[QUOTE=TheJunction;20357362]12, i decided to try watching porn. For some reason, my jizz was cobalt blue.[/QUOTE]
Nice to know.
Was 13, saw hot chicks on the internet, started fapping.
Kinda like everyone here...
Or everyone.
I was 13, I wanted to try to have sex with something and I realized I could use my hand, did it really weirdly for a while.
I was twelve, and I didn't achieve it the normal way.
I used both hands, and a lot lotion, pretty much twirling my dick skin between my hands.
I shit bricks when white stuff started coming out.
13 years old. Had tried before but I always stopped right as it started to build up because that's what I thought the orgasm was.
One day I just decided to keep going until something happened and something did happen.
read a brochure given out in theg 6th grade :saddowns:
[QUOTE=Sethorion;20442326]13 years old. Had tried before but I always stopped right as it started to build up because that's what I thought the orgasm was.
One day I just decided to keep going until something happened and something did happen.[/QUOTE]
wat happened
[QUOTE=Face Melter;20344332]12, looking up naked ladies then getting like REALLY fucking horny and fucking my hand.
Freaked out when I jizzed thinking I broke my dick.[/QUOTE]
Just looked at this, my brother did the same thing! he looked up naked ladies, then later blamed it on me when he left it running............
advanced-masturbation.com or something, when i was 12, or just turned 13, noticed pre-cum, went in shower, fapped, was like, omg i need piss, first few times, after i came, i could have actually pissed right there no pause, really odd :3
[QUOTE=Shugo589;20442362]wat happened[/QUOTE]
A huge ass mess is what happened.
yeah, first time always seems to be a bucketload.
5th grade (just air)
I was 10 and I put glow in the dark stickers on my dick, and got hard.
Rubbed penis, rewarded with glow in the dark penis cream.
4 months. Jackin' my little wenis.
JK I was 11 and had porn on so I flipped it out and it was huge. So I jacked it and it felt awesome.
When K
I had my first orgasm before my father
My friend gave me his collection off mags, and I got liker RAWRZZZZZZZZZ in my bedroom till my cock bled and etc
When it healed i did it in the shower posted the porn with water
they stuck etc etc
In the shower, I had just gotten through watching some video where a guy gets caught by him mom strokin' it. I wondered why every one loved doing it so much so that night I tried in the shower;
:raise::fh:
"I don't see what's so great abo-"
:byodood:
"HNNNNNGGG"
:hawaaaafap:
:flashfap:
[QUOTE=cashman123;20444342]In the shower, I had just gotten through watching some video where a guy gets caught by him mom strokin' it. I wondered why every one loved doing it so much so that night I tried in the shower;
:raise::fh:
"I don't see what's so great abo-"
:byodood:
"HNNNNNGGG"
:hawaaaafap:
avatar fits
:flashfap:[/QUOTE]
your avatar fits!
First fap - 9 ( playing with dicky)
First jizz- 12 (I guess porn, can't remember)
Did anyone else use piss as lubrication?
[QUOTE=Saza;20442673]yeah, first time always seems to be a bucketload.[/QUOTE]
I had my first orgasm before I could jizz.
Aw Vaseline. That shit is good.
[QUOTE=KingKombat;20445350]Did anyone else use piss as lubrication?[/QUOTE]
What the fuck.
I could understand maybe, spit or something. But piss? What the fuck is that shit, man?
Piss=Natures lube. It's like how cows make milk.....
Saw porn when I was 12 and I was curious as to what came out the strange mans penis. I thought it was milk so I thought maybe if I rub it like a cows utter milk will come out and I wanted to look at it closely. Lets just say you never ever feel so attached to your sperm after looking at them under a microscope. Thanks to gewgle I found out that day that there are people living in my balls.
[QUOTE=loco;20446198]Piss=Natures lube. It's like how cows make milk.....
Saw porn when I was 12 and I was curious as to what came out the strange mans penis. I thought it was milk so I thought maybe if I rub it like a cows utter milk will come out in and I wanted to look at it closely. Lets just say you never ever feel so attached to your sperm after looking at them under a microscope.[/QUOTE]
That's pretty fucking bad ass, for a 12 year old.
[QUOTE=KingKombat;20445350]Did anyone else use piss as lubrication?[/QUOTE]
Uhh...
Emote train of when I was 11 for me wankin'
:f5h: :dong: :fh: :kiddo: :fh: :fh: :fh: :gizz: :buddy:
[QUOTE=Big Ben;20446306]That's pretty fucking bad ass, for a 12 year old.[/QUOTE]
Yes microscopes from the library book fair come in handy to look at your children? Unborn children what ever you wanna call em.
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Point of the story never try to jizz on a cotton swab.
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