CANT SIT down and wipe because your hand will literally BE submerged into your crap. wait... :v: ok, maybe if this is a diarrhea situation because if youve already wiped and finished, there would be no reason to wipe again. So yeah, explosive diarrhea.
[QUOTE=HookerVomit;51904222] Well, lets say youve taken a massive dump and you fill the toilet with paper because youve wiped your arse too many times and went crazy and youve flushed and NOW the water and feces and piss has risen to the point where you CANT SIT down and wipe because your hand will literally BE submerged into your crap. wait... :v: ok, maybe if this is a diarrhea situation because if youve already wiped and finished, there would be no reason to wipe again. So yeah, explosive diarrhea.[/QUOTE] Even at the height of my explosive diarrhea and biggest shitting days, my toilet was nowhere near the brim. Some of you must have shallow toilets because I've never once had this issue besides a backed up toilet, which is a different problem altogether.
[QUOTE=HookerVomit;51904222]I feel like some of you dont know how toilets work? [editline]3rd March 2017[/editline] Well, lets say youve taken a massive dump and you fill the toilet with paper because youve wiped your arse too many times and went crazy and youve flushed and NOW the water and feces and piss has risen to the point where you CANT SIT down and wipe because your hand will literally BE submerged into your crap. wait... :v: ok, maybe if this is a diarrhea situation because if youve already wiped and finished, there would be no reason to wipe again. So yeah, explosive diarrhea.[/QUOTE] multiple flushes are a thing ya know...
[QUOTE=Sewer guy;51903499]wtf why are you people so worried about reaching your hand into the bowl? You're reaching to wipe your ass, not fondle the turds you just took. Is the water level in your toilets almost touching your bums or something?[/QUOTE] I don't get this either. If your water level was somehow high enough to be less than a hand's width from your bumhole, then your cheeks, dick and balls would be submerged in the water already. With an average toilet, you'd have to fuck up real hard to touch the water. You're wiping shit with tissues, having your hand in the open air of a toilet is no big deal if you wash your hands afterwards.
I would assume most girls wipe front to back so as to not get shit in their vaginas (hello UTIs), and that's not very comfortable to do while sitting down. You're also supposed to wipe female babies front to back for that reason as well.
[QUOTE=TestECull;51905424]multiple flushes are a thing ya know...[/QUOTE] On a related note, I distinctly remember my parents not buying a house because I got in an argument with the builder over low-flow toilets as a kid. I got legitimately upset because the guy was trying to say that you just have to flush it twice, which totally defeated the purpose of low-flow, and kept asking him why they couldn't just install regular ones instead. We drove home and never even talked about that house again.
[QUOTE=lexus04;51906217]I would assume most girls wipe front to back so as to not get shit in their vaginas[/QUOTE] That's called the crack hoe wipe
[QUOTE=Snowmew;51906268]On a related note, I distinctly remember my parents not buying a house because I got in an argument with the builder over low-flow toilets as a kid. I got legitimately upset because the guy was trying to say that you just have to flush it twice, which totally defeated the purpose of low-flow, and kept asking him why they couldn't just install regular ones instead. We drove home and never even talked about that house again.[/QUOTE] Haha. I have on more than one occasion pondered how to increase the flow of mine so I didn't have to multi-flush them but all I can figure is that they're cast in such a way that it isn't possible. Need to find a working commode from the 70s...
I stand up because, you see, I have one of those smart toilets, like in Japan. When it detects poop, it plays the national anthem.
We have a free standing towel rail so I straddle that and drag my arse along it
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