Crossdressing/Transgender Megathread v. There is an unicorn under my dress.
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[QUOTE=J. Jett;35838960]woah, elaborate?[/QUOTE]
I didn't buy it, was a birthday gift a few years back.
[QUOTE=Riodoku;35839149]Why would you ever spend that much on a sex toy? The most expensive thing I have is a lube-secreting dildo, and that only cost me $45.[/QUOTE]
Again, gift. only because it was a furry who bought it, it HAD to be a god-damned Bad-Dragon thing. Didn't like it at all. Gave it away (cleaned it of course.:v: )
[QUOTE=HorizoN;35839283]because I'm not into sex[/QUOTE]
Shut up you secretly do. You've desired it since you started él fap.
Unless you think that sex gives you cooties. That's just weird.
What? No I don't. I don't even fap.
That's actually unhealthy for someone your age, HorizoN.
Fap more be negative less
I don't think my dad even bothers to question my steam names, which have at various moments included Ms. Somegirl and Ms. Slimegirl, among multiple others (though not as unusual).
Also my avatars are almost exclusively limited to anime girls, usually cute ones. My screenshots often show me playing female characters as well :v:
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Damnit I'm late
Don't worry about being late, it's still related to the thread!
More related stuff, I had to throw out a pair of my socks. :c
they went to church and got HOLEy (sorry I copied it from steam chat)
[QUOTE=Chickens!;35839607]Fap more be negative less[/QUOTE]
actually not doing it means you're negative less I believe
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you get quite an upbeat attitude, whilst at the same time being horny as fuck
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somebody help I think I might not have a sex drive
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[QUOTE=hoodoo456;35839602]That's actually unhealthy for someone your age, HorizoN.[/QUOTE]
oh well
Doing it releases stress, so it actually does make you less negative.
[QUOTE=HorizoN;35839283]because I'm not into sex[/QUOTE]
There's your answer, then. They're for people who do like sex since using them is, you know, A SEXUAL ACT.
[QUOTE=KonKitten;35839500]I didn't buy it, was a birthday gift a few years back.
Again, gift. only because it was a furry who bought it, it HAD to be a god-damned Bad-Dragon thing. Didn't like it at all. Gave it away (cleaned it of course.:v: )
Shut up you secretly do. You've desired it since you started él fap.
Unless you think that sex gives you cooties. That's just weird.[/QUOTE]
Are you kidding? I love my BD toys. :X
They feel better than everything else I have.
what's going to happen? I die or something?
You're more productive and motivated when you don't do it for a while (4/5 days) but if you abstain altogether it's apparently rather unhealthy.
[QUOTE=Zeldy;35839698]There's your answer, then. They're for people who do like sex since using them is, you know, A SEXUAL ACT.
Are you kidding? I love my BD toys. :X
[b]They feel better than everything else I have.[/b][/QUOTE]
okay...
You won't die, you'll just be more negative and stressed.
[QUOTE=Chickens!;35839705]You're more productive and motivated when you don't do it for a while (4/5 days) but if you abstain altogether it's apparently rather unhealthy.[/QUOTE]
Well what's the worst that could happen? I'm not about to start.
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god dammit guys I say I don't fap and posts just explode everywhere.
[QUOTE=Zeldy;35839698]
Are you kidding? I love my BD toys. :X
They feel better than everything else I have.[/QUOTE]
I didn't like mine. I'd prefer something big I could ride and not tear myself a new asshole. I think I still have a photo of it. Hold on..
edit: here it is. I was just DICKing around; [url]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/7768964/2011-07-06%2014.25.57.jpg[/url]
[QUOTE=HorizoN;35839706]okay...[/QUOTE]
That wasn't directed at you though. The top one was.
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[QUOTE=KonKitten;35839731]I didn't like mine. I'd prefer something big I could ride and not tear myself a new asshole. I think I still have a photo of it. Hold on..[/QUOTE]
Hah. Well one of mine looks like it could do that, but it's soft so it doesn't.
Well this is just creeping me out a bit so I think I'll take a little break.
[QUOTE=KonKitten;35839731]I didn't like mine. I'd prefer something big I could ride and not tear myself a new asshole. I think I still have a photo of it. Hold on..
edit: here it is. I was just DICKing around; [url]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/7768964/2011-07-06%2014.25.57.jpg[/url][/QUOTE]
How would that tear you a new asshole? It looks kinda boring... Mine looks mean with all the ridges and stuff. :X
[QUOTE=Zeldy;35839830]How would that tear you a new asshole? It looks kinda boring... Mine looks mean with all the ridges and stuff. :X[/QUOTE]
I'm not a fan of the knots.
Although I did use a medium seadragon once and took it to the knot without lube.
dear god that pain was worth it.
Okay enough dildo talk I feel like a dick for maybe bragging.
[quote]pH. Necron Techie [D2B]: also stop with the penis puns xD
KonKitty; Boobalicious Dickgirl: But- Mmmh. :c
KonKitty; Boobalicious Dickgirl: well that's very dickish to say.
pH. Necron Techie [D2B]: OH GOD
KonKitty; Boobalicious Dickgirl: sorry. c:[/quote]
[QUOTE=HorizoN;35839663]actually not doing it means you're negative less I believe
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you get quite an upbeat attitude, whilst at the same time being horny as fuck
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somebody help I think I might not have a sex drive
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oh well[/QUOTE]
Your "lack of sex drive" 's probably just lack of experimenting, it's normal for youngsters (*gasp* GOD I FEEL OLD), just let your imagine run wild and it'll eventually happen.
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[QUOTE=KonKitten;35839886]Okay enough dildo talk I feel like a dick for maybe bragging.[/QUOTE]
Trust me, you're not bragging untill you've got a tentacle monster hidden in your bathroom.
And yes it's fricking purple.
[QUOTE=KonKitten;35839886]I'm not a fan of the knots.
[B]
Although I did use a medium seadragon once and took it to the knot without lube.[/B]
dear god that pain was worth it.
Okay enough dildo talk I feel like a dick for maybe bragging.[/QUOTE]
Good LORD.
I can hardly take my small one's knot.
Okay no more dildos. D:
[QUOTE=Zeldy;35839924]Good LORD.
I can hardly take my small one's knot.
Okay no more dildos. D:[/QUOTE]
I'm just waiting for someone to post a picture of your avatar and--
You know what let's change topic it's getting outta hand :quagmire:
I'm having some major issues in trying to indentify the different ages of people in here.
First it's about dildos then it's about events among parents.
By the way, why's it everyone's given up on Arklight? (Remember lifepunch?) It's a small community but at our post rate I'm sure it could grow big.
is 1/2 an hour enough?
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looks like it
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jesus fuck what the fuck
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I'm never going back to page 111
I kinda wish I had a dildo. Too bad I haven't ordered one since there are so many options and I don't want to buy something I don't end up liking.
Tho, I haven't had any sexual urges since I stopped fucking my ex, I even stopped masturbating. Actually only thing I notice that have changed after I stopped having sex and masturbating was that I have a horrible morning wood almost EVERY morning.
dildos fucking scare me
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I think I might be dildophobic
I found a website called dildokings, and I suppose I'm a bit scared too of them because some of them's like 10cm in diameter. I can't even wrap my hand around that, let alone hold it!!
What did I stumble into?
[QUOTE=Tools;35840000]I'm just waiting for someone to post a picture of your avatar and--
You know what let's change topic it's getting outta hand :quagmire:[/QUOTE]
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:quagmire:
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