• Crossdressing/Transgender Megathread v. There is an unicorn under my dress.
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I distinctly remember being in the bathroom brushing my teeth, and my dad coming and saying "Alright, what did you want to ask me?" I still have no idea what I wanted to ask him.
[QUOTE=Rammlied;35413825]I distinctly remember being in the bathroom brushing my teeth, and my dad coming and saying "Alright, what did you want to ask me?" I still have no idea what I wanted to ask him.[/QUOTE] You'll remember when you're like 40 and lying in bed some day and It'll be something boring like "Have you seen my keys?"
[QUOTE=Rammlied;35413825]I distinctly remember being in the bathroom brushing my teeth, and my dad coming and saying "Alright, what did you want to ask me?" I still have no idea what I wanted to ask him.[/QUOTE] Your brain blocked it. It probably involves something very sexual like "I wish I was a girl" and you daddy saying "hm... we might be able to make that possible" and then him taking you to the basement where he stripped you naked and gave you girlie clothes and then called his friends and did things I won't list here and filmed it all and put the tape along with a letter explaining everything in a hidden spot he will only tell you about before his death. But yeah, this is where your need to crossdress originates from and this is why you can't remember anyting past that moment. but don't worry, as I told you, you will rememeber it all once your daddy tells you where he hid the tape. [img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/12/Sigmund_Freud_LIFE.jpg/200px-Sigmund_Freud_LIFE.jpg[/img] That will be 70$, young man.
-snipe I was uninformed-
[QUOTE=HorizoN;35414074]uh, what?[/QUOTE] Freud's theory of repression.
dear god keep this up and I'll be the best post sniper around.
[QUOTE=HorizoN;35414291]dear god keep this up and I'll be the best post sniper around.[/QUOTE] or banned for contentless posts
[QUOTE=Noi;35414300]stop sniping every post, they dont look silly :S[/QUOTE] I was uninformed about Freud's theory.
[QUOTE=Noi;35414337]a-a-a-and so?[/QUOTE] The post itself was equally as contentless as the snipe. Though I justified it because I was sort of struggling to figure out what to add to it to not make it seem like a pointless post. Since I couldn't and was informed by someone on Freud's theory I decided it would be worth it to snipe the post. However that shouldn't be the focus of the thread so I'll take Jett's advice and stop posting since I snip everything anyway :v:
[QUOTE=Plasma Rifle;35414025]Your brain blocked it. It probably involves something very sexual like "I wish I was a girl" and you daddy saying "hm... we might be able to make that possible" and then him taking you to the basement where he stripped you naked and gave you girlie clothes and then called his friends and did things I won't list here and filmed it all and put the tape along with a letter explaining everything in a hidden spot he will only tell you about before his death. But yeah, this is where your need to crossdress originates from and this is why you can't remember anyting past that moment. but don't worry, as I told you, you will rememeber it all once your daddy tells you where he hid the tape. [img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/12/Sigmund_Freud_LIFE.jpg/200px-Sigmund_Freud_LIFE.jpg[/img] That will be 70$, young man.[/QUOTE] Is it bad that this kind of turned me on?
Word of advice: don't postpone the next time you epilate for too long, because that just hurt almost as bad as the first time. Ow.
[QUOTE=Plasma Rifle;35414025]Your brain blocked it. It probably involves something very sexual like "I wish I was a girl" and you daddy saying "hm... we might be able to make that possible" and then him taking you to the basement where he stripped you naked and gave you girlie clothes and then called his friends and did things I won't list here and filmed it all and put the tape along with a letter explaining everything in a hidden spot he will only tell you about before his death. But yeah, this is where your need to crossdress originates from and this is why you can't remember anyting past that moment. but don't worry, as I told you, you will rememeber it all once your daddy tells you where he hid the tape. [img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/12/Sigmund_Freud_LIFE.jpg/200px-Sigmund_Freud_LIFE.jpg[/img] That will be 70$, young man.[/QUOTE] Oh god my sides. :v:
When I was young, my sister and cousin would dress me and my brother up in fancy dresses and put make up on. My brother was totally against but I just didn't care :v:
Okay so me, my cousin and my sister were down in our grandma's basement. i told my cousin i like guys but then she told my sister, my sister threatened to tell my parents. but i tried to make a deal with them and they said they would have to paint my nails and put makeup on me as long as they kept their mouths shut. it looked so bad, that not even i liked it, i would have been fine with eyeliner but they went all out. My parents know i like guys though. :v:
After I was like five I always played video games Before that I had boy toys I guess, that's what my parents bought me. I hand a fuckload of these little plastic dinosaurs, they were awesome. I basically just played ecosystem with them and had the T. Rex eat the shitty dinosaurs. I once remember getting a pack of army men, then arranging them into formations and crying when my brother wanted to fight and fucked up my formations. Before primary school I always played alone.
I never really had toys, we made used to build bases up trees and stuff. When I was a kid we had wooden pallets for scrap and Operation Flashpoint on PC :v: My dog came home the other day with an Action Man that had lights on him and fired different guns that you put on his arm and my dad took it off him and kept it, it was like Christmas for him, "This is fucking awesome, I only ever had one action man and he didn't even have Kung Fu Grip" Also no early childhood Crossdressing stories sorry :v: Although once I saw my mam plucking her eyebrows and cut mine off with a scissors but decided it was a bad idea and stopped after the first one.
I could have swore I was guaranteed to be a female because I always got curious when I were 6 and just wore girls clothes when no-one was around. That and I grew up watching and playing girls stuff. At least I can wear my stuff now! :3
[QUOTE=HorizoN;35414326]I was uninformed about Freud's theory.[/QUOTE] If you don't ask questions, you'll never learn anything. If you don't know something, ask it..
What place do you think is cheapest for over the knee socks, i'm starting to take a liking to those.
[url=www.sockdreams.com/]Sockdreams[/url] is the best[B][U].[/U][/B]
[QUOTE=Chickens!;35416315][url=www.sockdreams.com/]Sockdreams[/url] is the best[B][U].[/U][/B][/QUOTE] Thanks, i'm not the biggest online shopper, id rather run out to a store.
[QUOTE=Chickens!;35416315][url=www.sockdreams.com/]Sockdreams[/url] is the best[B][U].[/U][/B][/QUOTE] Indeed they are! Just tried my new socks from them on today after shaving my legs [t]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/10125074/2012-04-03_16-35-44_875.jpg[/t]
[QUOTE=Solece;35416681]Indeed they are! Just tried my new socks from them on today after shaving my legs [t]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/10125074/2012-04-03_16-35-44_875.jpg[/t][/QUOTE] Cute :3
[QUOTE=Solece;35416681]Indeed they are! Just tried my new socks from them on today after shaving my legs [t]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/10125074/2012-04-03_16-35-44_875.jpg[/t][/QUOTE]I'm so lucky to have these legs all to myself :3 [img]http://facepunch.com/avatar/252303.png?garryis=awesome[/img]
[QUOTE=TehWhale;35416820]I'm so lucky to have these legs all to myself :3 [img]http://facepunch.com/avatar/252303.png?garryis=awesome[/img][/QUOTE] You're his Bf?
Yesh!
[QUOTE=TehWhale;35416953]Yesh![/QUOTE] Good for you guys <3
That's awesome. I guess I should say something about myself too - Nathie, from this thread, is actually my girlfriend. We've been together for quite a while now, long-distance, but she came over to visit last December. :v:
[QUOTE=J. Jett;35417033]That's awesome. I guess I should say something about myself too - Nathie, from this thread, is actually my girlfriend. We've been together for quite a while now, long-distance, but she came over to visit last December. :v:[/QUOTE] I confirm this.
Me and SpaceGhost are very good friends almost like a boyfriend to me.
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