[QUOTE=Fuckitbucket;36929376][IMG]https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/318847_344931158915179_1831253168_n.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
Fuck this image is so wrong.
[sp]because george was the best beatle[/sp]
[QUOTE=JonniXD;36931151]What?
The hell is going on up there?[/QUOTE]
[media]http://soundcloud.com/user5412632/jonnixd[/media]
[QUOTE='[Seed Eater];36930861']Okay. Time to do some digging.
Crime Rates: Correct
The Eighth United Nations Survey on Crime Trends and the Operations of Criminal Justice Systems (2002) (United Nations Office on Drugs and Crime, Centre for International Crime Prevention) places the United States at the top. The Ninth and Tenth do not cover this value and the Eleventh's results are not yet published. [url]http://www.unodc.org/pdf/crime/eighthsurvey/8sv.pdf[/url]
Rape: Incorrect
[url]http://www.unodc.org/documents/data-and-analysis/statistics/crime/CTS12_Sexual_violence.xls[/url]
The latest results are form 2009 and indicate that the United States is Sixth.
CO2 Emissions: Incorrect
This list: [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_carbon_dioxide_emissions[/url] correctly places China at the top, but the numbers are incorrect when compared to the source, which also places China at the top.
[url]http://mdgs.un.org/unsd/mdg/SeriesDetail.aspx?srid=749&crid=[/url]
The latest available statistics are from 2009.
Divorce Rate: Unknown
This source: [url]http://www.census.gov/compendia/statab/2012/tables/12s1336.pdf[/url] places the United States at the top of a list of 12 nations, but that's only 12 nations. The Wikipedia article, [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Divorce_demography[/url], cites an outdated academic article but places the US near the bottom of the list. Statistics from [url]http://www.divorcereform.org/stats.html[/url] are difficult to obtain and outdated, but [url]http://www.nationmaster.com/graph/peo_div_rat-people-divorce-rate[/url], citing the 2004 statistics of [url]http://www.divorcereform.org/stats.html[/url], place the United States at the top.
Teen Birth Rate: Incorrect
Like divorce rates, sources for these were a bit tricky to find that were reliable, and the statistics were not in an easy format to read. While the United States, according to [url]http://unstats.un.org/unsd/demographic/products/dyb/dyb2009-2010/Table10.pdf[/url], has the highest number of teen births, per 1000 persons it is not the highest, and falls beneath only Greenland in developed nations.
Heart Attacks: Unknown
This source: [url]http://www.who.int/cardiovascular_diseases/en/cvd_atlas_29_world_data_table.pdf[/url] is the closest that I can find on the topic. The heart disease mortality rate of all nations in 2002 lists the United States below Russia, China, and India in number, but we are probably a higher rate per 1000 persons.
McDonald's: Correct
I don't think I even need to source this.
Plastic Surgery: Correct
The International Society of Aesthetic Plastic Surgery's 2011 results of 2010 statistical analysis ([url]http://www.isaps.org/files/html-contents/ISAPS-Procedures-Study-Results-2011.pdf[/url]) places the United States at the top.
Prison Population: Correct
It's difficult to tell how recent this data is, but I believe it is all 2010-2011. [url]http://www.prisonstudies.org/info/worldbrief/wpb_stats.php?area=all&category=wb_poprate[/url] places the United States at the top.[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://iseeahappyface.com/upload/wtf-is-this-nerd-shit182.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=RaxaHax;36931227]Fuck this image is so wrong.
[sp]because george was the best beatle[/sp][/QUOTE]
[media]http://soundcloud.com/user5412632/raxahax[/media]
[editline]25th July 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=rosthouse;36931320][IMG]http://iseeahappyface.com/upload/wtf-is-this-nerd-shit182.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
[media]http://soundcloud.com/user5412632/rosthouse[/media]
Why are you doing this
[QUOTE=funnyon;36931349][media]http://soundcloud.com/user5412632/raxahax[/media]
[editline]25th July 2012[/editline]
[media]http://soundcloud.com/user5412632/rosthouse[/media][/QUOTE]
what are you doing
[QUOTE=Ezhik;36931457]Why are you doing this[/QUOTE]
because humor, right?
right guys
right
you're more like "unfunnyon"
the guy is rakkie20 btw guys
[url]http://facepunch.com/member.php?u=238005[/url]
at least, thats what soundcloud tells me
[QUOTE=Ezhik;36931457]Why are you doing this[/QUOTE]
[media]http://soundcloud.com/user5412632/rezhik[/media]
ha he deleted the soundcloud page
[editline]25th July 2012[/editline]
[url=http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1191684&p=36688986&viewfull=1#post36688986]here have the facepunch page with the rest of his soundclouds on. compare the usernames yo[/url]
I once saw a sign by a store that sells swimming/pool goods. It was supposed to say 'IT'S POOL TIME!', but someone had ripped off the L so it said 'IT'S POO TIME!' and I was giggling the entire way home.
It happened, really.
[QUOTE=scout1;36931802][img]http://i.imgur.com/dGpXK.gif[/img][/QUOTE]
I'm pretty positive only the first car is real. The other 3 are the same model and look oddly unreal.
[QUOTE=scout1;36931802][img]http://i.imgur.com/dGpXK.gif[/img][/QUOTE]
A good number of those cars are edited in. I remember the original only having 1-2.
[QUOTE=wulfe8857;36931936]A good number of those cars are edited in. I remember the original only having 1-2.[/QUOTE]
I think only the first is real, the other two are exactly the same
still well edited though
[QUOTE=scout1;36931802][img]http://i.imgur.com/dGpXK.gif[/img][/QUOTE]
Another day in GenericActionFilmland.
[QUOTE=MeMassiveFag;36926090]whatever did happen to mm3guy? He's not on steam, on facepunch, anywhere... It's as if he died or disappeared.[/QUOTE]
I'm a little late, but I remember mm3guy leaving on his own, IIRC his last post was something like, my time here is done, then he perma-banned himself
[QUOTE=war_man333;36932019]still well edited though[/QUOTE]
Pole on the ground re-appears.
Fourth (last) car drives straight through the pole
[QUOTE=rakkie20;36932051]Pole on the ground re-appears.
Fourth (last) car drives straight through the pole[/QUOTE]
it's so that it loops