Crossdressing/Transgender Megathread v. There is an unicorn under my dress.
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[QUOTE=HorizoN;35727598]Yeah maybe I should try that. Sorry.
Although thanks for actually giving advice. I appreciate that.[/QUOTE]
...we've been telling you the exact same thing for WEEKS and you just kept brushing it off >:I
Yeah, exactly. We all tried to get you to stop being negative, we were nice to you, we complimented you, and all you did was shrug it all off.
All I can say is...
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NuONuafxwk[/media]
[QUOTE=Chickens!;35727456]I miss when we talked about nice things.[/QUOTE]
Since I started coming here its been pretty nice except for this one Horizon person.
Got me some rather smashing jeans. Now I wait a few years of getting hormones and then having them have any effect before I'm happy enough to ever wear them in public.
We need to get back to talking about purple things and pretty things there now to be happy.
(please don't kill me for that reference)
[QUOTE=Luafox;35728937]i have purple socks on me
does that count[/QUOTE]
I like your title
Why am I suddenly tempted to get a site changer thingy plugin for firefox that changes facepunch to purple?
Also why am I still in bed? Its 2:25pm. :c
[t]http://i48.tinypic.com/fksj88.jpg[/t]
Hmmmm
Today was an oddly Transgender day for me.
My work collegue is currently changing is gender and soon he will become a women. My work is currently implementing Equal opatunitys at work now because this transgender wants to change his gender. This is only occuring to this one person because he has attitude problems and is only doing it so if he ends up getting harrased or unfairly treated he has his own solicitors and own private lawyers for any money he can get. (Really its just a big scam and a game to him)...
To the point, today we had transgender training with this Doctor and she goes on about transgender and difference between cross dressers how people can be married and just love wearing female clothes. She goes on about how guys store clothes in down drain pipes and goes there much as he can just so he can wear a dress for half and hour while there wife goes to the shops.
I have nothing against them but its going to be hard for me to get use to having this male iv worked with for the past year, i only know him as a man and all of a sudden he changes his gender. Its going to be difficult for me to transition to it and call him by his new name and by a "Her" instead of a "him". I'm going to slip the tong sometimes but i feel if i make this mistake i know i will get a EO against me.
But yes a strange day for me, and when i looked on the cornor of my eye i saw this hot looking women with long black hair a good legs. But i noticed she all of a sudden turned her head and i see she had a beautful face but had a adams apple. It scared the shit out of me... I kinder felt attracted to her, but when i saw that i choked on my own spew..
Odd day.
[QUOTE=mooty;35729114]Today was an oddly Transgender day for me.
My work collegue is currently changing is gender and soon he will become a women. My work is currently implementing Equal opatunitys at work now because this transgender wants to change his gender. This is only occuring to this one person because he has attitude problems and is only doing it so if he ends up getting harrased or unfairly treated he has his own solicitors and own private lawyers for any money he can get. [B](Really its just a big scam and a game to him)..[/B].
To the point, today we had transgender training with this Doctor and she goes on about transgender and difference between cross dressers how people can be married and just love wearing female clothes. She goes on about how guys store clothes in down drain pipes and goes there much as he can just so he can wear a dress for half and hour while there wife goes to the shops.
I have nothing against them but its going to be hard for me to get use to having this male iv worked with for the past year, i only know him as a man and all of a sudden he changes his gender. Its going to be difficult for me to transition to it and call him by his new name and by a "Her" instead of a "him". I'm going to slip the tong sometimes but i feel if i make this mistake i know i will get a EO against me.
But yes a strange day for me, and when i looked on the cornor of my eye i saw this hot looking women with long black hair a good legs. But i noticed she all of a sudden turned her head and i see she had a beautful face but had a adams apple. It scared the shit out of me... I kinder felt attracted to her, but when i saw that[B] i choked on my own spew.. [/B]
Odd day.[/QUOTE]
[url=http://i.imgur.com/AW5Tw.png]Cool.[/url]
[QUOTE=arachnidsGrip;35729164][url=http://i.imgur.com/AW5Tw.png]Cool.[/url][/QUOTE]
I wouldn't say a scam, but he using his change of Gender as an excuse for people to take notice of him and thinks he deserves alot more than other people who deserve better positions in the business.
That wall of text seems familiar, I swear I've seen it on another thread a couple of months ago.
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[url]http://facepunch.com/threads/1174622[/url]
Hey guys, what's-
[QUOTE=CheeseMan;35726724][img]http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lr7ixkn2VQ1qeou6vo1_500.gif[/img][/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Luafox;35726781][IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v669/purpleptchrgrl/nichijou10.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=wingless;35726879][img]http://i55.tinypic.com/v3g415.gif[/img][/QUOTE]
Aw god damnit, I missed the rain reaction images?
I- I feel so left out..
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[QUOTE=J. Jett;35729256]That wall of text seems familiar, I swear I've seen it on another thread a couple of months ago.
[editline]27th April 2012[/editline]
[url]http://facepunch.com/threads/1174622[/url][/QUOTE]
yep and only a week to go and i will get to meet this new woman.
[QUOTE=J. Jett;35729256]That wall of text seems familiar, I swear I've seen it on another thread a couple of months ago.
[editline]27th April 2012[/editline]
[url]http://facepunch.com/threads/1174622[/url][/QUOTE]
I thought it looked familiar.
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And will you stop using the wrong pronouns, Mooty? I understand slip ups speaking verbally but you're just purposely calling her by the wrong pronouns.
[QUOTE=mooty;35729114]
But yes a strange day for me, and when i looked on the cornor of my eye i saw this hot looking women with long black hair a good legs. But i noticed she all of a sudden turned her head and i see she had a beautful face but had a adams apple. It scared the shit out of me... I kinder felt attracted to her, but when i saw that i choked on my own spew..
Odd day.[/QUOTE]
why exactly would that scare you? :/
plus i absolutely hate to sound mean but your entire post sounds like "waah, someone is doing something i dont like and its hard and nobody understands!" :/
There was a sharpie by my bed, and I got bored:
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/xF7nx.jpg[/IMG]
~SO HARDCORE~
that.. actually looks quite abstract. I like.
[QUOTE=Luafox;35728986]its purple[/QUOTE]
oh god that picture hnng
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HOLY SHIT WHAT
my avatar was the old one for a second and as i was just about to click my profile it changed
its cursed
That's... Legitimately terrifying.
my title just changed too
i regret everything
[QUOTE=mooty;35729210]I wouldn't say a scam, but he using his change of Gender as an excuse for people to take notice of him and thinks he deserves alot more than other people who deserve better positions in the business.[/QUOTE]
Stop calling her by the wrong pronouns please. It just makes you look a jerk.
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Does anyone else who's here have an issue with, whenever you ask a family member to respect your identity and your new name, and then get it wrong, they go "Well this is really hard for me!"
My Mother does this and I almost want to go [b]"OH YES, I HAVE NO IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IT MUST BE FOR YOU TO USE MY CORRECT NAME. A PERSON SUCH AS MYSELF HAS NO DEFINITION OF HARDSHIP TO UNDERTAKE."[/b]
She doesn't do it so much anymore but christ it makes me angry sometimes. >.<
Kind of relevant: I still turn the water purple when I shower. :v:
[QUOTE=Riodoku;35733635]There was a sharpie by my bed, and I got bored:
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/xF7nx.jpg[/IMG]
~SO HARDCORE~[/QUOTE]
Please tell me that says "God Save the Queers".
That'd be like twice as cool.
[QUOTE=Chickens!;35729015][t]http://i48.tinypic.com/fksj88.jpg[/t]
Hmmmm[/QUOTE]
i wanted those but they were out of stock
[QUOTE=Riodoku;35733635]There was a sharpie by my bed, and I got bored:
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/xF7nx.jpg[/IMG]
~SO HARDCORE~[/QUOTE]your chest looks nice, not even in a sexual way
Is there anyone here who have a guide in how to look girly (femboi) available?
I do ofcourse already assume that someone has posted it somewhere within all these pages but I am way too tired to look through all of them.
I do believe that I have the right body for a crossdresser but I am way to unexperienced to know what to get in order to completely be one. And that includes everything amongst body products, smink, food, training and clothes.
I would really like to try it out just for the sake of trying.
[QUOTE=Jawyen;35736579]Is there anyone here who have a guide in how to look girly (femboi) available?
I do ofcourse already assume that someone has posted it somewhere within all these pages but I am way too tired to look through all of them.
I do believe that I have the right body for a crossdresser but I am way to unexperienced to know what to get in order to completely be one. And that includes everything amongst body products, smink, food, training and clothes.
I would really like to try it out just for the sake of trying.[/QUOTE]
It's not something you can achieve just by doing a couple of things.
Your body type is a big part of it, clothes are too. Make up can help a little (depending on how you use it, I'm not saying making yourself look like a clown), taking care of your skin, getting rid of body hair.
That will only get you to look right, acting right is the hardest part. Your voice is a dead give away unless you have a really feminine voice (and if so, can I have it please?), how you walk, act, and even talk needs work.
[QUOTE=Zeldy;35736624]It's not something you can achieve just by doing a couple of things.
Your body type is a big part of it, clothes are too. Make up can help a little (depending on how you use it, I'm not saying making yourself look like a clown), taking care of your skin, getting rid of body hair.
That will only get you to look right, acting right is the hardest part. Your voice is a dead give away unless you have a really feminine voice (and if so, can I have it please?), how you walk, act, and even talk needs work.[/QUOTE]
Well, that is a few of the things I would like to have information/guides about, it would feel a lot better to have some kind of guideline instead of running straight out, picking up what I would assume is the best way to look girly. Especially since I've had a lot of bad memories caused by my lack of judgement in subjects/events.
And I am willing to put down a lot of effort in order to develop my looks.
[QUOTE=Jawyen;35736738]Well, that is a few of the things I would like to have information/guides about, it would feel a lot better to have some kind of guideline instead of running straight out, picking up what I would assume is the best way to look girly. Especially since I've had a lot of bad memories caused by my lack of judgement in subjects/events.
And I am willing to put down a lot of effort in order to develop my looks.[/QUOTE]
Okay uhh let's see. I can't give you any information on clothes other than just look around the women's section and see what catches your eye. For me, I don't buy overly girly things. I just wear tight jeans and shirts. As for make up, eyeliner is amazing. Not too much of course, you are not an egyptian god. Concealer is great to cover up stubble on your face. No matter how close I shave, and no matter how smooth my face is, it still looks stubbly.
As for skin, just apply moisturizing lotions to your body after you shower. Face and arms being the priority since they are shown all the time (unless you wear long sleeves and/or a veil).
As for body hair, there are numerous ways of removing them. There's always shaving, but it gets really prickly after a couple of days, or even the next day. But it's fast to do. You can wax or use an epilator,which basically rips your hair right off. It's pretty painful, but it leaves your skin feeling smooth for a week or two, and the hair grows back finer without being too prickly. There is also hair removal creams like veet or nair. I never used these before, so I don't really know about them. There are also more "permanent" solutions like laser or electrolysis.
As for acting right, it's the hardest part. Practicing your voice is REALLY hard and I still haven't even found my right voice yet. You might feel silly trying it, so I suggest practising in a place where no one can hear you. Unless you don't care. Acting more feminine depends on you. Women act very differently than man. Their legs are closer together when they walk, their arms don't sway as much, and sway closer to their bodies. They sit differently most of the times. Legs together, or crossed, etc. A good way to notice is just go out to the park or sit at a cafe or something and just people watch, see how men and women act differently. See what catches your eye and try to recreate it.
... Phew.
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