• Why the F___ Do some people Stand up to wipe?
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I just move forward and tilt myself a little bit, and I've never heard of anybody standing up to wipe, but as long as you get the job done and you aren't smearing your shit all over the walls or anything, I don't see why it matters.
[QUOTE=Jamsponge;51909164]I don't see why it matters.[/QUOTE] This isnt a matter of logic anymore, this is a matter of fucking [I]honour[/I]
When I take a shit, I have to flush about 5 to 10 times in order to get rid of the shit. But then again, It's only once per week...
Not using the bathroom hose to power wash away your turds and give yourself an enema so all those nasty inside turds are clear of your beautiful sanitized sanctuary in 2017 Guess there are more people living in 3rd world countries than I thought
My ass is 10x more hairy then postals trust me, it's a jungle. I have to stand and spread my legs to get that paper in every crack and cranny. Nothing worse then a watery poo hardening them hairs and making my ass chaff to a bloody mess [editline]4th March 2017[/editline] Once I stop renting and get my own place and buy my own place I'm gonna get one of those self cleaning toilets, just goto figure how not to poo on the bidget and shower my ass in shit
Why is no one bending their dick around and blasting the arse with piss to clean it that way you do not have to stand and only use a small amount of paper to dry the arse
[QUOTE=burgerdemon;51912432]Why is no one bending their dick around and blasting the arse with piss to clean it that way you do not have to stand and only use a small amount of paper to dry the arse[/QUOTE] I just shove it in and give myself a piss enema, cleans me right out every time no problem
[QUOTE=Snowmew;51912528]I just shove it in and give myself a piss enema, cleans me right out every time no problem[/QUOTE] Uh
Im pooping in squatting position. So i don't have any problem wiping my ass. Squatting master race
I always thought people stood up to wipe just to be able to look at their poop first before its obstructed by tp
Sometimes a man has a shit unlike any he has experienced before, usually after a night out or a long illness. These can feel like anything from a torrent of red-hot lava to a hail of pebbles. He might force out something that apparently has thorns on it. He might feel like he's just given birth to a small tree trunk. On occasions like this it is perfectly acceptable to rise as you wipe, so that you might see what you have created before covering it with soiled paper. Just in case it shows some symptoms of some medical issue, or in case you actually managed to shit a lung, or if the thing is still twitching and required immediate euthanasia and flushing. Edit: [QUOTE=Tokii;51915731]I always thought people stood up to wipe just to be able to look at their poop first before its obstructed by tp[/QUOTE] Oh fuck you I said it better.
[QUOTE=Mr Shadyface;51918672]Sometimes a man has a shit unlike any he has experienced before, usually after a night out or a long illness. These can feel like anything from a torrent of red-hot lava to a hail of pebbles. He might force out something that apparently has thorns on it. He might feel like he's just given birth to a small tree trunk. On occasions like this it is perfectly acceptable to rise as you wipe, so that you might see what you have created before covering it with soiled paper. Just in case it shows some symptoms of some medical issue, or in case you actually managed to shit a lung, or if the thing is still twitching and required immediate euthanasia and flushing. Edit: Oh fuck you I said it better.[/QUOTE] You did. I ended up having a colonoscopy, where the surgeon found and removed a polyp, after occasionally discovering blood on the paper, which i would not have been privy to should i not have stood up each time.
[QUOTE=Mr Shadyface;51918672]or if the thing is still twitching and required immediate euthanasia[/QUOTE]with a flamethrower
I never knew people wiped their ass sitting down :s.
Standing up to wipe your ass seems so absurd that I've never even thought about it as a possibility.
I never stand up to wipe,because i don't want smear shit all over my ass
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