>In chem class
>gas building up in stomach
>teacher being bitch and won't allow us to go to bathroom since it's after lunch
>have to fart bad
>lean on one side and shift cheeks. silencer obtained
>FLEX
>shit comes out at the very end of ventilation process
>sat for rest of hour with shit cradling in between my ass cheeks.
[QUOTE=MightyMax;37030555]>This isn't
>funny.[/QUOTE]
>Implying I didn't get two funnies therefore representing that the entire facepunch community minus you laughed at my jokes
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/KDdzl.gif[/IMG]
This just recently happened in the PMG fast thread. History in the making, not a coincidental event.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Doztc.png[/IMG]
[QUOTE=MightyMax;37030555]>This isn't
>funny.[/QUOTE]
but your criticism of everything is [I]hilarious.[/I]
[QUOTE=Doctor Dave;37030615]This just recently happened in the PMG fast thread. History in the making, not a coincidental event.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Doztc.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]
Uh, ok.
That was really... [I]informative![/I]
[QUOTE=Doctor Dave;37030615]This just recently happened in the PMG fast thread. History in the making, not a coincidental event.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Doztc.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]
wow they used the same stock
very impressive
What the hell.... This was on my FB feed...
[img]http://niggaupload.com/images/LKNHG.jpg[/img]
bing translate is literally the worst piece of shit
[img]http://puu.sh/NA1m[/img]
[QUOTE=Sardonus;37030322]>Killing Floor
you never even hurt the floor
>Dead Rising
dead have already risen
>Dead Space
space can't be dead it's not even alive
>Deus Ex
god in WHAT
>Left 4 dead
actually[/QUOTE]
>Dead or Alive
Every character you fight or use will never been dead..So, 0% Dead, 100% Alive..
>Dead or Alive Xtreme
>Again, nobody is dead in the game..Who's going to die when playing volleyball anyway..
[QUOTE=Dog;37030914]bing translate is literally the worst piece of shit
[img]http://puu.sh/NA1m[/img][/QUOTE]
i know a girl on fb who always writes in korean
[quote]사랑하고 이별하고 하는 게 세상의 이치
라고 하지만 난 너에게 미친 광대
마치 낡은 오르골 속 발레리나 태엽만 감으면
다시 또 살아나 널 위해 춤을 춰
Love and breakups and is referred to as the world of clowns like crazy to you but I know the old and closed again in clockwork ballerina dance for you live I only spent the (Translated by Bing)[/quote]
nobody can ever figure out what the fuck she's talking about
[QUOTE=latin_geek;37030591][IMG]http://puu.sh/NzA0[/IMG][/QUOTE]
I hope Snoop Lion is a joke....
I don't think he was [i]lion[/i] when he announced it
[QUOTE=Jackknife123;37030998]I hope Snoop Lion is a joke....[/QUOTE]
it is most definitely not, and that is the funniest thing about it
[QUOTE=darcy010;37031027]I don't think he was [i]lion[/i] when he announced it[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Ian;37031042]it is most definitely not, and that is the funniest thing about it[/QUOTE]
i don't really see what's funny about it...
he's gone through a personal, spiritual, and life-altering change through the rastafari movement which has made him a better person
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/UQX2S.png[/IMG]
God damn it.
[QUOTE=skynrdfan3;37031082]i don't really see what's funny about it...
he's gone through a personal, spiritual, and life-altering change through the rastafari movement which has made him a better person[/QUOTE]
Smoking weed is his religion now!
[QUOTE=skynrdfan3;37031082]i don't really see what's funny about it...
he's gone through a personal, spiritual, and life-altering change through the rastafari movement which has made him a better person[/QUOTE]
And by that you mean he had a bad trip, right?