Facepunch BANNED members, How does it even happen?
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Tip to success: Always contribute to a thread. Even if it seems like a bad idea, might get you banned or reveals terrifyingly intimate details about yourself.
And smile :smile:
I got banned for 1 whole day by MaxOfS2D 4 years ago.
That's it really, I'm not an someone you could call an active poster :dogsleep:
[QUOTE=soullink;51861221]I got banned for 1 whole day by MaxOfS2D 4 years ago.
That's it really, I'm not an someone you could call an active poster :dogsleep:[/QUOTE]
I got permbanned on this account once for joking about ratings. Don't fuck around with ratings, mods will slide their shafts right in to your DMs.
[editline]22nd February 2017[/editline]
[URL="https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1498859&p=49385056&viewfull=1#post49385056"]lol[/URL]
People complaining about ratings and then getting banned for it will never stop being the funniest bans tbh
People with no bans are sissies that never take any risks.
That said, most of my bans could have been avoided if I hadn't been an idiot.
Thankfully I've never been banned for insulting or flaming, mostly just posting late memes.
[editline]22nd February 2017[/editline]
[QUOTE=hakimhakim;51854362]Tips for never getting a ban:
1 - Join the hivemind
2 - Be a yes-man
3 - Say things that doesn't matter. Be the above-the-fence guy
4 - Must be pro-Israel (this is the key)
5 - Stay casual.
6 - Don't say controversial things, no matter if you are right or wrong. Remember; nod nod and nod[/QUOTE]
You could also not be an idiot and not say racist things.
Just a thought.
[QUOTE=J!NX;51861326]People complaining about ratings and then getting banned for it will never stop being the funniest bans tbh[/QUOTE]
The only time I've ever really complained about ratings was when a shitbag names Sir TEST kept rating new people who were asking question with boxes.
[editline]22nd February 2017[/editline]
no ban yet lmao
I wonder if OP will return after that ban.
Maybe he doesn't know the difference between a temp ban and a perma.
[QUOTE=Samson0722;51861901]I wonder if OP will return after that ban.
Maybe he doesn't know the difference between a temp ban and a perma.[/QUOTE]
:xfiles:
[QUOTE=hakimhakim;51854362]Tips for never getting a ban:
1 - Join the hivemind
2 - Be a yes-man
3 - Say things that doesn't matter. Be the above-the-fence guy
4 - Must be pro-Israel (this is the key)
5 - Stay casual.
6 - Don't say controversial things, no matter if you are right or wrong. Remember; nod nod and nod[/QUOTE]Mmmm, delicious salt.
whatever you do don't make your love of human teeth known
Talked about my way of cleaning my ass.
So, anyone know which active member has been banned the most times? There's gotta be lore on this somewhere.
[QUOTE=CAPT Opp4;51863682]So, anyone know which active member has been banned the most times? There's gotta be lore on this somewhere.[/QUOTE]
hi
[QUOTE=Arc Nova;51864618]hi[/QUOTE]
dear sweet jesus now I have my answer
all of my more recent bans are just PUI, so it's not even amusing. PUI is a good way to cap off a shitty night.
[QUOTE=bloboo;51862872][img]http://i.imgur.com/pnlN6s9.png[/img]
more sugarcoating and salt than cake or some shit like damn I'd eat you good and done[/QUOTE]
Hold your horses tough guy.
That post was directed to Israel 'country', as they thuggishly threatened New Zealand a few months back for not supporting their land-grubbing. But I guess pro-Israel being pro-Israel, and reported the post as 'racism', which is a ignorant claim; the post was directed at a country, not a race.
And I meant what I posted.
Make an anti-Muslim thread title and you'll get a medal for it.
Just look at this thread title. Disgusting. Reported that to mods, but no action taken whatsoever. Not that I'm surprised though.
[URL="https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1352593"]Allahu Snackbar[/URL]
[QUOTE=hakimhakim;51865704]Hold your horses tough guy.
That post was directed to Israel 'country', as they thuggishly threatened New Zealand a few months back for not supporting their land-grubbing. But I guess pro-Israel being pro-Israel, and reported the post as 'racism', which is a ignorant claim; the post was directed at a country, not a race.
And I meant what I posted.
Make an anti-Muslim thread title and you'll get a medal for it.
Just look at this thread title. Disgusting.
[URL="https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1352593"]Allahu Snackbar[/URL][/QUOTE]Were you the bloke who reported that thread for the title? lol.
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If it were something like "Perforating towelheads since 2014", then we might've done something bout it, but tbh that title's perfectly harmless
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Odd that said thread title, of a very inactive thread you had to go specifically digging for, would offend you, rather than e.g. some of the opinions posted in SH every now and then.
[QUOTE=Sgt Doom;51865718]Were you the bloke who reported that thread for the title? lol.
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If it were something like "Perforating towelheads since 2014", then we might've done something bout it, but tbh that title's perfectly harmless[/QUOTE]
Yes I did.
If you actually do your job instead of basking in your new 'mod' status, maybe I shouldn't have need to.
Insulting the name of a god of a religion is not insulting enough? Makes me wonder if you are really qualified for modding a forum.
[QUOTE=hakimhakim;51865762]Yes I did.
If you actually do your job instead of basking in your new 'mod' status, maybe I shouldn't have need to.
Insulting the name of a god of a religion is not insulting enough? Makes me wonder if you are really qualified for modding a forum.[/QUOTE]You could show me Jesus being sodomised by Ganesh while Moses tongues his bollocks and I similarly wouldn't give a shit, unless you were posting said NSFW picture in a SFW section. We generally ban for stereotyping and general bigotry against [I]followers[/I] of a religion, not lighthearted puns regarding specific phrases associated with a religion, nor general criticism of a religion.
[editline]24th February 2017[/editline]
To be perfectly serious, that thread title is an absolutely harmless pun; if that genuinely offends you, I don't know how you've survived being here so long without blowing a gasket. We've had some genuine hatred against Muslims espoused before e.g. in SH, albeit getting the banhammer fairly swiftly, and that title doesn't come even close.
[QUOTE=hakimhakim;51854362]Tips for never getting a ban:
1 - Join the hivemind
2 - Be a yes-man
3 - Say things that doesn't matter. Be the above-the-fence guy
4 - Must be pro-Israel (this is the key)
5 - Stay casual.
6 - Don't say controversial things, no matter if you are right or wrong. Remember; nod nod and nod[/QUOTE]
besides #4 this is sadly quite true, especially in the tf2 section
One time I told Hezzy to shut the fuck up and when people told me that was dumb, I misused the phrase "Couldn't care less" (said could instead) and got permabanned. Forgot all about facepunch until a few months ago when I tried to login and found that I was unbanned from what I assume is the Birthday Unbanning
[editline]23rd February 2017[/editline]
Oh god I just realized that I've been on this site for ten years in two months. Wish I had my '06 account but I lost those login details long ago.
[editline]23rd February 2017[/editline]
I should change my avatar to something more modern
I GOT FUCKING BANNED FOR 5 DAYS AFTER POSTING THIS MY PERFECT STREAK RUINEDDDD
that postal dude has a hard-on for Forum justice.
:chillout::dogcited:
Like this:
[IMG]http://wikipunch.com/images/6/6e/That_Cat.jpg[/IMG]
[highlight](User was permabanned for this post ("Ban ME" - Craptasket))[/highlight]
[QUOTE=A_Pigeon;51879273]Like this:
[IMG]http://wikipunch.com/images/6/6e/That_Cat.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
what the fuck are you doing
Anyway, I got banned for shitposting a few times, and once for not checking the size of a GIF in LMAO Pics. In general they were minor things, but I'm surprised I wasn't permabanned for one post. I still want to crawl up and die looking at it.
[QUOTE=A_Pigeon;51879273]Like this:
[IMG]http://wikipunch.com/images/6/6e/That_Cat.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
huge if true
[QUOTE=Arc Nova;51864618]hi[/QUOTE]
p sure richy's banlist is longer
[QUOTE=hakimhakim;51865704]Hold your horses tough guy.
That post was directed to Israel 'country', as they thuggishly threatened New Zealand a few months back for not supporting their land-grubbing. But I guess pro-Israel being pro-Israel, and reported the post as 'racism', which is a ignorant claim; the post was directed at a country, not a race.
And I meant what I posted.
Make an anti-Muslim thread title and you'll get a medal for it.
Just look at this thread title. Disgusting. Reported that to mods, but no action taken whatsoever. Not that I'm surprised though.
[URL="https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1352593"]Allahu Snackbar[/URL][/QUOTE]
If you're offended by Allahu Snackbar then you need to grow a fucking backbone.
[QUOTE=Arc Nova;51864618]hi[/QUOTE]
I'll defeat you in ban count some day
[editline]26th February 2017[/editline]
Maybe then people will pay attention to me!
[QUOTE=A_Pigeon;51879273]Like this:
[IMG]http://wikipunch.com/images/6/6e/That_Cat.jpg[/IMG]
[highlight](User was permabanned for this post ("Ban ME" - Craptasket))[/highlight][/QUOTE]
You did it, The Madman.
i kinda want the mods to ban me once so i can get my virginity popped
[highlight](User was banned for this post ("Popping cherry" - Craptasket))[/highlight]
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