[QUOTE=PopTartz;21192627]A mass army of eager breakfast goers[/QUOTE]
I just pictured a large battle of average college age males, boring and normal looking. Both sides look exactly the same, except one side has pop-tarts, and the other toaster strudels.
NO WAY MOTHERFUCKER POP TARTS IS THE SHIT
Nuh uh, Yurz are dUMb and isNt warm!1
That's why you microwave it dipshit, and they're not messy or cumcovered like you're nasty ass strudels. Try eating those cumrags with one hand.